Thread 21457829

Red Lobster just took it to the next level. Three new prestige up ranks to the s-tier original flavor boil bag.
>Spicy™
>Extra Spicy™
>and Old Bay® & Parmesan® flavor
+++++PLUSSSS++++
Add in sausage option.

Holy fuck boys. I feel like crustacean tonight, like Red Lobster delight.

>>21457829 (OP)
our red lobster has been closed and boarded up for 4 years

>>21457829 (OP)
>the 13% at a red lobster

>>21457829 (OP)
All Red Lobsters have been dead for the past 15-20 years. Let it die.
I got suckered into a steakhouse with $70 ribeye dinners. It was no better than Texas Roadhouse. I'll just grill my own steaks and eat at home.
Oh and heres a $20 tip for the shit food. Get fucked.

>>21457855
Bet you regret not supporting the cause.

It's not too late to repent. Red Lobster is making a come back. Once the velvet glove of boil bags comes off, you'll see the carapace fist of revanchism. We're going to retake all the lost territory in the name of Dagon. 1000 year Red Lobster Reich.

>>21457867
Ngl, the 13% is preferable to the 56%.

>>21457876
Boil bags are for the dumpster crab boil shacks, red lobster is just clawing for the scraps on its way back down the drain

I hate when people do this hands together hands apart shit over and over with every other word.

>>21457873
>Go to literally any expensive steakhouse in my huge ass city
>Order medium
>Comes out raw
>Order medium well
>Comes out well done
>$70 6oz filet with mashed potatoes
>$20 tip to waitress

>>21457890
Nick Rochefort wasn't having it

And now you know what a nigger kike looks like, disgusting

>>21457919
give them a break. This is what they learned in robot communications class

They took the fish tacos away, fuck them

Going forward all CEOS of every company will be hip black people. This will work because America is a country that worships niggers.
This gives the company good boy diversity points. It makes blacks more supportive. White people at worst just don't care, but lots will outwardly support the decision so they seem less racist. The jews will like it. The only people who would possibly dislike it are Asian grannies who lost the knockout game.
Nobody will criticize the company because the CEO would just come out and say "Oh it'z cuz i'm BLAKK huh???"