I know, they say that the mark of a good pizza is the viscosity of the cheese so it stretches when you take a bite of it. I don't like that. I want it to be a clean bite with NO STRETCHY CHEESE. Are there any frozen pizzas that fit this build? I'm tempted to say Tombstone because I was raised on Tombstone, but I don't know if they changed the recipe.

Kill yourself

>>21453785
Because people who don't like stretchy cheese on their pizza should die? I just want to clarify your argument.

>>21453792
>Because people who don't like stretchy cheese on their pizza should die?
No, because you in particular are a waste of air and a detriment to the human species.
>I just want to clarify your argument
No you don't.

>>21453799
Believe me, I do want to understand your world philosophy. If you're saying the reason I should die has nothing to do with not wanting stretchy cheese on my pizza, then what is it about me that makes me a waste of air and a detriment to the human species? I want to know.

>>21453805
don’t worry, she’s just upset. probably owns a lot of stock in stretchy cheese pizza companies

>>21453818
Yeah, most likely a woman going through menopause or perimenopause and can see her entire world falling apart when I say I don't like stretchy cheese on my pizza. Sad, really.

>>21453782 (OP)
>raised on Tombstone

>>21453818
>she's

Why do you insist on doing this? Is it supposed to be a clever insult to "assume" who we know is a bitter virgin man is actually a woman?

Could you just please quit that? It's cringe and I'm frankly sick of seeing it here all the time. Thanks.

>>21453782 (OP)
Just get something without real cheese, like Totino's. It won't "stretch", which bothers you so.

>>21453782 (OP)
Am i the only one who finds Wild Mike's disgusting? I keep hearing about how it was the best frozen pizza so i tried it cooked it thoroughly and everything and it was disgusting. Red Baron completely mogs it

Wait for it to cool off a bit????

>>21453921
shit is awful
i'd rather have no pizza than wild mikes

>>21453782 (OP)
No frozen pizza has stretchy cheese so all of them. Congrats on making the stupidest thread of the day.

>>21453782 (OP)
>I want it to be a clean bite with NO STRETCHY CHEESE.
look for a pizza that doesn't use real cheese.

I really wouldn't know I haven't had a frozen pizza in 40 years.

Safeway store brand

>>21453900
>she's having her monthlies

>>21453900
I did it cuz u actin like a BITCH

>>21453900
confirmed woman, types exactly like a woman, gets emotional like a woman

you're a woman

>>21453782 (OP)
get a bag of mozzerella and add some to the pizza

>>21453992
That’s a complete lie

Use provel cheese from St Louis

>>21454886
yes, and?

>>21453931
Wild mike here

Fuck you