>Visits turdie shithole
>Invited to local's house/hole in the wall
>"So yeah my sister and I were playing in a field when we set off a landmine, she's dead and I lost an arm so I had to quit school and start giving one-armed handjobs to feed my wife and three kids"
>Tony stares concerningly
>"Gee that's rough buddy, but these noodles are great what goes in them"
>cuts to footage of American landwhales at a resort, Steve and Nancy from bumfuck Ohio drowning in debt to afford a weekend of shitty magheritas
>"These tourists are lazy and stupid because they won't look for street food in a cartel-controlled neighbourhood, also ignore the fact that I'm walking around with a film crew and some intern hooked us up with a local contact who speaks the language and will show us around to make sure we don't get murdered and raped"
>local chef's table/michelin bait restaurant, duck confit but in a taco
>"Man fuck America, also I did heroin as a kid and that makes me really cool"
It's comical how hard this guy makes /ck/ seethe.
>>21458495Read one of his books, that is if you are able to.
>>21458501I think it's Jeremy Clarkson's meth smoking brother.