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Anonymous No.21458917 [Report] >>21458922 >>21458923 >>21458943 >>21458949 >>21458950 >>21459958 >>21462035 >>21462245 >>21462264 >>21462807
Lao Gan Ma means 'Lao in my ass' in hindi
Anonymous No.21458922 [Report]
>>21458917 (OP)
Thanks for sharing.
In Danish it doesn't mean anything.
Cheers.
Anonymous No.21458923 [Report] >>21462252
>>21458917 (OP)
In American it means ‘Logan’s Mom’.

No one else matters.
Anonymous No.21458943 [Report]
>>21458917 (OP)
good thing its chinkfood then and not one of your poo masala curries
Anonymous No.21458945 [Report] >>21458956 >>21459934
sometimes I think the india hate on this site is unhinged, and then I see this like this >>>/r9k/81778560 and realize it's completely justified
Anonymous No.21458949 [Report]
>>21458917 (OP)
When I make a chinese impression - yelling LAO GAN MAAAA is the first thing I say. I forgot it was a food.
Anonymous No.21458950 [Report]
>>21458917 (OP)
according to my English translation it means "gutter oil and funny trash"
Anonymous No.21458956 [Report] >>21459892 >>21459909 >>21462028
>>21458945
most 'indians' posting on 4chan are just white people larping as indians to bait other white people to hate indians.
Anonymous No.21459892 [Report] >>21459919
>>21458956
good morning
Anonymous No.21459909 [Report] >>21459919 >>21460693
>>21458956
Thank you for saying this. Speaking as another white American man, most Indians that you meet in real life are alpha chads, with well paying jobs in tech support and software engineering, sometimes even owning a Subway franchise, who go to the gym wearing polo shirts and jeans with gold chains and Hugo Boss cologne. They are a dream catch for any American white women, and I don't know why so many bloody benchods on 4chan play us the fool.
Anonymous No.21459919 [Report]
>>21459892
>>21459909
Yeah I'm indian, thats how I can tell it's just white people larping.
retards
Anonymous No.21459934 [Report] >>21459983
>>21458945
it's the worst thing about this website (the retarded anti india spam)
newfags believe anything they read online
Anonymous No.21459958 [Report]
>>21458917 (OP)
it's convenient because it counts as the recipe for them
Anonymous No.21459983 [Report] >>21460693
>>21459934
So true, bro. All the trolls on 4chan say Indians can't use British toilet, we shit on the street.

But before I immigrated to Canada, I watched many Youtube tutorials on British toilet, and I even used a practice toilet back in Hyderabanglobadabad. (The practice toilet has no plumbing, the bowl goes straight to street, but it helps the user to perfect balance, and the act of mounting/unmounting.) Since I have come to Canada, I have NEVER shit on the street, and I ALMOST never spill outside the bowl, except when auntie makes her famous Rectal Kali Vindaloo Curry for me and my 47 cousins who live in a government-subsidized studio apartment. (28 more cousins are arriving next month to work at uncle's Tim Horton's franchise.)
Anonymous No.21460693 [Report] >>21462167
>>21459909
>>21459983
>no whites don't larp as indians online
>larps as an indian online to bait
Anonymous No.21462028 [Report]
>>21458956
When pol first started having flags, most white supremacist posts had Indian flags. Go to /gif/ for the weekly indian rekt/cooking threads.
Anonymous No.21462035 [Report] >>21462040 >>21462073
>>21458917 (OP)
In India they taught me a phrase that's something like "gand meringe", meaning "I fucked your mum's ass". What is the actual phrase as written in Hindi? I want to look it up.
Anonymous No.21462040 [Report] >>21462044 >>21462049
>>21462035
>What is the actual phrase as written in Hindi? I want to look it up.
What exactly are you expecting?
Someone to upload an image of the phrase, written in Hindi?

Did you know that google has a translator that can do that for you?

It has existed for almost two decades now.
Anonymous No.21462044 [Report]
>>21462040
Kekalekak!!! Go touch grass for the lulz!
Anonymous No.21462049 [Report]
>>21462040
Yes, I want the phrase written in Hindi. I'm assuming I misheard the phrase and so my spelling is incorrect. But I hope it's close enough that someone can work out what the phrase it.
Anonymous No.21462073 [Report] >>21462119
>>21462035
>In India
LOL, even having set foot on the shitcontinent makes you technically undateable.
Anonymous No.21462119 [Report] >>21462123
>>21462073
Every white woman wants to go to india to find herself, and if you've been there and survived they'll literally throw themselves at you if you mention that you went to a yoga retreat or temple or some shit.
I've lied about going to india multiple times to get easy lays
Anonymous No.21462123 [Report]
>>21462119
>I've lied about going to india multiple times to get easy lays
Anonymous No.21462167 [Report]
>>21460693
That's the joke dumbass, I think you are the only actual Indian in this thread.
Anonymous No.21462245 [Report]
>>21458917 (OP)
And it means "I look pretty" in Cantonese.

Zang!
Anonymous No.21462252 [Report]
>>21458923
Anonymous No.21462264 [Report] >>21462754 >>21462757
>>21458917 (OP)
>pajeet thinks Google Translate is accurate
you should not use the internet saar
Anonymous No.21462754 [Report] >>21462757
>>21462264
Why would a pajeet use google translate to tell us what sounds mean in hindi?
Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.21462757 [Report]
>>21462264
I agree with this >>21462754 you have minimal brain power. Most likely one step above a subhuman
Anonymous No.21462807 [Report] >>21462825
>>21458917 (OP)
To be fair, Indians have 1000 words for "in my ass"
Anonymous No.21462825 [Report]
>>21462807
You sound like an expert.