Sorry Italians, I just cancelled my flight to Italy. Chef Boyardi has perfected the cuisine.

Makes sense, amerifats are so up tight they usually just go to McDonalds when overseas.
Walking around in socks and sandals LMFAO

>>21460488
>American walks around in comfortable clothing
>eurotard seethes
LMAO

>>21460511
No seething involved, we're laughing at you.

>>21460277 (OP)
some processed novelties from childhood hold up but chef boyardee definitely isn't one of them.

>>21460488
>grrr they come all the way here and they won't even eat at my special favorite local restaurant that really expresses our culture!!
>they went to mcdonald instead!!!!
yeah?
does that really burn you up inside, that we can just do that?
good

>>21460542
stop looking in the mirror while posting

>>21460605
>>21460632
Haaaa, the ignorance of fatties

>>21460605
Again he was merely laughing at you. That's like going to America to eat salads. It's retarded but perfectly legal.

>>21460542
We trample on your history with our sandals and you smile and nod to get tourist dollars, sad

>>21460649
>proud of being a fat idiot
Damn, you're really sticking it to us, big boy.

>>21460658
Not fat and I don't do the tourist thing but I've seen how my countrymen treat foreign lands and how the locals open their assholes for them to get easy money, I do mean that it's legitimately sad all around. Japan has banned shrine tourism at least but even that country lets gaijin play mario kart in their city streets.

>>21460665
And I'm not a soft hearted Frenchy but they definitely don't open their assholes for Americans in France.

>>21460669
>they actually really hate them
You realize that's even worse, right? Because at that point you're letting a people you hate come en masse and be a fucking menace just for some tourism dollars. Cucked behavior.

>>21460488
so usa really does live rent free in all of europe. interesting.

>>21460674
The boutique owner doesn't make those rules and would be just fine without the dollars. It's not that they just hate Americans, they barely even serve them at some places (I'm sure McDonald's serves you, though). And are you pretending that the US doesn't have a immigration problem and let all kinds of vile shitbrains in?

>>21460277 (OP)
there are so many better reasons to cancel your flight to Italy, but as long as it's cancelled I condone

>>21460687
Does India live rent free in America? No, but when there's a HUGE pile of shit you tend to smell it.

>>21460691
>okay yeah our country is cucked sure, but what about your country, doesn't it have problems too?
Yes.

>>21460706
Just having a bit of fun, freedom man. We're all fucking cucked in the west at this point. Let's just chill, it's Friday.

>>21460711
I feel you, shit's fucked all over. I won't shy away from copping to my own shit where it's warranted though

>>21460488
>eurotard sees fat ugly germans eating mcdonald's
>"grrr....aMerIcANs sTrIkE AGaiN"

I, for one, don't mind a little of the ol' Boy every now and then.

>>21460665
>Two Marios

I call bs.
Also which character is that in the back in the black shirt.

>>21460488
America out of nowhere. Why are Europoors so obsessed with America? Sucks to suck I guess. Full on America derangement syndrome.

>>21460889
And I ask why other Americans are so obsessed with New York. There's a thread right now shitting on NYC pizza out of nowhere. For as much as people supposedly hate the place they sure do spend a lot of time thinking about it and not, say, trumpeting the benefits of wherever they live.

>>21460277 (OP)
I eat these all the time except cold out of the can. Boyardee stuff is just infinitely more gross if you actually bother heating it up and I'm tired of people calling me crazy for thinking this.

>>21460277 (OP)
>talking shit on Chef Ettore Boiardi

He was a chef in Italy, Paris, NY, and even the Greenbriar resort before he opened an Italian restaurant in Ohio.

The man made great food, so good that people were begging him for takeout before that was even a thing, so he started putting his sauce in old milk bottles and spaghetti & meatballs in mason jars for his customers to take home and assemble a meal.

Then some supermarket owner convinced him to start canning them together to put on his shelves… it was an instant hit.

He even ramped up production to make field rations for WWII troops.

Then he sold the company to some corporation so he wouldn’t have to lay everyone off once war production ceased.

That corporation and every one that has bought it since has cheapened the ingredients, until we have the dog food mixed with overcooked pasta that is in those cans today.

Only WWII generation and older got to eat the real deal, and they thought it was so good that it popularized Italian food all across America, instead of just the north east corridor and Chicago like it had been before him.

> pic related: his noodles had more tooth than anything the corporates sell

>>21460277 (OP)
Do Amerilards really eat this fucking bullshit? You can make something better in 20 min

>>21460814
>>21460891
Same. It's corn syrup slop, but sometimes it just hits in a meaningful way.

>>21461260
What a shame. Bless you, Ettore.

>>21461260
They even made a movie about him called Ratatouille.

>>21461265
No you can't.

>>21460277 (OP)
Doesn't look too good, I'd rather eat the ravioli or spaghetti-o's with meatballs. Does it taste different?
>>21460814
Somehow this looks a bit better than OP's. Did you add anything to it?
>>21461361
Lookin' good. Are those the meatballs that come with it? Why do they look better...Other than pepper flakes, did you add anything else?

>>21461379
I have a very HighIQ so I took them out and cooked them in the oven on broil for a minute. Otherwise it's just the ones that come in the can but it makes them taste 10x better.
And yes I also added oregano.

>>21461265
No you can't retard. Browning the meatballs alone would take that long. Let alone baking them (another 20-40 minutes) and all the other prep (another 20-40 minutes). And that's assuming you're doubling up by boiling the water and cooking the pasta as well as cooking the sauce alongside (which takes an hour). Done consecutively you're looking at more than 2 hours work.

What a fucking liar and cooklet take.

>>21461361
Thought "Oh well it's just a plate of canned spaghetti, then I saw the gun and smirked.
Almost thought you had forgotten the most important part.

>>21461491
I'm not talking about making the exact same dish you trailer trash subhuman

>>21460277 (OP)
Heinz is better, especially in a jaffle

Whoa, I came to talk about the chef, but so many Americans boiling over with impotent rage. I wonder if were any broken keyboards or maybe even tears

>>21461260
baste

last time i ate this grounded rat anuses mystery rat meat shit i felt sick and puked it 10 min in... kys OP i fuckin curse you i hate you kys go to hell

>>21461590
Why is the gun so important?

>>21462747
Because it has become a tradition here to when posting your meal also have your gun in the picture. Someone started it, which then lead to a lot of comments and whining about it, so other posters started doing it.
And the fact that it in the picture is there more subtly so that at first you don't really notice it shows that he laid it there as a humorous nudge to that.

>>21462762
*led
Thank me later, illiterate anon