Rotisserie chicken is vile I’ve tried to like it I really have but every bite is like chewing the inside of a rubber glove and somehow it manages to be wet dry and bland all at once and the juices? They’re not “savory” they’re suspicious and I don’t care how cheap it is I had to throw it out

You're supposed to use it as an ingredient (for stock, etc.), not eat it straight from the box.

>>21457600 (OP)
>not eat it straight from the box.
you don't eat it right outta the box? on days where I don't wanna cook anything I usually just chow down on the wings and legs, the rest I use as ingredients for other recipes.

>>21457622
was meant for >>21457618

>>21457600 (OP)
Buy a showtime rotisserie oven.

>>21457600 (OP)
Why the fuck would you buy a whole chicken just to bin it for a post?
Kys OP you retarded faggot

>>21457600 (OP)
What time of the day was it made?

>>21457618
Easily two meals then ingredients for another then stock bones
Bang for buck Rotisserie is pretty high up there, at least the ones at HEB

>>21457653
The label on the bag said it was made at noon, do a few hours before I bought it, I figured it was fresh enough to try it again

>>21457688
We usually process them as a throwaway after four hours under the heat lamp if they go unsold.

>>21457600 (OP)
try real rotissery chicken the one made with wood and not electric pleb

>>21457600 (OP)
My son really likes it, he takes it to school for lunch with him every day.

>>21457812
explain?

>>21458116
not >>21457812 but wood stove rather than electric stove

>>21458116

>>21457622
They're often bland and underseasoned. They're edible, but they're not too good on their own without at least some extra salt.

>>21457688
>>21457703
Holy shit, people sell these as anything other but fresh from the grill? No wonder it tasted like rubber, you people are fucked in the head

>>21457629
I got one someone left when I went to paint an apartment, now I can set it and forget it!

>>21458139
>They're often bland and underseasoned
well that's a quick fix, don'tcha think? hell, whatever liquids you have at the bottom of the bag/container make some gravy to dip in then
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A chicken died so you could make this shit post OP. And you desecrated its corpse. You should feel bad.

>>21458139
I agree with this statement.
>>21458140
I was being factual, not advocating for or against them. Walmart doesn't provide the equipment to grill them.

>>21458160
Billions of chickens exist literally who cares you melt

>>21458888
>look how based and nonempathic I am!
you fucking asshole, fuck off. you're probably one of those dickheads that thinks lobsters can't feel it when you boil them

>>21458904
Dont consume the flesh of animals if you care soooo much about them you prissy little bitch

>>21458904
>>21458908
>>>/soc/
why don't y'all meet up there and either fight or fuck

>>21458904
Have you ever interacted with a chicken? They're fucking retarded and mean

>>21459088
>They're fucking retarded and mean
how's that different from you, nigger?

>>21457600 (OP)
imagine being so retarded you can't season food you are about to eat.

also you are lying about everything.

>>21459079
Sorry i don't fuck ugly chicken lovers

>>21458140
lol, I actually buy them cold for $4. I eat like half of it, give a bunch to the dog mixed in with his canned food so it's extra special for him, then I make a soup with the carcass and extra meat, along with my stock bits like onion ends and stuff.
They're so cheap it's almost dumb not to buy them when a raw whole chicken is almost twice the price.
They don't taste like rubber nor are they bland. I don't know why anyone here is bitching. I'm getting mine for $4 cold and I'm happy with it.

>>21458888
billions of gays exist so we should be able to kill you and dump you in a sewer

Op is right I fucking hate how hyped up these things are now.

>>21459238
>t.

>>21459232
>admitting to eating literal dog food
disgusting op is right

I feel ya OP, shit is slimey and tastes weird and I don’t feel good eating it.