I can't drink alcohol for a while, and I really don't like sweet drinks. What would you recommend for social events?

So far, I've been sticking to:

>Tomato juice
>Soda with a few dashes of bitters
>Cucumber water (when I have time to prepare it ahead)
>Iced tea (when I have time to prepare it ahead)

>>21453212 (OP)
you can drink the diarrhea from a really hot woman

unsweetened cranberry, tart cherry, or grapefruit juice

>>21453212 (OP)
Water, coffee and tea.

>>21453212 (OP)
Have you considered water?

>>21453212 (OP)
Weed milk. Just use the common technique for making budder but use buttermilk instead of butter

>>21454849
>i can't use this socially-acceptable drug
>just use this other socially-acceptable (though less so) drug
The 21st amendment was a mistake, and the War on Drugs should've been literal.

>>21453212 (OP)
Unsweetened sparkling water like La Croix

>>21454861
You must be fun

i like fever tree light tonic water

>>21454908
A connoisseur I see.
>>21453212 (OP)
The Prohibition era gave us a lot of various beverages to replace alcohol. I'd go with ginger beer.

>>21454902
I don't care for your definition of "fun."

virgin michelada (basically bloody mary with clamato instead of plain tomato juice)\. fizz it up w/ seltzer if you want, but it's fine without.

>>21454849
Buttermilk has no fat, idiot. It's the liquid leftover from making butter, after all the milkfat has been taken out.
You should use cream instead.

>>21456360
Buttermilk that is sold in stores near me is basically just pourable yogurt. It's usually like 2% fat.