Time to take the tour

>>21451675 (OP)
Have two.

>>21451675 (OP)
I go to Olive Garden so often that all the waitresses know what my order will be. They always say “will you be taking the tour again tonight sweetheart?” and I reply “but of course my dear” and my wife and daughter look at each other and roll their eyes. It’s always so hot and delicious I often wonder if the chef prepared it extra-special just for me?

>>21451675 (OP)
the pasta sauce looks really nice. keep up the good work

>>21451806
that pasta looks so incredibly bad

>>21451806
>I often wonder if the chef prepared it extra-special just for me?
If they did it looks like they want you to fuck off

>>21451675 (OP)
Ah the tour of the 3 microwaves
Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=993nvsfwvnY

>>21451806
What happens if one day they say "Sir, the tour is closed today"?

>>21451675 (OP)

>>21451940
At one time I would have got the steak Toscano but I don’t think that’s on the menu anymore

>>21452034
What the fuck is a toup?

>>21452099
I didn't make the sign
Must be some Italian thing

>>21451675 (OP)
Olive G's marinara is so bad.

If you go, the best thing to get is alfredo or specifically tortellini alfredo sub chicken for shrimps

And that fried shrimp/pepper appetizer

>>21452036
Sir someone took a shit on your plate

>>21452034
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>>21452112
>AI Slop faggot is too retarded to even explain his slop
Figures.

>>21451806
I don't know why people sperg out about Olive Garden so much. That food looks like it tastes good. It's just a chain restaurant. That doesn't mean it's bad. Sure it's not worth going out of your way for, but its not bad for what it is

>>21452613
My experience going to an Olive Garden once in the past decade was that it was not as good as any decent Italian place and more expensive. With the ubiquity of Italian restaurants there is no real reason to go there

>>21452624
>that it was not as good as any decent Italian place and more expensive.
right, its not. But its not as awful as people say, and if it's an easy option its fine. But nobody is claiming its better than any standard italian restaurant

>>21452629
It gets more slander than it deserves but then nearly every chain does too

>>21452613
That food looks sad and congealed, like it was heated and reheated several times. I dunno how it looks good to you.
I have been to Olive Garden 2 times and both times it was shit and i felt like i wasted my money

The Alfredo must be southern Italy

>>21451675 (OP)
I took the tour of your mom's asshole

Most people don't know that the Tour of Italy was merely one of a few different combo plates that Olive Garden originally offered.

>>21451675 (OP)
Is that a tomato based protein dish with alfredo? Dude.

>>21452763
The Northern Italian one was pretty meat-heavy, I'd have gone for that one. I wonder if I could assemble one of these from other menu items today, although I'm sure it would be crazy expensive to do so.

>>21452539
Why you so cringe bro?

>>21452835
Why are you talking to yourself?

>>21451806
You're an incel and you'll never have a date.

>>21452763
They call it "Hospitaliano"!

White trash mecca of exotic foreign food.

>>21452814
Tour of Italy for $10.75 is mind boggling

>>21452883
that was in 1990. that's like $25 in 2025