The perfect pizza, chicken bacon ranch. Chicken and bacon are complimented by ranch leagues more than italian cured meats are by marinara

You don't know what marinara is.

>>21456456 (OP)
>square za
so close, yet so far

>>21456534
It’s Jet’s.
Shit tier.

>>21456534
its better because you never end up with that shit where theres a huge crust and all the cheese/toppings are sunk to the center, while there's a ring of cheeseless sauce just under the giant bread ridge

>>21456534
Square cut tastes better.

>>21456536
Huh. I'll have to compare.

I genuinely think in the future pizza will be recognized for what it really is, a bread and cheese vessel for any toppings and sauces you can imagine, and people like Dave Portnoy who want a specific and very basic pizza will be looked at like a baby boomer stuck in the past

>>21456592
>Dave Portnoy
It's that the guy who looks like Human from the Elf comic?
Why would anyone care about his opinions at all?

>>21456595
I just used him as an example because he famously only likes cheese pizza, in a very specific way. I’m literally saying his opinion will become outdated in the future

>>21456592
>>21456598
there is this retarded idea like "if you want to judge a pizza place, get cheese only! thats the only way to tell the quality"

i generally hate notions of "blah blah is outdated" but in this case, it really is a matter of something being a stupid idea based on one random idiot spreading it around to the point it becomes some like wanna be-know how lore that isn't even true. If you can't tell the quality of cheese even when it has toppings on it, you're some kind of fucking retard, which makes me think you wouldn't know the quality of cheese to begin with

>>21456456 (OP)
I don't know about perfect but it is in fact a top tier pizza. It's good with tomatoes on it too.

>>21456456 (OP)
Not a fan of ranch as a sauce baked into the pizza. Better off making the pizza sauceless and drizzling the ranch on top.

>>21456456 (OP)
you just already know it's mayo based ranch, not a bit of buttermilk fresh tanginess or dill, so no, absolutely no way this is better.

>>21457574
When I worked at Jet's which OP was called, they had the best ranch in town, like the better sit down restaurants, because we mixed the ranch ourselves with hidden valley seasoning packets (which are good, its just the store bought pre made hidden valley that sucks), buttermilk, mayo, and IIRC they even put oil in it but I could be remembering wrong

These days I have no idea, they didn't have chicken bacon ranch pizza back then, just like BBQ Chicken, BLT, and Chicken Parm as the like "specialty pizzas"

>>21456456 (OP)
Ham and pineapple pizza kinda sucks but bacon and pineapple pizza is perfect

>>21456456 (OP)
That's pretty cute, however...

>>21457841
incidentaly i just ordered this exact pizza from this exact place and will go pick it up shortly.

>>21457841
Whats Greek about it?

>>21457841
>pepperoni
ah, the ultimate pleb filter

>>21457861
the fact that it sucks just like the Greek

>>21457841
>>21457852
They are damn consistent. I’ve been eating this pizza for 25 years.

>>21456456 (OP)
that is what is most definitely up.

>>21457886
by the size of that fat hand we can tell

>>21457921
NTA but the hand isnt even fat.

>>21457875
You can't really go wrong with Med food, it's pretty man powered (meat and bread). Jewish food tends to be the only bad stuff from that general area because instead of eating masculine beef and lamb they eat things like rotten fish, but in the US jewish food is good like Reubens

>>21457841
used to make a "greek za" that was just a cheesey bread topped with red onions, green peppers, diced tomato, and feta, then dunked into "greek salad dressing", was bomb

Pepperoni, green olives and jalapeño
Now that's the perfect pizza

the perfect pizza

>>21458062
perfectly stolen picture yeah

THE perfect pizza.

A perfect pizza I made.

>>21456456 (OP)
The best pizza (and pasta) I ever had was from a shitty fast food shop at Kirra back in 1996 that doesn't exist anymore
My mum ordered it for the family because we didn't have any groceries in the holiday unit we were staying at and it still shits on anything I've ever tasted since

>>21458078
Are you going to eat those pine branches? Or just use them as a toothpick?
Wanker.

>>21457594
That makes me think of the ranch that Gumby's (a college town chain with only a few locations today) used to make themselves. Then they moved on to Ken's and then some other brand, but their homemade was always the best. It's been years and I wonder if they just used HV packets like you guys

>>21456592
>baby boomer stuck in the past
>a jew who spergs out at jokes about jews while malding about pizza
he already does look like that to me.

>>21456595
He reviews 'zahs Cheese only for simplicity.

>>21458436
Anon, I have a surprise for you. That's Paul Stanley. But maybe he posts on 4chan?

>>21459252
Well what did he do with those pine branches then

>>21456543
HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE 12 YEARS OLD

>>21456456 (OP)

>>21456534
Square is ok as long as every slice has crust.

>>21459980
well jets has you covered

>>21456456 (OP)
You are trash. Chicken, bacon, and ranch are three things that do NOT belong on pizza at all.
Again, you're trash.

>>21459989
0 of those slices have crust

>>21458067
Your parents didn't love you.

>>21460049
So you mean grandma style, though why anyone wants to eat plain bread with their pizza when breadsticks already exist is beyond me

>>21456456 (OP)
>chicken bacon ranch
>ranch
>not bbq
You were so close to not being gay, anon

>>21460047
>chicken and bacon don't belong on pizza

>>21457841
>>21457886
This pizza is admirable and deserves greater recognition.

>>21457886
Pizza used to look like this in Canada...Twenty years ago.

>>21460051
Correction, my parents did love me, that's why they gave me what I wanted from time to time instead of worrying about their own neuroticism

This is why I grew up happy and confident, had my first relationship at age 14, and in general didn't grow to be a whinging annoying twat

>>21456536
Instead of the giant sauceless crust you get giant sponge of greasy bread with centimeters of cheese and sauce on top

>>21457536
I just think it’s sort of in a similar vein where if you drown something in hot sauce before you even try the food first then you don’t really know if it’s any good with or without

>>21460092
have you seen the jeet abomination that is the tim hortons pizza?

>>21460320
Not a good comparison at all. If it's up to me, I wouldn't order a plain cheese pizza if there are better options, so the idea of ordering and eating one as an obligatory "test run" to judge whether or not the restaurant is worthy of me ordering the thing I actually want is just kinda stupid and unnecessary. I won't have any trouble judging the quality of the pizza I actually wanted to order

>>21459252
You mean LORD Paul Stanley???

>>21460124
Nice normal life