>go to strip club
>Gorge myself on the buffet
>Throw as much money as I want to the dancer
>She comes closer and let's me touch her
>She catches the bills with her teeth
>Go to eat at a restaurant
>Service sucks
>Food sucks and portions are tiny
>Waitress looks at me like she wants me dead
>Only shows the tiniest bit of boob
>Tipping is a fixed percentage based on my meal
>Go home and have to touch myself

>>21455012 (OP)
u mite be onto something buddy

>>21455012 (OP)
Strip club buffets can be a very good deal but if you cheap out with the dancers, you will eventually not be welcome there anymore. You can stay away from the stage and not interact with the girls while eating your meal. Most places that serve food will be fine with that, but if you engage the girls, you better be generous.
For those who don't know why the buffet (not table service) can be a good deal, strip clubs try to get their liquor license under a standard restaurant license instead of a bar license. That requires a certain percentage of their revenue from food and drinks come food sales rather than drink sales. The cover charge at the door often is charged as a buffet fee. They have to have an actual buffet for that to work. Health inspectors are constantly there so they have to not only keep everything up to top notch health standards but they also need high turn over on the food or they'll have to throw it away.
If you pay your cover charge, load up on food, sit far away from the stage, and are quiet, most places will be fine with that as you're helping them keep their restaurant license.

Why would anyone go to a strip club in nevada and not a brothel? Im going to elko nevada to bang hot girls for $200 for a half hour. $175 for 15 min

>>21455012 (OP)
>strip club
>buffet
only in america

>>21455068
>and are quiet
kek, it's funny that you have to mention this.
I'm imagining some dude showing up and eating his food so slovenly and loudly that they have to throw him out.

>>21455012 (OP)
>Service sucks
nope
>Food sucks and portions are tiny
I can tell you have never eaten in any restaurant.
>Waitress looks at me like she wants me dead
doesn't happen.

>>21455012 (OP)
>go to strip club
>Gorge myself on the buffet

you are consuming copious amounts of whore pussy fumes and literal masturbation hand coom particles