Calories don't count when the food is this good right?

that looks awful

>>21460300
Don't act like you wont eat this when you absolutely would.

>black nitrile glove hot cheeto takis korean fire noodle gooey cheese pull slop video #10,000,000,000,000
Who watches this shit.

>>21460300
You’re full of shit it looks tasty but also could use double the amount of chicken and triple the amount of pickles for as much bread cheese and sauce as it has

>>21460339
you just did

what is that sauce first of all

@21460317
@21460340


don't @ me ps

>>21460339
i wish I were as intelligent as you are

>>21460356

I like to mix chicken burger ingredients into rice instead of a bun so it's not so messy

>>21460291 (OP)
I don't want any chickenburgers from Lebanon then.
>thanks for wearing gloves while your squash and tear my sandwich in half for me before plating it.

What the fuck?

>>21460317
No thank you. I object to at least three things going on there.

>>21460357
No you don't

>>21460291 (OP)
Looks tasty

>>21460291 (OP)
I mean it's whole food (I hope the cheese and bread is) so.
>>21460300
The presentation is

>>21460364
> food literally tastes good
>still finds a reason to cry about geometry
>muh symmetry

next time eat a protractor, retard.

why are people so obsessed with videos of cheesy food destruction

>>21460291 (OP)
Your hips don't lie anon

>small businesses are following the modern corporate model of hype and shock marketing over quality
A strange tangent of the capitalist system, but to what end?

>>21460291 (OP)
Calories don't count since I ain't eating that shit. Cheese and bread with a hint of chicken, 3 tiny strips of pickle as if that did fucking anything.
>>21460402
It's a troll.

>>21460411
You can't advertise flavour. If someone is tasting your food then they're already a customer
>bur what about retention
Retention doesn't matter, it's all about growth baby!

>chicken skin looks like it'll pull the whole sandwich apart with one bite
>so much goo it just spills out by the cup
2/10 would not eat

>>21460413
>It's a troll.
Doesn't answer the question

>>21460419
Here's a shock: people like cheese

>>21460421
you can like cheese without having to see it being pulled apart on social media a billion fucking times

>>21460427
Oh right, I don't go on social media. I expect it would start to grate. I'm sorry for you though.

>>21460429
thanks it means a lot

>>21460427
It started with pulling pizza slices out and having cheese strings all the way up

cheese pulling: normieslop

asian street food on flat top grills: food kino

>>21460291 (OP)
1) Not a burger, its a pulled chicken sandwich
2) Far too much cheese and would overpower any other flavors
3) Far too much yogurt sauce, nobody would eat something that is going to spill yogurt cum all over their lap
4) Embarrassing display of pickle placement, almost no coverage whatsoever meaning some bites will likely have little to no pickle.

2/10 the chicken looks good at least.

>>21460300
the concept is fine but yeah the ratios are all fucked up, the execution is fucked up too. shred the chicken more or slice it and >>21460340

with that said my fatass would try this knowing it would be too rich for me unless that white sauce is real acidic like maybe its a really sour toum

>>21460397
I "literally" don't know what it tastes like. The guy completely demolished it with his fists after dumping a cup of cream gunk on it.
There are many problems but geometry wasn't on the list. I suppose it looks so good to you he could run it through a blender and you'd still chug it down. I mean that handful of chicken skin just looks so irresistible. Who cares how mangled it all is?

>>21460357
I wish I were as intelligent as myself too, if ya catch my drift.

>>21460300
This. Holy fuck it's bad.

>>21460317
I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole

>>21460300
fpbp

>>21460340
>it looks tasty
You're a retard.

>>21460291 (OP)
calories literally don't even matter when you're dealing with so much processed fat, salt, and cholesterol. who gives a FUCK about your assfat when you're blood and brain are turning to sludge

0/10 fuck this trend of nüfoodporn and black gloves and asian bingbongs perpetuating toxic shit

>>21460411
>to what end?
The bitter one.

>>21460291 (OP)
there was not a single burger depicted in the video

>>21460291 (OP)
legitimately disgusting

Why are half the posts missing? Did a janny make this thread?

>>21460474
Get tested for autism

>>21460291 (OP)
If it's so good then why is he affraid to touch it without gloves?

>>21460474
Yes who cares. I'd rather this than mcdonalds.

>>21460291 (OP)
>black gloves
dropped. i want the guy preparing my food to scratch his nutsack and fingerfuck the food with his bare hands.

>>21460300
>>21460300

>>21460317
Didn't let the chicken rest so it will be dried out by the time it hits the plate. They cover that up to a cheese/sauce to chicken ratio of 7:3. Absolutely disgusting.

>>21460291 (OP)
that is fuckin nasty

>>21460291 (OP)
just boil out the calories

>>21460291 (OP)
Technically shouldn't weight matter more than pure calories, since mass can't just manifest from nowhere?

>>21463017
It's the other way around. Weight doesn't matter because it varies on where you are. Your mass should matter though.

>>21460291 (OP)
Please... more gooey shit for my slop trough... eurgh....

>>21463013
Classic. There's nothing like some triple choccy fudge (with the calories boiled out) after eating surplus imitation crab meat.

>>21463017
No, dummy. Empty mass you just poop out, spare calories you turn to fat and store in your body

Chicken burger? Is it beef or chicken?

thats just gross, who does cheese + turkey like that, fucking nasty fat asses

YUCK, and he poured even more shit on it? fucking disgusting . the mouth feel of biting into that must be like chugging a jar of mayonnaise fucking disgusting

>>21463753
yuck indeed lets go girlfrienddddd

>>21460291 (OP)
>all that gross sugar sauce
Poor people really have no palate.

>>21460354
The sauce is toum. A garlic sauce made with, garlic, oil, lemon and salt.

A nice spice and garlic flavor