Thread 21449175

Do you need a special occasion to buy an ice cream cake from Dairy Queen or could you just... go get one?

They don't let you buy one unless you give them a good reason for it. If they think you are lying you will be asked to leave.

>>21449179
This. Last time I wanted to get one without a reason, they even had the cops meet me outside and lock me up for the night to think about what I did. Set me straight.

>>21449175 (OP)
I grew up as a fat kid because my single mom had a food addiction, and one time we stopped to grab a pizza from little chasers. She said BRB and went across the street to dairy queen. Came back with an Ice-cream cake and I was horrified. Like who just buys a whole cake because theyre hungry? I still make fun of her to this day. We are both healthier now and she found a healthy dude to marry, but we still laugh about it

>>21449175 (OP)
This is giving me ideas for a party.

>>21449175 (OP)
No, Dairy Queen reserves those for special occasions only. You have to sign up in their registry and provide details of your event (birthday party, celebration, graduation, etc.) so they can customize the cake for you. This is why they have that catalog book for you to browse the designs, because they are only made to order. You cannot take the cakes from the freezer because those are other customers cakes. If you try and touch any of those cakes you will be asked to leave.

>>21449196
I'm that glad you can both laugh about it now. All the best to you.

>>21449175 (OP)
Ice cream cakes always felt like a last resort "I give up" option.

>>21449175 (OP)
it's okay anon I won't tell

>>21449179
>>21449187
Can confirm. Was an manager there and without submitting a background check and proof of event we would not sell you a cake. If you found out you lied we would 86 you from our store.

>>21449507
Reported.

>>21449175 (OP)
You can if you're a fat fuck and don't plan to get thinner. Go on, Anon, admit to yourself that you're a pig.

>>21449196
>little chasers
kek

>>21449834
>admit to yourself that you're a pig
is this... is this a fat fetish comment? are you into weight gain or something? wtf........ ............... hot.

>>21449541
t-to the government?

>>21449869
YES. I'm submitting the tip now.

>>21449175 (OP)
Aren't these like $40 now? I liked the log shaped one when they were around $20.

>>21450079
>log

>>21450086
Yea I think the log shape is superior for ice cream cake.

>>21450094
I agree. Its the ideal cramming shape, after all.

>>21449868
Yes, Anon. I find it erotic when men and women actively get fatter. I'm always rooting for the Anons on this board to put on weight because of all the eating they do. It makes my penis happy.

>>21450094
>irresistible fudge and crunch center
You underestimate my ability to resist slop.

Why just DQ, though? You can walk in to any shitty grocery store and buy a whole birthday cake. IIRC it's only Baskin Robins that has order exclusive flavors like the green mint cake

>>21449869
You should expect ICE cream agents soon

>>21450172
I am a gay male and I love watching men get fatter. It's so fucking hot.

>$40
damn I was excited to bloatmaxx and everything...

>>21450237
DQ is just good. It's just a good, nice place to eat. It does things different in a fun way.

Like, DQ has chicken fried steak on the menu. You ever see that anywhere else? Of course you don't.

>>21450297

I can go to any IHOP, or really any diner type establishment, and get chicken fried steak. It's not that hard to come by.

>>21449541
>>21449874
>>21450243
They won't hold me.

>>21449196
So the ice cream cake was to tide her over until the pizza was ready? Holy shit, that is some fat behavior.

>>21449490
lol, nice bait. When DQ closes you can get ice cream cakes from the bakery freezer at the grocery store.

>>21449175 (OP)
I'm a health guy who hasn't had sugar in years. But right now the weed has me to where I'd eat a slice of that right now. I don't care chocolate or strawberry. Looks good. I can't imagine keeping something like that in the house. I'd eat it every day until it was gone and I'd get fat again.

>>21450381
hell yeah

I wouldn't mind a nice ice cream cake but I bet that one is full of HFCS and carrageenan

>>21450297
I remember back in the 80s they had baseball helmets as the cups for a Sunday. Hot Fudge was the best and Strawberry is just gay. Nothing beats DQ Ice Cream.

>>21450381
>I'm a """health guy"""
>weed

>>21450381
>I'm a healthy guy...
>weed...
I'd recommend sugar free instant pudding mix: mix it with a plant based beverage, black coffee, or whatever you can think of in an altered state. Put that shit on some strawberries or whatever you can creatively think of. Plain oats or bran cereal.

We live in a free country, fellow American.

>>21449179
Is surviving a suicide attempt a good reason?

>>21454412
I worked at DQ in the early 2000s and at the time that was on our list. Not sure if it still is but it's worth asking

>>21454040
That honestly sounds rad right now. Like a vanilla cappuccino mousse with fresh berries stacked on some almond flour chocolate cake and then frozen. I could make it have almost no carbs or sugar and tons of fat. Instead of liquid coffee I'd add instant espresso to the pudding mix and then whip that with heavy cream. I'm going to get that pudding mix.