What fictional restaurants would you like to eat at?

>>21448060 (OP)
damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Come on, grab a stupid burger at Spudsies! with the stupid sauce that makes you stupid!

They also have a competitors, Hungry Jax, if that's more your thing.

>>21448060 (OP)
Dorsia get

>>21448060 (OP)
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

I wish Japan was real

>>21448137
Maybe Circus Baby's Pizza World. Their mascot be lookin kinda thick.

Relinquish your pipes please, fellas.

>>21448762
I wonder what the animal that wants to be slaugthered and eaten tastes like

>>21448060 (OP)
>>21448062
>>21448065
>>21448067
buy a fuckin ad

The Whammy Burger looks a bit basic but still nice.

For me, it's BEEF STEW and Aletta

>>21448768
I imagine that animal's herd (or its representatives) scored a supply contract with the kitchen, having been chosen out of all the grazing-type species that arose across the entirety of spacetime. I think it's safe to assume it's tastier than anything on little old Earth, even considering the possibility of better-tasting species who were less than fully willing to be eaten.

>>21449026
Aletta Ocean? I'm confused

COME TO BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG
WE GOT GAMES
WE GOT PARTY
WHAT MORE YOU ASK FOR

>>21449026
_ ___ __ ____ ___

burger shot
i love burgers

>>21449292
why did you post a picture of a cluckin bell employee then?

>>21449306
i didn't want someone to think i didn't have a picture of a cluckin bell employee

>>21448060 (OP)
The Star Wars pub.

>>21448142
it is real and they put teryaki on everything. It's not good.

Dorsia

Monolith Burger from the Space Quest series.

>>21449373
alternatively, Fancy

>>21449091
A letta to the edita

>>21448060 (OP)
Cluckin' Bell

"Enjoy a doodle doo."

>>21448795
"Again, my cankers."

lol

>>21448060 (OP)
Bob's Burgers those burger specials always sound fun

>>21448060 (OP)
city wok

>>21449368

>>21448772
>buy an ad
>for a cartoon you have no affiliation with beyond being an autistically-obsessed fan
t. not OP (but c'mon, the people who make this show are not posting threads like these)

>>21449416
always used to make me laugh how i’d eat $35 fries every day when starting out

>>21448795
I'd like a little bit of Sheila for breakfast

The pizza join that changed every weekend in the Weekenders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAiKc9Xk8JM

>>21449793
Ah fuck you just beat me to it

>>21449797
I don't know how he does it, dude must have a rich uncle or something. Or hell, sold a big business just to make pizza because that's what makes him happy.

>>21449802
While I know it was just a writing/storyboard hack to let them have a variety of gags without having to come up with totally new locations every week, I like to think that in-universe he was just a franchisee sitting on some preemo real estate that a succession of increasingly wacky themed brands tried and failed to get off the ground
That or it was the test location of a big name pizza franchise where they tried out new ideas in a steady rotation

On the Andy Griffith Show, Morelli’s. Morelli’s is halfway between Mayberry and Mt. Pilot. It serves minestrone soup and pounded steak a la Morrelli for $ 1.85 It has shrimp cocktail and on Mondays it has chicken and late nights it has pizza.

The tables have candles and red checkered tablecloths . There 's also a violinist on some evenings.

>>21449107
The slop at Shloogorgh's Flavor Monster looked delicious.

>>21449442
that’s exactly the kind of thing that the people who made this show would say, buy a fuckin ad

1980s Pizza Hut

>>21449883
Done, look at my ad. It'll start 06/17/2025

Whataburger

>>21449893
Damn that was like 18 days ago I missed it.

>>21448060 (OP)
The Prancing Pony

>>21448060 (OP)

>>21450151
OP and his dad's favorite place

>>21448060 (OP)

>>21449368
kek ya beat me

>>21449883
I think the show's creators have bigger things to worry about than deceptively advertising on one of the slowest boards on 4chan; like Gen Alpha trolls doxing their voice actors and spamming them on Twitter with CP links.

>>21450364
aren't Gen alpha like 10 years old?

>>21450410
I count them as starting in 2008, because that's the year Pluto entered Capricorn. But that's not here or there...

>>21448060 (OP)

>>21450421
Tomboy Outback Steakhouse
Goth IHOP
Waifu Wendys

>>21450421
Monstergirl McDonald's and I don't even care about my other 2 wishes, give them to charity

>>21449883
meds

Alice's Restaurant

>>21449442
"Buy an ad" is basically a meme here now. I see people just typing Buy and add and we all know what it refers to.

Quark's Bar

Pap Song

>>21449397
Not chinese?

>>21450421
monstergirl mcdonalds
bimbo BK
tomboy outback
But only if the bimbos are just ditzy and not retarded and mix in some gyarus too.

>>21449410
Amusingly, bot people in that pic have been on Seinfeld.

>>21450500
Already ate there in like 99. Do people not know what fictional means?

Where Estelle Reiner will have what Meg Ryan is having.

>>21450500
The Klingon restaurant around the corner of Quarks might be fun to eat at, too. The places owner seems fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTpPJm6fouE

>>21450635
Rather have a 14 year old Jadzia before she got her queen of spades tattoo.

>>21448060 (OP)
i would like to eat at good sandwich

>>21450646
What do you think is in the special sauce that they use in their beef sandwiches? Like a recall him dumping pickles and pickle juice in it.

>>21449377
Is it on purpose that it's named the same as Henry Every's ship?
I never watched Spongebob. Is it that clever?

>>21450662
>pickle juice
always a good start for sandwich sauce.
i believe that the main component is love. Ed is a dimwit but he's got his heart in the right place

>>21450686
>adding juice or sauce to a sandwich

Might as well toss it if you want a sloppy mushy sandwich. Toast, meat, cheese.

>>21449822
Welcome to SHLOOOgorghs. my name is gaSHLOOG. may I take your order.

>>21449373
Thankfully, the Krabby Patty secret formula was leaked, so you can make them at home!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>21450729
>jewtube

Fuck off. No one wants to watch a fucking 15 minute movie when you could just copy paste the recipe or an image.

Kill yourself. Right now.

>>21450610
But Quark's Bar is fiction. Or have you visited Deep Space 9?

>>21450693
>if you want a sloppy mushy sandwich
t. dry sandwich enjoyer

>>21450741
Shut the fuck up.
Swee is a /ck/ staple

Fresh Air or McBarrie's on Babylon 5. Or that place where Garibaldi got his suicide pizza with pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, and sundried tomatoes.

>>21450748
I dunno man. I went there and had a drink and food in 99. Then I went there again a few months ago. I stole the menu back in 99.

>>21450753
Kill yourself nu cu/ck/

The Chatterbox Cafe in Lake Wobegon

>>21450741
okay here u go

seaweed buns
imitation krab meat patty
cheese
sea ketchup (haha)
sea mustard (well u dont have to have mustard)
sea lettuce
to-ma-to
sea pick-els
sea onion
two teaspoon cho-chopped celery (haha)
two teaspoons chopped onion
4-6 teaspoons vegetable oil (haha)
1 teaspoon thyme
2 eggs
1 ell bee frozen..........(haha)

>>21450789
haha

pedo

>>21450421
Tomboy Outback
Goth Ihop
MILF Dennys, provided the MILFs are between 35 and 45.

>>21448060 (OP)
Der Waffle Haus from Dead Like Me. Anyone remember that show?

>>21450791
ya got me

>>21448060 (OP)
i bet his sandwiches are really good

don’t mind me, just adding a little class to this shit thread

Milanos, where Isaac Asimov's Black Widowers club met.

>>21450815
You understand the difference between a bar and a restaurant?
Retard.

>>21451045
If you get in my way, I will... How do the Americans put it? Oh yes... Bust a cap in yo' ass.

Just don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong, Cheshire.

>>21450421
Catgirl Chipotle please

>>21450641
Jadzia is meh tier, Kira Nerys is the real hottie.

>>21450762
As I recall, shortages of fresh food were a plot point in the show, to the point where Ivanova having a coffee plant or Garibaldi getting the ingredients for Bagna Cauda were a big deal.

>>21449107
That's the first attractive woman I've ever seen in the John Vasquez Artstyle.

>>21448060 (OP)

>>21451055
Terry was a model. Nana was a dancer. You've seen her without makeup in black spandex? Yikes. She's kinda malformed. Don't mean to dig on another persons preferences though.

>>21451062
Or Ivanova getting fresh bacon and eggs for breakfast by a lovestruck Marcus

>>21451062
Not shortages in general, but they do need to keep an eye on efficiency. B5 has substantial garden/farming areas, but they're supposed to be exclusively for fruit, vegetables, and grains.

Lilias Pastia's tavern, by the walls of Seviille.

>>21451156
>>21451128
If you're eating on Babylon 5, there's just one question: What do you want?

>>21449897
>whataburger
>fictional

>>21450421
Femboy Hooters
Tomboy Outback
Goth IHop

>>21450421
catgirl chipotle, monstergirl mcdonald's, and goth ihop. Introducing impossible-irl girls to the populace would be the ideal answer.

>>21451381
its real? next you are gonna tell me austrailia is real

>>21451310
Swedish Meatballs

>>21451454
No don't worry oz is fictional, common misconception though

>>21448060 (OP)
The restauraunt down the street, where hungry people like to eat.

>>21448060 (OP)
The unnamed Italian restaurant in "Scenes from an Italian restaurant".

>>21450421
FemDominos, Milf Denny's, and Tomboy Outback.

>>21448078
Checking

>>21448060 (OP)
Pizza Planet from Toy Story always seemed like it would've been a cool place to eat

>>21448060 (OP)
Troon show made by a troon for troons

you should be ashamed of yourself for even humoring the mentallily ill you realize troonworx only uses bright colorful shows to groom kids right?

>>21451050
cringe, you should kill yourself

>>21452847
You have no taste

I think making GTA restaurants in real life would be an easy mode success relatively speaking.

>>21452472
>you should be ashamed of yourself for even humoring the mentallily ill
Agreed, our entire premise of free speech is based on the notion that rational thinkers will have their ideas rise to the top. The system cannot function when utter mental cases are not only allowed to vote, but express themselves in both art and speech.

CASA WILKES

BooBies of course

always wanted to try the fries at krazy taco

>>21448559
sever your leg it's the greatest day

>>21449350
IT'S CALLED CHALMUN'S CANTINA. CHALMUN'S. NOT MOS EISLEY CANTINA. NOT WUHER'S BAR. NOT THE MAX REBO AND HIS JIZZ WAILERS CANTINA. NOT STAR WARS PUB. WOOKIES DON'T LIKE TO BE DISRESPECTED: CHALMUN'S CANTINA.

>>21450797
What the fuck that is the Ancient's afterlife limbo abstraction of a diner where Daniel Jackson first meets Anubis.

i am re-watching breaking bad again so this comes to mind first.

>>21453984
Holy shit nice eye goddamn

>>21450421
>trans taco bell
fucking why

>>21454063
Because we're occupied under a cult of degeneracy that normalizes behaviors that mere decades ago would be seen as abhorrent.

>>21450421
monstergirl McDonalds
femdomnios
goth ihop

>>21448060 (OP)
>What fictional restaurants would you like to eat at?
Does it count if it's a real place but used fictitiously? If so then whichever Subway Spyro works for

Cluckin Bell, I always thought their chicken tasted like Raising Canes for some reason.

>>21449292
You can actually eat The Heartstopper in real life, just go to the heart attack grill

For 5 million dollars would you rather eat a meal at the Chum Bucket or at Burger World, but Beavis and Butthead are working there?

>>21450421
Goth IHOP
Waifu Wendys
Tomboy Outback

>>21453984
i hate michael shanks so much it's unreal. i hate what he did to the role of daniel jackson.

>>21450421
alt arbys
femboy hooters
goth ihop

I wanna get drunk with the Decepticons on energon.

>>21448060 (OP)
Burger Tank, but also I'd try a Hayburger at least once

come on down to mr meaty's where friends meet to eat, meat.

>>21450421
>Bimbo Burger King
>Got IHOP
>Waifu Wendys

>>21453994
That scene that plays like a real Los Pollos Hermanos advert makes me crave it every time without fail.

>>21450421
>Goth IHOP
>Monstergirl McDonald's
>Waifu Wendy's
What does the Chick-fil-A one say? Catboy?

>>21453984
>>21454043
>>21454690
GOOLD?

>>21448060 (OP)
Mooby's.

>>21449627
>you can call me mommy if you like

>>21448060 (OP)
Why is this DEIslop still being spammed after the pilot proved to be a flash in the pan?

>>21450421
waifu wendy's
femboy hooters
power bottom panera

>>21451055
wrong on so many levels
jadzia knows how to please a man

>>21455764
loved this show growing up but it's one of those i feel like everyone else hated

>>21454063
Onomatopoeia

>>21456431

>>21457023
I liked it too as a kid, but of course as an adult I became boring and pessimistic so now it's sucks.

>>21448065
They could have had time for Jax in a burger costume if Gangle would just fucking die.

>>21451064
I agree, Gaz is a 10. Good taste.

>>21453520
lmao drive thru speakers turn everyone into senor cartgage

>>21457296
>underaged character
>10
The only difference between you and the creator of the show OP's image comes from, is you haven't enacted your disgusting fetishes in real life. Yet.

>>21449793
HOW DO YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS?

The Pie Hole.
I don't care if the fruit is technically undead.

>>21457716

>>21451456
Only good answer in this thread

>>21450434
>>21451384
>>21454685
are we us?

>>21457804
ah shit, I mistook femboy hooters for waifu wendy's
like my friend did in Thailand

>>21454422
>zoomers think trans is recent
two spirit laughter on the reserves

>>21457800
They always said it was good but I have trouble believeing anything owned by Strictland would be. He's just too cheap for me to believe they're running the restaurant well.

>>21458752
Bbq can usually get away with being run cheaply so long as corners are cut from literally everything but the food.

When I was a good there was an award winning bbq restaurant in town that was located in a shack under a highway overpass.

>>21450811
He is the God of Burgers, but also a very dirty man and his kids play with the food. It will taste great, but you will get the shits.

>>21458414
I don't care about what some shamanic pre-civilization cult thought about sex. You're a male, female, or neuter, and you can only "transition" into one from the other two.

>>21456700
Unironically: redpill me on how a show with essentially all nonhuman characters is DEI. Am I missing something? Is one of them supposed to be a black kween or some shit?

>>21459246
>made by a troon
>half the cast identify as "non-binary"
>one of the main characters is itself "non-binary" in canon
All washed in the same YouTube Kids-friendly color palette to maximize grooming potential.

>>21448060 (OP)
I just tried watching this and couldn't make it through 5 minutes

>>21459259
Good, the HRT that is totally-by-accident-guys used in plastic production has had no effect on you.

>>21459254
The only one that makes sense to me is the third point, and that seems pretty minimal. Who cares about the IDs of the people who made it; I care about the content. If a trans person made a cartoon about gassing all the jews and blacks, it would be pants-on-head retarded to say it’s a DEI project.

>>21459268
>that seems pretty minimal
It is until you realize the creator "joked" about ruining the lives of children with his magnum opus.
>If a trans person made a cartoon about gassing all the jews and blacks, it would be pants-on-head retarded to say it’s a DEI project
Well it's not, so it's not.

>>21458752
>>21458759
Makes sense; iirc the sugarfoot culinary experience was very austere, where its basically just a butcher shop that you select what meat they cook for you and youre given parchment/butcher paper in lieu of plates

>>21459259
Sex with mahiro

>>21459478
>sex with a character who transforms from a male 20-something into a female pre-teen
I'm saying it again: the only difference between you and the creator of the DEIslop in the OP is that you haven't committed your disgusting fetishes to real life. Yet.

obvious choice.

halo reach world cuisine moa burger

>>21458752
it's easy to cook meats so they don't hurt anyone, after that it's up to the county to have a health inspector who's bribe cost is higher than the easy sanitation costs. I think there was an episode he cut corners.

We will make burgers metal, we will make everything metal, blacker than the blackest black times infinity.

>>21460525
holy shit i was going to post this and the last post beat me to it

I wonder what Happy Burger's burgers tasted like.

>>21454555
Yep. Though I was thinking about Tomboy Outback instead of Goth Ihop.

>>21458414
you mean the dream that lady had in 1990 that she tried to canonize it as part of her culture?

>>21460924
It's a resort town so probably decent but overpriced.

>>21453994
I'm surprised it didn't become a real chain or at least a ghost kitchen thing like mrbeast burger.

>>21450500
Same, though I wouldn't be going there for the food, I'd be going there for the weird alien drugs Quark would definitely have connections for.

Also would be nice to sip some sujamma at the South Wall Cornerclub