Thread 21456620

Why is each slice individually wrapped in plastic?
Why is it impossible to melt?
Why does it taste so sweet and synthetic?
What is it actually made out of?
Why would anyone use this over real cheese?
What are the long term health consequences of consuming it?

It isn't individually wrapped in plastic unless you buy those horrid discusting Kraft Singles or something.

It melts beautifully you dolt

It is several cheeses emulsified together with emulsifying salts; the cheeses are chosen for their mild creamy flavours, not their saltiness or crumbly texture

It is technically real cheese, just processed as above. And it tace good

Probably them salts aren't very good for you

>>21456620 (OP)
>Why is each slice individually wrapped in plastic?
To give goymutts their daily dose of microplastics.
>Why is it impossible to melt?
Because you touch yourself at night.
>Why does it taste so sweet and synthetic?
Because it is.
>What is it actually made out of?
Cheese and emulsifiers.
>Why would anyone use this over real cheese?
Americans love zogslop more than real food.
>What are the long term health consequences of consuming it?
Becoming an American.

>>21456626
>It melts beautifully you dolt
it is LITERALLY impossible to melt American cheese. You can heat it as long as you want and as high as a temp as you want, the best you can get is a semi solid that can be broken up, but it will never enter a true liquid state.

>>21456633
You are actually retarded

>>21456680
>cant disprove the point
I accept your concession.

>>21456682
okay retard

>>21456685
Kekkk winning an argument has never been easier

>>21456686
>he thinks we're arguing
classic retard

>>21456692
Yea it's not an argument because I'm right, my bad

>>21456682
NTA
You are being a bit silly, American 'cheese' (imitation cheese flavored food product) does melt at room temperature.
American 'cheese' may be a sub-standard, plastic product but it does melt easily.

>>21456694
whatever you say, retard

>Why is each slice individually wrapped in plastic?
They're not.
>Why is it impossible to melt?
It's not.
>Why does it taste so sweet
It doesn't
>Why does it taste so synthetic?
It doesn't.
>What is it actually made out of?
Milk, salt, rennet and sodium citrate.
>Why would anyone use this over real cheese?
It is real cheese.
>What are the long term health consequences of consuming it?
Your mother on a horse.

>>21456620 (OP)
bro it melts before i even put it on a burger, but judging by the rest of the thread you just need to release some anger over fake cheese lmao

>>21456752
Your first two answers are correct, the rest is just wildly inaccurate cope.

>>21456633
The only reason to use american cheese is because of how well it melts and how resistant it is to splitting after it melts. American cheese is a combination of two different cheeses and emulsifying salts. At least know about the thing you're shittalking anon, god damn.

If they weren’t wrapped they’d stick together and Americans only cut one kind of cheese

>>21456633
False.

>>21456766
Why would I, an European, have anything to cope about regarding American cheese? The only wildly inaccurate thing I'm seeing is your claim that what I've said is wildly inaccurate. It's not.

>>21456633
>ITS LITRULLY IMPOSSIBLE TEW MELT AMERICAN CHEESE

Roundhouse kick all Europeans into the sun, they're fucking retarded

>>21456972
Even >>21456922/>>21456752?

>>21456626
Fpbp

>>21456695
>American 'cheese' (imitation cheese flavored food product)
not what this thread is about

>>21456620 (OP)
It's made as a topping for sandwiches and burgers. We use better cheeses for other things.

>>21456620 (OP)
Y'all need to learn about Cooper cheese and other American-type cheese that are actually good.

>>21456925
They wouldn't even care if was called anything other than American cheese. They feel like they have to have an opinion about it because it has American in the name. If it was called something like emulsified cheese, none of them would give a single shit.

>>21456629
>To give goymutts their daily dose of microplastics.
All cheese and 99% of food products in the entire western world come in plastic

>>21457377
Do you eat the label?

>>21456633
idk what you bought but it wasn’t American cheese.

>>21457554
yes it's an edible rind

>>21456620 (OP)
it sucks

/thread

>>21458820
somebodies never had a grilled cheese sandwich

>>21458827
I have many times, with REAL cheese, and it was very delicious. One time I was unfortunate enough to bite into a sandwich with am*rican cheese, safe to say the bitch who served it to me got what was coming to her

>>21457540
That's just patently untrue.

>>21458828
ok Gordon we all saw your "grilled cheese"

>>21458828
It's better with American cheese though.

>>21458885
cooklet

You know whats funny about american cheese whining? We have our own processed cheese products in yurop, they just usually come in plastic tubs/wrapped cubes and are softer than americheese

>>21458886
He's right.

A brick of velveeta mogs all the cheese in Europe

>>21458828
the trick is to put 1 american slice in a grilled cheese along with your high quality good cheese for the perfect gooey!!

>>21456620 (OP)
Considering some of the stuff the French consider cheese, I can enjoy a nice pasteurized cheese product.

>>21458942
It's true. I'm from Italy but my cousins are Swiss. I've mentioned this before but I used to make the fondue using proper cheeses but also a few sottilette (ie Italian American cheese, which comes in more flavours than in America and I don't know why). That small addition doesn't affect the overall taste but greatly improves the texture. I've mentioned that trick here before.

>>21456972
rent free

>>21459314
Ironic

>>21456972
That's literally just a semi solid that can be broken up.

>>21456633
You are possibly the most perfect example of a drooling retard I've ever seen posting on /ck/. One of the main selling points of American cheese is the fact that it melts better than almost every other cheese on the planet. Pic related is the best American cheese money can buy. Now stop posting, you illiterate faggot cocksucker.

>>21459455
Gonna look for this next time I’m at the store.

>>21459363
you're a semi solid

>>21456633
I genuinely do not know how one could possibly apply heat to american cheese and get it to not melt. This is literally like the one thing it does better than other cheeses.

>>21458942
Works great with mac and cheese too. There are enough emulsifying salts to help everything else melt better.

>>21456620 (OP)
>impossible to melt
Huh?

>>21456626
>It is technically real cheese, just processed as above.
not legally

>>21456626
>tace

WTF???

>>21456620 (OP)
I rarely eat this garbage, but once in a long while it is fine. Quit bitching, faggot OP.

>>21456620 (OP)
>Why is each slice individually wrapped in plastic?
Because you only want a few slices or as few as one at a time.
>Why is it impossible to melt?
It's not, people melt it on burgers all the time.
>Why does it taste so sweet and synthetic?
I don't think it does.
>What is it actually made out of?
Cut up cheese, sodium citrate, sodium hexametaphosphate.
>Why would anyone use this over real cheese?
Comes individually wrapped.
>What are the long term health consequences of consuming it?
Identical to any other cheese.

>>21456633
I just made burger yesterday bud and can confirm it melts just like other cheese , infact it melts much faster. Stop watching tik toks and go out in the world.

>>21456633
lol This extraterrestrial saw the webm of chinese """cheese""" with no further personal experience and thinks this is what American cheese is like.

>>21456620 (OP)
>What is it actually made out of?
Polymers.

>>21456626
try heating up a slice in the microwave and try to tell me it's still real cheese

>>21456633
American cheese melts perfectly, thats why its used on cheeseburgers, it doesn't split and shit grease

>>21456752
>It is real cheese.

>>21462714
Is buttered bread real bread?

>>21456620 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aGNAxN5Z-o

Not legally considered cheese. Only good for burgers.

>>21462406
What kind of cretin do you think I am? I don't own a microwave you yob

>>21462913
nta but they come standard pretty much everywhere in America.

>>21462977
they are convenient I must admit, I used to have one and it was good for thawing frozen food quickly or the occasional leftover heatup, but honestly I used it like once a month and for the size and expense it's just not something I ever missed. fair enough though, different strokes for different folks

>>21462983
I literally never use mine it just came with the place so I have one. I only used one once or twice to thaw food but it started cooking the meat so I quit doing that. I pretty much only use it for microwave popcorn which is rare but I've been thinking about getting one of those stovetop popper things. I'm just saying I've never lived somewhere that didn't come with a microwave. It's not even an option to pay less and omit one they just come standard.

>>21462992
yeah I know a lot of houses and apartments come with different appliances, like washing, fridges, nukrowaves, etc. in my country that sort of thing is actually pretty rare, you own a fridge and a washing machine and a microwave and you move them from place to place. the exception is definitely dishwashers, nobody is moving that shit around and installing them

also the microwave can be very effective at thawing meat but you can't trust the "defrost" setting, you really have to go full manual (like, 8min at 2/10 power kind of manual) otherwise exactly what you said will happen, the meat will end up partially still frozen and also partially cooked. devastating for any meat; beef, fish, chicken.

>>21456620 (OP)
good

>>21457540
>western
Yeah, the east is a utopia untouched by plastic.

You ever notice how troll threads all have a stupid question in the opening post?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUwgp5b56Sw

This is obviously a troll thread. Yet it made me realise how effete and mentally feeble a lot of Americans are, given their responses here.

>>21456620 (OP)
>Why is it impossible to melt?
I see you fell for the buzzfeed style faked video where they burned some yellow plastic and pretended it was cheese. It's amazing how many Europoors fell for that trick.

>>21463625
>t. bbc loving cuckold with a turquoise cockcage