Whoever started the trend of serving food on things other than plates/bowls must DIE

>>21457834 (OP)
The french

Whoever started the trend of serving food on things other than your own belly must DIE

>>21457842
the difference here is that this is dry food meant to eat with your hands/tiny forks

>>21457889
Why does the fork size matter? That spaghetti would be eaten with a normal fork.

>>21457834 (OP)
WTF? You can't put saucy foods on planks. That's disgusting. That place will close up within the year.

>>21457834 (OP)
Make a restaurant and call it Floor Slop Buffet and just have the kitchen continually sweep out mounds and mounds of pure SLOP out into the dining area. Customers will scrape their food off the floor and take it to their table or they just eat right there off the floor like utter swine

I agree
but also eating things with chop sticks. makes going to any asian restaurant feel so cringe

>>21457834 (OP)
I like eating my sandwich on a small cutting board.

>>21457834 (OP)
Down with the plank! Bring back the trencher!

>>21457885
>t. otter

>>21457834 (OP)
Should have gotten a reservation at Dorsia's instead.

I used to eat bacon and eggs on toast off a cutting board. Especially when I 4 banged it.
Remember staying up all night playing Medal Of Honor: European Assault and then I fired up the hot plate and threw 4 pieces of middle bacon on it and 2 halved tomatoes, then cooked 4 pieces of toast then took the bacon off and did 4 eggs.
Didn't have a plate big enough so I used the cutting board.

I don't mind it :3

>>21457834 (OP)
r/wewantplates

>>21458009
It's called India

>>21457834 (OP)
Ancient humans?

>>21458009
Certified K I N O (or GASTRO, I suppose)

>>21458054
Thought that was cazu martzu for a second

>>21458054
The used trencher was given to the poor to eat

>>21459796
HE'S A GAYSTRONOMER