What's your excuse for not buying whole chicken? Just do it already you fucking lazy ass

>Takes 2 minutes to cut up

>Saves a ridiculous amount each year

>Free delicious chicken stock for all applications.

>Chicken carcass can also be boiled and the meat slid off for like a shit ton of what is basically pre-shredded chicken.

>Builds discipline and skillsets, people respect you

>Variety pack of meats over x2 less then buying one specific part pre-butchered. You get the heart, liver, neck, 2 breasts, 2 thighs, 2 wings and an entire carcass with a ton of meat on it.

>>21447462 (OP)
>dude ROTISSERIE

>>21447462 (OP)
>Builds discipline and skillsets, people respect you
you're so fucking retarded.

I only eat boneless skinless chicken breast. All other chicken meat is too chickeny and tastes disgusting. I also hate handling raw meat so I would literally throw up if I had to cook and butcher a whole chicken or butcher a whole chicken and cook the parts.

>>21447464
>>21447469

What do you fucking retards also buy your ground beef pre-cooked too?

Rotisserie is absolute fucking slop and you should feel ashamed. For 2 dollars less (on top of losing out on what is essentially a 15 dollar product being sold for 6 dollars if you buy raw) you get:

>Comedic amount of loss of flavor due to the cooking process which removes all the good fat, you can make far less delicious food as it's pre-cooked.

>Far less nutrients

>A lot less meat

>Can't make stock

>Literally chicken that was boiled because it couldnt be sold past its best by date making it even less fresh and also causing even more of a loss of flavor

You guys are as good as the retards that cook with pre-packaged "lime-juice".

I do buy whole chickens, almost every week.

>>21447476
Have you ever considered not being a complete and total faggot?

I do but usually just the rotisserie cooked ones from costco. Leave the scraps like the dark meat and carcass for the foxes.

Not economical to buy fresh and just cut the breasts off. Then I'd just throw the raw rest of the chicken out? Nah.

>>21447479
No. I buy raw thigh and breast from the deli when I need it. I can afford that. You clearly can't.

Enjoy your scraps. Retard.

>>21447490
Ah yes because buying pre-cut immediately makes you poor, I'd say this was an absurd jump in logic but I also did the same so.

Enjoy your 100+ dollar deficit few months for always buying for convenience bitch. Buying shit at a 10x price for convenience means less drugs to consume, the less hotels you can rent the and less traveling you can do etc..

>>21447483
Rude. I have sensory disorders related to autism and I'm NOT gay.

>>21447462 (OP)
Overpriced compared to just buying the legs. Plus you get stuck with a whole bunch of dry white meat and extra bones.

The thighs are the best part.

>>21447503
What the actual fuck are you going on about, moron? I'm a chef, I don't want to fuck around pulling chicken apart in my homelife. A whole chicken costs about $14, out of that I can get 2 breasts and 2 thighs. Or I can pay $15 for an entire kilo (2lb) of straight up chicken breast or thigh meat.

You, however, seem to have some weird hangup over it and think you're learning some skill or people respecting you because you... bought a whole chicken?

I only have a smol plastic cutting board for cutting meat since I rarely do it. sounds gross.

I would rather have a tray of thighs because they are the best part.

>>21447462 (OP)
they've gotten expensive, but I always buy a few when they go on sale. I try to have at least one in my freezer at all times.

>>21447487
This, the already cooked ones are way cheaper than raw so I never buy raw chickens anymore

>>21447537
>not having his freezer filled with cheap 'za and chikn nuggies
Bro do you even slopmaxx

>>21448046
your freezer should only be full of fish fillets and bread you don't plan on eating before it goes stale. ice cream optional.

>tfw the butcher doesn't have the whole chickens with the gizzards this week

Try organic chicken. The chickeny flavour is 5x as potent with no chlorine taste.

>>21448046
>Bro do you even slopmaxx
no. I don't. and I don't want to. that's not something to be proud of.

I do not like chicken breast