How sick have you gotten from food?
>Ate some shrimp
>24 hours later have chills, feel weird, constant stomach pain, watery burning shit, stomach acid burning like hell
>better the next day but stomach still hurting
>go to doctor for antibiotic
>works great for a week
>whole gut is fucked now
>have non-solid stools now, like soft ice cream that's yellow
>caused some urgency when waking up in the morning with pain
>lots of gas producing
>fast forward 3 months
>still have soft yellow poo with lots of gas and doctor thinks its nothing
I am never trusting restaurants by non-whites again

>>21457628 (OP)
>go to doctor for antibiotic
>whole gut is fucked now
This was your real problem

>>21457630
Oral tobacco is a natural antibiotic.

>>21457630
ye should have just let my stomach hurt for little more instead of ruining it like it is now

got gastro from a suspect banh mi in some vietnamese shithole, probably bad pate. put me off them for a couple years, i only eat em in whitey towns now

>>21457633

You could try a stool transplant.to recultivate your intestinal flora.
NOrmally one week of antibiotics should not be enoug to permanently ruin your flora. They are supressed a while but soon crawl back out of the nooks in which they hid.

>living in colorado a few years ago
>day after easter
>local walmart has spiral cut hams on sale
>15lbs of meat for like $5.99
>"fuck it why not"
>buy ham, take home, bake in oven, cut meat off bone and store in fridge
>eat on-sale ham for the next 3 days straight, mixed with other food obviously
>have fairly uncomfortable shit midway through night 3 but chalk it up to how much I drank that day
>morning of day 4
>sudden horrific stomach pain after breakfast (ham and egg burrito)
>sprint to toilet and damn near break the bowl with how hard I'm shitting
>takes me an hour just to stop feeling like more is going to come out
>finish, dazed and feeling like I just gave birth out my ass
>pass out on my bed for the next 16 hours, broken up by waking up and punishing my toilet 3-4 times
>day 5: full blown fever and food poisoning, can barely muster the strength to get out of bed to shit my brains out
>day 6: still feverish and bedridden, can barely keep water down, haven't eaten anything in almost 3 days
>isthistheend.mov
>make a pilgrimage to the same walmart for pedialyte and cold packs, nearly pass out in the middle of the store
>day 7: have to reschedule a job interview because I'm still puking and shitting constantly
>never get a call back
>day 8: the storm hasn't really passed, but dying of hunger at this point and tired of shitting water and rabbit pellets so I force myself to eat a bowl of oatmeal
>day 9: finally wake up feeling better, take ham out of fridge, dig a hole in the yard, and set it on fire to send this demon back to hell where it belongs
I haven't bought meat or dairy products from walmart since

Krill issue.

>>21457628 (OP)
once i got a bad bag of almonds and vomited so hard the blood vessels around my eyes burst

>>21457628 (OP)
Get tested for hepatitis, OP.

Normal food poisoning from tainted shrimp should have kicked in way faster than 24 hours. And yellow stool can be the result of fat malabsorption caused by disrupted liver enzyme function.

>>21457764
Yeah I got tested for all the hepatitis's and liver tests, only thing that came back was some fatty liver. Rest is normal. Fat malabsorption also wasn't the case because no grease floating or poop floating, just sinks when there is more hard poops

Get a couple tubes of Boiron's Arsenicum Album 30C Homeopathic Medicine for Food Poisoning. It works great and it reveals which of your friends would rather be sick than listen to you. Congratulations on your new level of understanding and preparedness.

>>21457628 (OP)
I once ate sushi while at a shopping center, a few hours later I got rashes all over my body, a mix of sweating and chills and litteraly blasting water outta my ass. Not sure if it was bad sushi or an allergic reaction to something.

Depending on the spectrum of antibiotic effects, the balance of intestinal flora may change.
Eat lots of yogurt while limiting hard-to-digest proteins and fats.

>>21457628 (OP)
1 tablespoon acv raw unfiltered organic in water and drink

Cajun boil with shrimp, corn, some other shit I can't remember. The next day I felt a bit off at the start of a 12 hour shift, I was already covering for someone who had called out and no one was available. That was the first time I've ever had it coming out both sides. Id run to the shitter, have an explosion of diarrhea, then quickly turn around and try to flush and barf all over the place, and repeat. It was so horrid I actually wanted to die to be honest. Eventually I was too dehydrated and I went to the hospital, they put an IV in me and added some crazy anti nausea in the bag, possibly promethazine? I was zonked out of my mind and saying all kinds of weird shit to the nurse, after getting a few litres of fluid I went home feeling great. That was about four years ago, never had Cajun boil again

I ate some profoundly spoiled cooking oil used to fry some rice (home cooking so I can't blame a restaurant) and was in burning pain from the inside of my mouth all the way through every element of my alimentary canal down to my asshole for 2-3 days, plus constant vomiting. But I was like 20 at the time, didn't go to the doctor, and got better with no obvious long term problems. It really was the oil too, I know people are like oil doesn't spoil like that but it was the connecting element to another person also getting sick despite eating something else.

>>21457628 (OP)
I had some bad street food in Cambodia that made me really sick for 2 weeks. worst part is I was warned it was bad, but I was drunk and hungry and ate it anyway. for the first week I couldn't be more than a few feet away from a toilet, because the diarrhea would come on suddenly and strongly. if I wasn't on the toilet within a minute, I would have shit myself (and did a couple of times). so I was basically bedridden. the week after that the diarrhea subsided and I felt better for the most part, but still if I even smelled food I would start vomiting. I had to live off plain shit like rice and fruit for that week. surprised I didn't die, I didn't take any medicine or anything. it was really bad.

>>21457776
Might have developed an intestinal infection - I had similar symptoms (gassy with yellow stools but otherwise fine) and they confirmed with a stool sample, round of antibiotics got rid of it (RIP my then roommates until it started getting better lol)

>>21457628 (OP)
I've only ever had food poisoning a few times in my life but every time it involved chicken. Worst time was when I had a chicken biscuit before work for brunch. After an hour meeting and then going to move shit I started getting really bad cold sweats. Not much long after I had to sprint to the bathroom and started to projectile vomit in the toilet. I thought the worst was over but not long after getting back I barely managed to grab a trash can before whole the process repeated. It got so bad I had to get my brother to pick me up and thank god he had some plastic shopping bags because I kept vomiting on the trip home. Last time I felt that weak was when I had a bad case of Mono, one of the worst feelings in my life and all I could do was meekly lay in bed in the fetal position.

>>21457844
how long did it take for you to get better after the antibiotics and did you relapse or some shit