Magnesium, iron, potassium, zinc, dietary fiber. Calcium, manganese, and phosphorus.
>Great For Hangovers...

>>21450314 (OP)
80% is better

>>21450314 (OP)
what does the percentage mean?
surely it can't be 100% cocoa, that would be the literal non fermented fresh fruit

>>21450317
>>21450323
Never seen 100% bought 95%..

>>21450323
It's 100 percent cocoa bean product, so nothing but cocoa liquor and cocoa butter
>>21450314 (OP)
nah fuck that 85 percent is better. non-alkalized chocolate >>> alkalized chocolate

>>21450314 (OP)
>50g
The fuck is this shit, not even 100?

Did you know that Chocolate contains caffeine?
Big Choco won't tell you that

>>21450314 (OP)
Cadmium...

>>21450638
Yeah, I got caught out by this too once. They keep the same size cardboard as the lower % bars. You open to discover it's only half. I never bought it again. Fun fact: Lindt is now £3.50

>>21450314 (OP)
>Magnesium, iron, potassium, zinc, dietary fiber. Calcium, manganese, and phosphorus.
you forgot lead, arsenic, cadmium

>>21450638
>>21451388
It's good value once you realize what kind of taste you'll be dealing with.

>>21450314 (OP)
>chewing on solid cocoa
>>21450317
this 80/85 is nicer, 95 starts to feel dry.

>>21450314 (OP)
Superior chocolate block comin through.

>>21452608
I would agree, but the price has gone from £1.50 to £3.50 in just a few years. It just isn't worth it imho. There's nothing special about the quality of the cocoa they use. It's from the Ivory coast like most mass manufactured bars I think. It's decent for a supermarket bar, but mediocre objectively.

Anyway, in an attempt to still eat something chocolatey and save money I've made something that tastes better than Lindt. The problem is that it isn't a bar, more of a chocolate dip. I buy the best organic cocoa I can find and mix it with organic honey and a bit of water. It's delicious, but obviously the texture isn't the same.

Eating cacao before bed is a really good idea. The alkaloid content helps you to calm down and de-stress, perfect for helping you get a good night's sleep!

>>21450314 (OP)
Don't forget nutritious lead and cadmium too!

>>21452644
I sprinkle cacao nibs in half molten milk chocolate, it's an excellent combination

>>21450314 (OP)
This shit tastes like cocoa powder.

>he doesn’t know about the heavy metals

>>21450314 (OP)
If it ain't kosher, it stays out of my mouth. Sorry, not sorry..

>>21450314 (OP)
>100%
Might as well eat tar.

>>21450314 (OP)
This shit is grown in indian heavy metal soil. Eat better brands.

>>21452822
>momblog bullshit

>>21451401
>>21457269
am I gonna get poisoned from eating basic bitch chocolate now

>>21457300
But what if you are a basic bitch?

>>21450314 (OP)
I was eating a 90% bar every day for a while.

It was because I was dosing a lot of vitamin D and my magnesium levels had tanked. Once I started magnesium glycinate pills I stopped wanting chocolate.

Hopefully I don't end up like a lead-gasoline boomer. I was feeling adrenalized all the time because of the chocolate. I could feel the waves of adrenaline. Chocolate is similar to caffeine in that way.

>>21452644
It's crazy how much better Whittakers is than every other chocolate brand. I wish it went on sale more often, though. In Australia it only goes on sale once every 4-5 months, I assume it's different in NZ.

>>21458094
Darrell Lea is pretty good desu but even though they came back strong sometimes it's hard to find the plain dark/milk blocks for some reason

>>21450314 (OP)
Don't feed chocolate to goats, Anon.