yummy saw palmetto vitamin

>>21453189 (OP)
these niggas look so edible

>>21453197
>>21453189 (OP)

you actually can eat them. it's not against the law

>>21453189 (OP)
>>21453197

It looks like Nerds Rope or something, and they're full of pink candy goo. It's hard to resist, especially when the feds would encourage consumption of the invasive ones.

Polish purple drink

>>21453291
>WARNING: DRINKING DENATURAT LEADS TO DEATH

>>21453314
no risk, no fun

>>21453291
I prefer fabulosa

>>21453197
haribo and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>21453204
it's probably against caterpillar law

>>21453197

>Haribo's wizarding world branch brought out its newest creation.
Chocolate Frog eat your heart out!

>>21453258
Are those snail eggs or something? if you're careful they might actually be able to be eaten

>>21453291
When I did stocking at academy sports I would always joke that this was hot sauce

>>21453291
>>21453576
>>21453616
honestly a brand of energy drinks themed after engine additives would probably do well

>>21453626
until they get sued when someone actually drinks engine additive

>>21453633
why would they be at fault when engine additives have warnings on them? Is themed food illegal?

delicious choco-rock candy

>>21453635
>Is themed food illegal?
sometimes? candy cigarettes are illegal in a bunch of places

>your drink created a habit for someone to reach for something to drink that looked like engine additive and they did that and got sick/died
there's a reason food manufacturers don't want their products to really look so similarly to something that could kill you

Obligatory

I bet it tastes like strawberry jelly

>>21453654
sheeeeeeeeit

>>21453616

>>21453576
As a landscaper the 2 stroke oil always looked like a tasty treat

>>21453844
Will it clean your arteries?

>>21453775
These are edible, go eat one

>>21453197
These gummy pinapples are exactly what you're looking for. They're not sticky. Just very smooth and shiny. They're great.

I could really go for some amber

>>21453870
Looks like glass.

>>21453189 (OP)
mmmmmmmmmm

>>21453913
mmmm ice creme

>>21453197
I imagine a bite of one of those would paralyze you at the minimum

>>21453237
goated movie

>>21454045
smells orange flavored

>>21453626
its aight

also people flesh

>>21453741
So, to my understanding, drinking elemental mercury is not recomended in any way, but will most likely only result in sweeping your colon as the liquid metal powerbombs it's way through your intestines. It was actually used as a laxative back in the day, and technically isn't toxic until you get either mercury vapor or organic mercury compounds.

>>21453861
>Shea butter
>watermelon
kek

>>21454067
Third world subhuman doesnt understand the joke or that it even is a jokd

Goddamn this website is ruined

>>21454032
apparently it's just some kind of silk mucilage bound to stinging hairs. So, probably tastes like crap, or nothing, and covered in irritants. Doesn't appear to be particularly toxic, but your throat might disagree once those hairs get there.

>>21454078
wat?

>>21453741

>>21453891
I know. But theyre gummy. Its cool

>>21453645
I've gone to non flavored ammonia cleaners but the apple fabuloso was the best.

>>21454067
shoo shoo chang

>>21454098
Touching it in its elemental form is fine. It's when it's in other forms that it's deadly (like the kind that killed that scientist). Though I would not drink it like that dude does.

>>21453913
I once drilled into one and it sprayed some kind of gel all over my shirt.

>>21454064
yeah fair enough

>>21454123
>>21454069
>/ck/ - terminal retards eating mercury

>>21453844
i wish it to taste like these little cherry lolly pops

How about see-through meat?

>>21454833
Crystal Beef (TM)

>>21454378
>big brain 80 IQ retards not understanding that it's not the element that will kill you, it's the chemical bonds

>>21454032
The green one poisons you, the red one burns you

>>21455065
[spoiler]The blue one heals you[/spoiler]

>>21455070
I would imagine it restores your mana

>>21455075
It does both, that's why it's very rare to find and expensive at shops which are far away from each other.

>>21454833
>centrifuge guy
you should do a thread again.
didnt you say you were gonna get into business selling extracts

>>21453844
Mmmmm sno cones

>>21454064
i had this one as a gift from like the czech republic when i was young and couldnt sleep for a week

>>21455110
>>centrifuge guy
I'm intrigued but that's not me. I work in a core imaging/microscopy lab. That's mouse paw that's been "cleared" basically all the lipids have been chemically removed and the refractive index of the remaining tissue has been homogenized to minimize light scattering as much as possible. This lets us image fluorescently labeled proteins in whole limbs, organs, or even animals.

>>21453878
it's compressed pine resin, so it actually is edible, it just probably tastes like shit and would suck to chew

>>21454846
That guy on the right has a very jewish smile. Is he jewish?

>>21455148
oh i guess i think i see it floating in there
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/17106389#p17106514
heres a thread he did and a pic of centrifuged deenz. he did a whole bunch of other stuff and made mcdonalds nuggets extract as well iirc

>>21455170
brown or bot?

>>21455170
Kelley was born in Atlanta, Georgia. His mother was Clora (née Casey) and his father was Ernest David Kelley, a Baptist minister of Irish ancestry.[1][2][3][4] Kelley was named after pioneering electronics engineer Lee de Forest. He later named his Star Trek character's father "David" after his own father.[citation needed] Kelley had an older brother, Ernest Casey Kelley.[5] Kelley was immersed in his father's mission at his father's church in Conyers, Georgia.[6]

Not this time. Probably just his irish showing.

>>21455170
what's wrong with you?

>>21455263
it's normal to ask these things

>>21453616
>3 same cans
>443 ml - 500 ml - 443 ml
WHAT THE FUUUUCK

>>21453189 (OP)

>>21455244
>Probably just his irish showing
DO NOT research the Celtic Yid connection >>21455170

>>21455269
What is density

>>21455399
What is volume?

>>21455413
what is love?

>>21455450
>This is how the Tabuk dessert looks after adding the sugar. Dig in!

>>21455263
>he doesn't train himself to detect jews on sight
ngmi

>>21456403

>>21455133
Bro it's just caffeine it leaves your body within 12 hours.

>>21454069
How the fuck would it ascend the large intestine

>>21456437
While one is laying down.

>>21454064
i miss these bottles so much :(

>>21456410
You still have like 25% of the caffeine you consumed in your body after 12 hours but it can still take days for your brain to normalize

>>21455450
Why is the snow under the sand?

>>21456466
earth make wind

>>21456455
No it cannot. That's not how caffeine works.

>>21453834
Tried it. as expected, it's shit
>holy captcha

>>21453861
This shit makes you reek of cotton candy, not Watermelon, it's extremely girly and I had to throw it away

Got this a while back. Good peanut butter but it comes in a literal paint tin.

>>21456556
People have different sensitivities but it's not that uncommon for people to say a morning cup of coffee still affects their sleep at night. Your brain develops new adenosine receptors when you consume caffeine, those don't immediately go away as soon as caffeine is out of your system. There are still other things in coffee too that don't clear out as quickly.

>>21456771
>People have different sensitivities but it's not that uncommon for people to say a morning cup of coffee still affects their sleep at night.
yup. i used to be able to drink 4 cups + red bull at 5:30 right before i hit the gym and be in bed soundly asleep by 10. nowadays i barely drink any caffeine but when i do, i need to be done with it at ~7am if i want to be able to fall asleep by 9pm

tasty lollipops

>>21457648

>>21457635
And they are never consumed! It's perfect!

>>21457658
Need me some forbidden spaghetti al assassina.

>>21456771
You use big words but you're still wrong. Ingesting 200mg of caffeine doesn't make you incapable of sleeping for a week.

>>21457694
i don't think that poster literally meant they were awake for 168 hours after drinking it

>>21457658
gunlet here, what is this stuff?

>>21457851
Cordite

>>21453616

>>21455269
You don't have to fill the can all the way up

>>21457992
kys

>>21457828
is there an antidote for this shit? It sounds delicious, like a sweet apple that makes your mouth do the Sichuan peppercorn thing.

Not really a forbidden food, but I once used Dettol thinking it was mouthwash. Burned the shit out of my mouth.

I remember being in my dad's car while we were at an oil change place and I saw this on the shelf there as they gave them to customers who had pets.

A biscuit made with milk looked good to me, even if it was a dog treat.

>>21453189 (OP)
Larks tongue in aspic

>>21453569
Bro stop. Why would you want to? Are you fucking hungry? Are you such a neanderthal you're driven to trying to eat everything? You've evolved. There's no more need, you don't want to eat those snail eggs. It's just intrusive thoughts like, I wonder what it would feel like to jump off a bridge. Eat a sandwich. The thread title is forbidden food.

>>21459944
You ever have one? The plain original ones aren't bad.

>>21455415
Baby don't hurt me

>>21454833
It's liquid? What's left of the meat?

Snail caviar

>>21453775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbyJczddOuY

They look so tasty

I'd get banned if I posted forbidden food.

>>21457854
i'm guessing they make it look like candy corn so enlisted WON'T try to eat it

>>21459962
It's really hard to see because the liquid it's in is the same refractive index as the proteins. I drew a rough outline around it in green and labeled the approximate location of the digits to help with context. All the muscle and skin is still fully intact, but only the bones are slightly opaque and there is a small amount of residual myoglobin that wasn't fully bleached, which is the light brown pigment.

>>21459974
They're just extremely tough (so they don't dissolve quickly) small hushpuppies which reek of whatever flavor they've been infused with. Back in the old days people used to make them at home, but nowadays the pre-made ones are cheap, so no need to stink up your kitchen making them.

>>21460190
I thought the were like solid and tough but like broke easily and were very easy to chew and break apart
I have never seen one irl but I stumbled into a post selling squid and cranberry ones and saw the picture and thought how a snack like I described squid and sweet cranberry sauce flavored sounded delicious
They do look really good by the way even if they are just hushpuppies

>>21456403
The price per weight is high and they use the loudest and slowest deli slicer
>>21456406
Dark pepperoni sticks can be foraged from walls and are very spicy when freshly picked

>>21460283

>forbidden food
good eating

>>21455263
he's an anti-semite.
it's good these people are like this. the IDF is making a list.

>>21460209
Boilies tend to be flavored with all sort of strong-smelling things, so that fish can detect them from far away.
IIRC, back in the old days when people used to make them, a relatively popular flavor was garlic (either on its own, or with something else).

>>21453258
snail caviar is a thing

>>21453616
would kepp cans and fill on the go

>>21460055
Oh wow. What animal?

>>21460500
Cat

:d

>>21459940
it smells so good though :<

>>21453503
esl here why would i eat someones heart out

>>21453291
>>21453314
What's in it? Is it actually isopropyl alcohol, or is it ethanol with something shitty in it to prevent it from being imbibed?

I made the mistake of cleaning my toothbrush with isopropyl alcohol one time. Even the tiny bit left over gave me one of the worst headaches ever.

>>21453626

>>21460553
Denatured alcohol is ethanol with nasty bitterant so stores don't need a liquor license to sell it and even the most desperate alcoholics can't drink it.

I guarantee you that as bad as imbibing rubbing alcohol was for you, denatured alcohol would have been even worse.

>>21460555
FUCK OFF IT SAYS IT WORKS

>>21460500
It's the front paw of a mouse

>>21459944
Dog food has to be human safe iirc.
Not particularly difficult, there's a reason we can coexist, and it's because 99% of our diets are the same

>>21460555
Yeah but they make your body motor run better so you have to eat less.

>>21460979
Correct. Dog food is perfectly human consumable.
It just has a different taste because dogs have a different palate to humans. Remember that you first and foremost taste with your sense of smell, and what sense do dogs have a lot more than humans? Exactly.
But many cans of dog food you could add some water to, cook it and maybe add some spices and it would be like a goulash.
The meat is perfectly edible, it's just the parts of the animal that the spoiled consumers - at least that what the market thinks - would not want.

>>21460460
I wonder if those apple snail eggs can be harvested and processed as "pink snail caviar".

>>21453633
you can't lose a lawsuit over selling coffee when someone decides to drink motor oil on their own accord

>>21461061
doesn't mean retards won't try and waste taxpayer dollars doing so

The smell of this is so nice... Hard to resist the urge for a little taste

>>21461331

You probably can put a little bit on your finger and do a little dab on your tongue to see if tastes as good as it smells.

>>21461342
It burnbs.

>>21459944
My grandmother supposedly gave those to me when I was teething.

>>21461342
It doesn't taste good, it's not even that great of a bore cleaner, but it's okay. It definitely smells like a gun shop though.

>>21453844
Even has a built in shot glass!

>>21453844
How is this forbidden?
It cleans, protects, and promotes longer life.

>>21461331

Very useful, terrible taste though

>>21461621
Yummy salami mats.

>>21453878
memory unlocked, as a kid we had an old cherry tree in our garden and it had a big fat chunk of resin. it was merely bitter and unappetising.

>>21453189 (OP)
Best cake

>>21460553
>What's in it?
Mix of ethanol, methanol (very poisonous to humans, next to impossible to remove without huge cost), purple dye, and a bitter agent to make it taste foul. Probably a bit of water too, as a contaminant.

>>21464101
>methanol (very poisonous to humans

True, but if you you ever wanna have some free day-long alcohol rush go the doctor with methanol poisoning.
Methanol itself is basically non-relevant toxic, but when processed by the alcoholdehydrogenase it turns into the actually toxic formaldehyde. So what they do is that they set you under ethanol intravenously to occupy the alcoholdehydrogenase until you have breathed and pissed out the methanol again.
Fun.

>>21463970
t. Patrick Bateman
>tfw we never got that scene in the movie

Mmm salad

>>21459954
YOUR ADMIRER'S IN THE STREET
GOT TO HOOT AND STAMP THE FEET

>>21464144
...do you know from experience? Did you actually drink methanol or just lie to get IV ethanol?

>>21464254
Hell no. Just an interesting fact coming from the biochemical mechanisms of metabolism.
Don't drink methanol, you can have the same effect with two bottles of cheap vodka next to your bed.
It probably still isn't fun, and it's hard to dose. Do it wrong or wait too long and you probably will at least lose your eyesight (formaldehyde first damages the visual nerves).
Still, definitely a fun factof an... unusual treatment, to say the least.

>>21459968

>>21464274
I learned a bit about methanol vs ethanol metabolism in undergrad, psychopharmacology is fun

>>21455269
that's because the 500 ml one is concentrated

>>21456403
>fossilized dino meat

>>21462707
>pickle on a stick

>>21464924
that's a jalapeño

>>21465048
i member. i bet they were banned because mouthbreathers kept eating them.

>>21465128
You mean from school?
Because in general you can order your pic right now and others of those from amazon

>>21465136
yeah, i remember them from 00-01 when half the kids in class had em, dont think i saw them in later years.

>>21465158
>frog poster
>posts retarded shit not even remotely close to the topic
summer is a horrid time

>>21465172
idiot

>>21460979
It's cat food that might be dangerous to humans, because cats can't synthesise taurine and have to get all of it from their diet, so it contains taurine in doses that will likely exceed your recommended daily intake.

>>21456403
>>21464922
There are people that believe that fossilized dinosaur meat exists. And fossilized giant meat. They're called Mudfossils. The entire body of something being fossilized. Conspiracy stuff, somewhat entertaining.

>>21453204
You can eat things that are against the law too

>>21465182
>it contains taurine in doses that will likely exceed your recommended daily intake
considering how popular & abused energy drinks are - and that every one of them advertises with taurine - i very much doubt cat food amounts will wreck your shit unless you go on a permanent cat food diet. especially when you consider cat weight vs /ck/unt weight.

>>21455065
Of course it burns, red is spicy

good thread

>>21456579
That's cute.

>>21453291
Is this that Purple drank I've heard so much about?

>>21459974
Give the captain back his crunch berries, faggot.

>>21464925
on a steek

I can't be the only one that thinks this could be food. It's even got consistency of something like Porridge.

>>21460445
Artist?

>>21465937
Pretty sure that's aogami.

>>21465925

thats kinda hot

>>21459974
>>21460190
I love hushpuppies. Especially sweet ones.

>>21465925
I feel like you would fall through a pool of porridge, where with lava you'll just kind of, pardon me
WHILE I BURST
INTO FLAMES

>>21454833
AH YES DISTILLED MEAT! MY FAVOURITE

>>21465925
Thumbnail looks like a chicken

>>21466101
>LAVA CHICKEN
epic meme anon

>>21466101
i see it

>>21466002
Epic incubus reference
\m/

>>21455164
I do wonder what syrup made from other tree resin besides maple would taste like

Also I love eating these but people think you're weird when you do so I only do it when nobody is around lol

>>21453913
Why do they all have different insides

>>21453616
I could do with flushing my engine a bit

>>21453870
these are top notch

spicy sausage

malzbonbon :)

>>21465552
haha cute
>>21465426
>>21461619
cat hamburger sandwich
>>21461629
now that is what I call a "hot" dog haha

>>21454833
>>21454846
>>21455110
>>21459962
>>21466072
And this is why turning meat see-through is useful. This is the same paw in the tube with nerves labeled in green. I did this for a researcher studying chemotherapy induced peripheral neuropathy, hence why the nerves stop well before the digits.

>>21465925
it is glowing and i have yet to see anything edible that is actively luminous

>>21460555
kek

Delicious rock candy.

>>21465152
you now remember the sound of someone trying to erase something with an eraser on a pencil that is below the metal fastening

>>21469743
fuck you nigger, why the fuck would you EVER remember that you fucking cunt??

>>21469848
the fruit erasers brought it back so now everyone else must suffer as well

>>21465158
kys

>>21469731

>>21469731
>>21469913
my first experience with these didn't remind me of food, instead it was a prominent display of one that looked like a vagina.

I have developed a taste for booze. Am I a sicko?

>>21470522
I typed "cooze" and the effing autocorrect put it in as booze