Lobster roll with hollandaise

>>21453259 (OP)
I greatly look forward to you killing yourself or your shitbull mauling you Stewart.
How is your life of being a loser going, are you parents pleased with you still living in a house they own in your 30s?
Imagine being proud of living in your parents house at your age and treating it like an accomplishment.

>>21453259 (OP)
Nice place. Nice food.

You can never beat the office sandwich.

Kill yourself attention whore

>>21453293
His mother has good taste.

>>21453320
She does. Although I haven't seen the rest of the place. I'm guessing it cost a bit

>>21453288
>>21453300
>>21453320
The fuck is wrong with you people?

>no pitbull in stewie thread

>>21453300
MEDS. NOW

>>21453363
>living in your parents house as a middle aged man is just fine, especially if you post about it online and act like you earned it all
Good to know.

>>21453381
I hope you get well anon

>>21453378
Don't worry, up has mental health support shitbull that can help.

>>21453288
I'm not Stewart, but the more I age, the more I realize the "live at home like a loser" people were right all along. I did it the socially prescribed way and what do I have to show for it? A mortgage? A gymcel lifestyle? A 401k that's nowhere near where it needs to be? Loner sperg stench?

If I was going to be a loser anyway I could at least have been a loser with more money, appreciating faster than real estate.

>>21453259 (OP)
>Lobster roll with hollandaise
with wtf huh? Cold or hot anon?

>>21453402
>appreciating faster than real estate.
only in the last week, I'd say. Stock market has been awful for 4 years. Real estate was solid.

>>21453402
Well you aren't a failure like op, so at least you have that going for you.

>>21453405
i warmed up the lobster in the butter i used for the hollandaise

>>21453408
The problem is, I bought in a zone that was "very low flood risk" (the closest thing to zero you can be without being zero). And as we can see, those assessments didn't factor in 1000 year events becoming every 3-5 year events. And insurance companies are pulling out of entire markets due to climate risk, and we obviously can't count on the federal government to serve as a backstop to anything at this point, because they're too busy destroying stuff that mostly worked but had some flaws that tweet well, all in the name of making a few cronies even richer.

So I could bail out now and buy I don't even know what, maybe gold bars like a schizo. Consumer defensive. Reddit index funds. Shitcoins. But nothing is looking particularly attractive, it's all shit and it's all going to get worse.

>>21453416
>he didn't invest in palantir as soon as Vance was named as VP choice
You deserve to be poor.

>>21453416
The future will be self-funded or no insurance, obviously, but it doesn't mean prime land will be worthless.

I live in Hurricane land, evacuation zone A, right on a seawall, and my house is 15' above seawall level, but ehh, I too had flooding in Helene and Milton, but only in my garage (other people were not as fortunate). Insurance hasn't been affordable in 20 years, and new homeowners would be scared, and you won't get insurance whatsoever if your roof isn't 1-2 years new. So? Property values are still up and up, property still flips, but it's just cash buyers now, not mortgages.

The power is now for landlords who rent. The good clients are seasonal snowbirds.

>>21453425
lmao the future is moving back to italy, im getting tf out of here

>>21453402
>"live at home like a loser" people were right all along
In my 20s, people always told me to stay at my parents house as long as possible. I understood that they were just upset about having to pay so much money in bills and mortgage payments and general living expenses. I'm in my early 30s now and still live with my parents. It sucks. Yes I'm saving money, but for what? I'm not independent. And independance is worth more than all the money in the world. Maybe not for some people, but it is for me. It could be a 'grass is greener' thing though. Maybe I'll get a taste of living alone and realise it's not all that. But at the moment, I really want it. But there are some things preventing me from getting a job (which is necessary for moving out here) which I don't want to get into.

>>21453259 (OP)
>Lobster roll
Wait a minute, I thought that was a sandwich?
This is just more proof that you seppos make up names for anything and then expect everyone else to indulge in your inane bullshit

>>21453384
I hope you get fucked, Stuart.

>>21453555
a lobster roll is a type of sandwich
this one is called a roll cus it's in a roll tho you got me on this one geg

I had leftover meatloaf with mushroom gravy.
Also, carrot mash

Someone bust out the toe chart. Stewart's showing them piggies. It looks like he has Mediterranean toes from memory but I need to consult the chart.

>>21453416
>>21453425
>>21453456
imagine typing paragraphs in a lunch thread