But seriously though, name a worse condiment. "What if we made mayonnaise, but make it total SHIT!". Brilliant Kraft, just brilliant.

>>21460316 (OP)
Isn't it a regional thing? Maybe it goes well on particular dishes where they make it. I was always a Best Foods/Helmman's guy but who knows?

why did they feel the need to print out "NEW JAR, SAME SIZE"? it's so fucking disgusting.
why should we care if it's a new jar? they didn't increase the size. or flavor. or make it cheaper. or anything else that attracts customers at all.

>>21460316 (OP)
>"what if we made total shit, but make it total shit"
ftfy.

>>21460539
>why should we care if it's a new jar?
you want a used jar?
certified pre-owned?

>>21460539
Probably because people are getting wise to companies changing the shapes of things to discreetly give you less for the same price. People at this point expect change to mean more expensive, so in a roundabout way they are paying service to customers wanting things cheaper by telling them that they aren't making it more expensive for what you get. Scam nation.

I like it though and it is usually less calories of mayonnaise last I bought it regularly

>>21460316 (OP)
Miracle Whip and Kewpie Mayonnaise are the same thing in terms of flavor

>>21460316 (OP)

>>21460316 (OP)
It used to be good. It isn't anymore. Shit happens.

>>21461893
Ive never seen this slop

>>21462477
Probably British. Heinz sells all kinds of weird shit over there for those people.

It was created in the 30’s to be a cheaper alternative to mayo.