I enjoy a nice coors banquet occasionally and maybe a pacifico, but most beer is just awful. Ive tried many of the so called "good" beers and they all taste like shit
>st bernardus
Disgusting. Like rotting overripe fruit mixed with dirt and grains
>trappistes rochefort
Like corn syrup mixed with human shit and malt
>Duvel
Like drinking 10$ brown weed in liquid form
>pilsner urquell
Like mixing a decent beer with lead
>erdinger weisbier
Lets mash up jewish rye bread and mix it with water! That sounds delicious!
>every IPA or sour beer
For gay people
>weihenstephaner original or weisbier
Coors light but 5x the carbonation and 5% less flavor
>every gulden draak
Eh not terrible
>piraat golden ale
Not bad either, still a waste of money when the majority of it is bubbles
>porter or stout
Beers that people pretend dont taste like bitter garbage to seem cool
>pale ales
Lets take already bad tasting beer and mash some flowers and grass in it!

>I don't like X
>I think I'll make a thread about X
Wow, how very interesting.
Fuck off retard.

>>21454284 (OP)
those trap beers are awful. Monks should stick to praying and buggering each other.

>>21454284 (OP)
t. xkcd
making a comic strip about it was't enough?

>>21454284 (OP)
just stick with high fructose corn syrup carbonated water

Possibly the gayest thread I’ve ever read on here.

Bawwww im a faggot and everyone who tries to say beer is good is gaslighting me

Stick to your girly drinks homo

>>21454300
He said he hates Belgian beers.

>>21454384
Do you think Belgian monks use high fructose corn syrup? They're Belgian not burgers

>stouts
>bitter
maybe in terms of IBU, but unless you're drinking coffee stouts (aka utter garbage) they're not even as bitter as your average IPA
also IPAs are for hipsters only, i agree

>>21454284 (OP)
I'm with you on most of this, but I like some stouts and porters. There's also the VERY rare IPA that's decent, I agree that 99% are either pretentious garbage that tastes like bong water or basically alcoholic fruit soda, but once in a while there's one that's just like a stronger version of normal beer. Boneyard RPM is probably the best example but it's local to me and I'm not sure how hard it is to find anywhere else, I guess Lagunitas is probably the most drinkable of the really widely available ones.

>>21454386
Adding sugar is adding sugar.

>>21454417
Americans can't make beer, stop pretending that they can.
Nobody cares.

>>21454284 (OP)
no pain no gain anon

>>21454284 (OP)
You are American, your opinion on anything food or drink related is not worth anything.
Thanks for the slide thread.

>>21454284 (OP)
>taste like shit
tits or gtfo.

>>21454284 (OP)
You need to develop a taste for bitterness to enjoy beer.
>wow really you just consume something you hate until you like it????
Yes, because then you have something new you like and it goes well with a lot of foods.

IPA Chad's check in

>>21454284 (OP)
>Beer sucks
we know

>I am le special and declare this thing people have been eating for 20000 years... le bad!
Kys picky eater

>>21454284 (OP)
>Beer sucks
The 21st amendment was a mistake, yes.

IPAs are disgusting

>>21454284 (OP)
i actually agree with most of your list, but stout is great

>>21454284 (OP)
>beers suck
I disagree, but fair enough, if beer isn’t your thing, who am I to judge…
> I enjoy a nice coors banquet occasionally
Ahahahabahaha.
Ok I’m totally judging you, and the verdict is “total an utter retard”. Coors, wtf, man, why would you do that? If you hate yourself that much, just put an end to your suffering and KYS and be done with it.

>>21454287
fpbp
/thread

>>21454284 (OP)
>Beer sucks
Sounds MUCH MORE like you have peasant genetics and your ancestors were busy tillling crops instead of drinking wine and beer.

>>21454284 (OP)
>mogs your gay list
>doesn't explain
>stumbles away

>>21454284 (OP)
Sir your opinion on double beer sir? La Trappe double and Westmalle double for example?

>>21454868
>tastes nothing

>>21454970
Stop smoking a pack a day then

>>21454284 (OP)
>Like corn syrup mixed with human shit and malt
just admit you've never had any of these, Opie

>>21454970
Based. Southerners are just too stupid to use hops in their pils.

>>21454980
it's >>>/int/ lager. it's weak sissy beer; merely a vehicle for alcohol.

>>21454987
>merely a vehicle for alcohol.
it's learning.

I've been drinking this lately. Good shit.

>>21454284 (OP)
Sounds like u dont like beer anon


If you like Coors, I recommend Blanc, HB, Hoegarten

>>21454284 (OP)
>st bernadus
try the tripel.
>trappist rochefort
okay you are clearly retarded to think it tastes like corn syrup
>duvel
better than bog standard piss beer but hardly a good example of quality
>pilsner urq
same as above

actually i cant be bothered to finish your gay list

>>21454284 (OP)
>but most beer is just awful.
Correct, but eventually you'll find your brewery. For me it's Schlenkerla or Augustinerbräu München

>>21454284 (OP)
>no japanese beers listed
picrel is pretty much the only one my dad drinks
based on how you describe other beers, you might like it. or asahi if that's what's available
>>21454639
>>21456112
>IPA
post your floppy man tits or go back
>our system thinks your post is spam

>>21454284 (OP)
>Lets mash up jewish rye bread and mix it with water! That sounds delicious!
I want a beer that tastes like a fermented, carbonated, sweet dinner roll. Any suggestions?

>>21454284 (OP)
>OP is a poorfag who only buys beer from Aldi

Yuengling is so good
I wish Pennsylvania was real...