I went to a church pantry, got "Southgate beef stew". It's the kind of food I imagine hasn't changed in hundreds of years, there wasn't even microwave instructions on the can

Tastes of a gamey slightly metallic beef broth, no large chunks of vegetable or beef, just sort of finely shredded beef and tiny tidbits of potato and carrots. I threw in mini crackers

I like to imagine I'm some gruff vigilante cowman eating this at my dark retreat

It's ok. Even though I make hundreds of thousands a year and have a 6 mil net worth I still go to food distributions. Especially free food drops no questions asked. I remember that one. It had hydrolyzed Yada Yada soy protein or something in it. It was fine.

No wait, if it's the red label westernish looking one it was textured soy protein chunks but it also had beef.

>>21459754 (OP)
>dorrar store beef stew
hmm I would rather not but okay

>>21459759
>6m net worth
>posts shitty AI slop on canadian burger-building forums
ok dude

>>21459759
>>21459770
Guys who watch anime are always feminized beta males. Every single one. No exceptions.

>>21459786
Not ai buddy. You're obsessed. Not that I mind ai tho. If people are giving out free food drops I'm gonna be there. I've got free frozen wegmans steaks at times. It helps me get some of my property taxes back.

>>21459801
Nah. Continue to believe that though thinking your gf is safe around me. Lol

>>21459804
>just some random ass screenshot from god knows what
>biggar numbars
very impressive.
wire me $100,000 USD and i'll believe you. dm me for details.

>>21459786

>>21459809
Nah. I'm frugal. It's one reason I actually have money compared to most people here. That is a crop from my BoA application.

>>21459815
>I'm frugal. It's one reason I actually have money
>"yeah dude i'm just really careful with money, it's not that i make $600k a year"
this just keeps getting better

>>21459820
I'm glad you see it my way. The funny thing is... That income is just earned interest from my Merrill Lynch account.

>>21459786
>he doesn't know
you can check out any time you like but you can never leave

>>21459754 (OP)
Anything else in the box/bag that was interesting? I’m a bit like >>21459759
in that I don’t need it but there’s a part of me that wants to get food bank food so I can try stuff out without feeling like I’m wasting money

>>21459801
This. They don't even try to make it halfway realistic with the lifestyle boasting either. Can you imagine a self-made wealthy guy with folders full of chimo tranime? Who goes to food banks? Me neither.

>>21459829
Which you need to secure a bank loan. Because you can't afford something with your six mil. lol

>>21459754 (OP)
>>21459759
>>21459770
>>21459811
paTHETic

Huh? What was posted here?

>>21459754 (OP)
yeah

>>21459754 (OP)
There is a ton of textured soy protein in there. It's insanely shitty...........but it's also $1.25. Better to just get the Campbells soups at Dollar Tree. Those are okay.