It's hot today bro, take your pick!

where's the white one

pink

>>21457847 (OP)
blood the corner of my mouth flavour please.

>>21457877
giggled at the memory
man childhood fucking sucked but i have no room to complain since i didnt grow up in a shithole
i was just tortured by being poor in the first world

>>21457879
i think rich kids probably had these too, income has nothing to do with sweet shit kids enjoy.

>>21457847 (OP)
Green, orange, and not pictured but yellow are objectively the best ice pop flavors

>>21457847 (OP)

orange

>>21457847 (OP)
I have some pretty awful eating restrictions, so my diet consists of maybe 40%-50% fla-vor-ice pops. I don't even eat the grape ones, pink is my favorite.

>>21457847 (OP)
Blue for me guvna

>>21457863
>>21457922
Only girls and queens like the pink ones.

>>21457930
Don't judge a pop by its color

>>21457949
If I judge people by their color, I'm damn sure judging pops by color as well

The key is to smash them with something before you open them
that way it has a nice texture

>>21457974
the key is to leave them in your backpack so its just juice that you accidently pop and it leaks all over your bag

>>21457956
And you'll be wrong a lot with this too. Ignorant bigot.

>>21457974
yeah I always mashed them up so it's like an icee

>>21457877
sorry you were born with brain damage. me and every kid i knew would just break off a chunk inside the tube and squeeze it out. bet you chewed on yours too huh

>>21457877
>>21457900
How the fuck do you cut yourself eating these? Were you the most mentally deficient children in your entire country?

>>21457991
did you wake up and just think to yourself "im gonna make shit up in my head and pretend its true" or does it come naturally and you genuinely believe everything you think?

>>21457974
mom would run it under water for 3 seconds

>>21458000
you are actually stupid. at no point did you ever need to put the hurty owchy flavor tube in your mouth. you crack a piece off like a glowstick and pop it in your mouth and let it melt. every normal kid knows to do this and every kid with a present father knows not to chew on ice.

>>21457974
I tried once and it asploded

>>21457997
Not everyone has a mouth wide enough to eat a banana sideways

>>21457847 (OP)
Wow these look even more like frozen chemicals than the ones I'm used too, DO AMERICANS REALLY?

>>21457847 (OP)
Red, blue, or orange. Then purple, then green and pink depending on what disgusting flavor they are.

All these dweebs talking shit to poor >>21457877 as if they've never used their teeth to open one of these.

>>21458127
You're supposed to squeeze it out of the tube a little bit at a time, not jam the whole tube in your mouth

>>21457847 (OP)
Orange please.

pink is the best one
i do not remember yellow. is it pineapple? if so that could be a contender

>>21458801
>yellow
you sound like my dad (colorblind)

>>21458805
fuck it's orange isn't it
it's my monitor dimming software

Wasn't there a white one or was that a different brand?
>>21457877
I'm a pussy and use to open them with my pocketknife scissors to avoid that but I used to chew up and down the unopened tube sideways to get the ice perfectly slushy.

>>21458123
Just gently mash it
Dont hit it that hard

>>21458832
Are you thinking of the AirHeads mystery flavor?

>>21458838
No. These were ice thingies, not taffy. Probably just a different brand or maybe a tropical variety or something.

It's really children?

>>21457847 (OP)
Orange is the best one

>>21457997
it's cause they don't brush/floss every day.

>>21458842
Were they short but fatter? I vaguely remember them, I think they had yellow and white, pretty sure the white was pina colada and yellow was banana. Probably some knock off brand.

>>21458918
Maybe? The only ones I know for a fact where some were white and some were yellow were those sausage-link-shaped ones where you could get one, snap it in half along the link and share with a friend.
But I'm pretty sure the ones I was talking about in that last post were moreorless the same size and shape as Fla•Vor•Flave•Ice.

>>21457884
>less plastic
>real fruit juice

For Mr. Freeze it goes:
White > Pink > Blue > Purple > Orange >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Red

>>21459126
Why does nobody like red?

>>21457847 (OP)
All of them.

>>21457900
Lol

>>21459139
I think it's that the other flavors are much better desu

Orange

>>21457900
Kek

>>21459139
Communism

>>21459139
I dunno about other people but to me the artificial cherry flavor tastes like cough syrup

>>21459215
They should put DXM into the cherry ones for extra realism then. Then you get a sugar rush and a 2nd plateau dose

>>21457991
This. I would just stick it in my mouth, bite down, and then slide the ice part down the tube into my mouth. How the fuck do you cut yourself eating a fucking icee.

>>21459062
Super rich kids.

>>21457847 (OP)
Red for sure

I only want Otter pop branded ones tho.

>>21457847 (OP)
Blue

>>21457847 (OP)

>>21459866
see
>>21457900

>>21459482
Well la dee da Mr. Park avenue manicure

>>21457847 (OP)
Blue as always.

You ever eat them a little too fast and a bit went down the wrong pipe and made you have a coughing fit? I know Karl Pilkington had a story about almost choking on one.

cola

>>21457974
I let mine get really melty to do something similar.
Pink and blue are the best choices.

>>21457847 (OP)
blue = white > red > orange > the rest

>>21457847 (OP)
Blue >[power gap]> green = orange > yellow > pink > red >[power gap]> pu*rple

>>21462745
There should’ve been a female version of that mascot

>>21462985
Should of? There was.

>>21463001

Oh look, it's Miracle Woman(TM)
Original character do not steal