Just seasoned it
now what?

>>21455633 (OP)
Crack a lot of black pepper.

>>21455633 (OP)
What did you season your bowl with?

stick your dick in it

>>21455642
salt, pepper, and coriander

>>21455644
You've just ruined it, coriander has a toxin that reacts with the stone and is likely making mustard gas in your kitchen right now.

>>21455677
how can coriander make mustard

>>21455684
same plant family, mustard was the first plant discovered so they just call it that.

>>21455677
This is true. Sent my uncle to hospital back in '06.

>>21455691
wow it sent him back in time

KEEP SEASONING
https://youtu.be/8ZpY3ztRVxU?si=Zmaz5pFoQzVsIlbF

>>21455633 (OP)
Now use it to make pesto and guacamole

>>21455692
No no that was a different incident. I've told him numerous times he should not be putting essence of thyme in his mortar, but he refuses to listen to me.

The mustard mortar mishap happened in 2006. He was in hospital for 8 days. Missed out on our annual easter gathering. :(

>>21455726
that's too bad because mustard goes well with eggs :(

>>21455730
My uncle would beg to differ. He did not enjoy mustard gas on his eggs. :(