What is the best frozen pizza?

Digorno hits the spot every once in a rare while (when heb has a $1 off coupon) spending any more than that for a frozen pizza and you’re being memed for cheaper than that red baron is good

>>21460338
Wild Mike's isn't expensive, though.

freschetta. it's betta

>>21460338
I like the Detroit pizzas

>>21460326 (OP)
Cape Cod Bar Pizza.

>>21460347
Second this. Something about even the sauce and crust is good. I love the crust at the end like a bread stick.

Red Barron and Elios

>>21460326 (OP)
Can everyone in this thread please post their BMI?

>>21460326 (OP)
he looks like a shitty troll face

despite the obnoxious packaging screamin sicilian is still the best for me. I tried the rao's one which was really expensive and it was super disappointing. it needed like twice as many toppings to be worth it.

>>21460392
is this better or worse than little caesar's?

>>21460502
74

>>21460502
>>21460510
Insurance company psyop.

>>21460338
If you spend as much on a frozen pizza as you would spend on a real pizzeria pizza, you're officially getting scammed.

>>21460326 (OP)
imma /thread this thread

>>21460326 (OP)
Buttered toast

i like digiorno for nostalgia
my mom would heat one up and i'd share it with my siblings back in like 2010 but it tasted better back then it's still decent compared to the other frozen options

>>21460787
the rising crust one

>>21460326 (OP)
eating one of these while watching a paul newman movie is a kino experience

>>21460781
Poor fag detected

>>21460613
Correct. You have to be UNBELIEVABLY fat to actually statistically drop down with your life expectancy (because bigger bodies can provide energy and vital substances longer and more to fight back when the time comes). For a while with increasing weight the life expencancy actually RISES.

>>21460867
This brand but the sourdough crust

>>21460326 (OP)
pic related
the best "expensive" one that i've found is the screaming sicilian detroit style one. its very doughy but i like it like that

>>21461542
heres that screaming sicilian one. the little tray thing it comes with does work, the edges do get crispy and it's nice

>>21460867
>>21460956
>Enjoying a delicious 'za while helping terminally ill children
Newmanchads are just better than everyone else.

>>21461757
>pumping money into a cause where death is eminent
>better
sounds wasteful to me

We have a mass amount of local frozen pizzas so much so that the major chains are further down the isle. Dogtown hits hard.

>>21460326 (OP)
You posted the best one. Why even make the thread?

>>21460326 (OP)
For me it's Home Run Inn.

For me it’s this

>>21460326 (OP)
what a coincidence... im eating pic rel right now
tried it for the first time and its not bad. i like the buttered crust

>>21460392
They used to be a serious contender..... but the plastic-lined baking tray was always a concern, and now there are numerous reports of declining quality since they got popular.

>>21460326 (OP)
The packets are a nice touch.

>>21460506
Rao's jar of sauce, for which they're probably most famous, is lame. Far too expensive, and absolutely nothing special. I haven't tried their pizza, but it's no surprise that it's bullshit, too.

>>21460326 (OP)
They stopped selling this at stores near me for some reason. Haven't seen it since like at least 2020

>>21462104
They discontinued it in the retarded parts of the country.

>>21461998
>>21460392
Motor city few years ago used to have a nice crispy brown cheese crust on the sides. But now there's not enough cheese to have anything on the crust.

The Walmart Deli Pizzas (Marketside?) are fucking awesome for the price/quality ratio.

>>21461998
I get them semi-regularly from costco and I haven't noticed.

>>21462087
The thing about Rao's is it's only worth buying the twin pack jars from costco who sell them for $12 and sometimes $9 on sale. Everything else they make is fine but overpriced.

These are not good by typical metrics but nostalgic for me. Once in a while when I'm alone in a hotel room for work or something like that I'll get one.

>>21460392
they fell way off

>>21460506
raos and sicilian are equally dogshit
the best is home run inn

if anyone wants an easy way to be calorie-conscious and still eat frozen pizza with reasonable macros, get the digornio ultra thin crust carnivore pizza and eat half. 570cal and around 30g protein. top with with a little drizzle of hot honey and it's really good for around 600cal

whatever has thick crust and sells for 5 dollars at my grocery store

>>21460326 (OP)
you posted it OP.

>>21460326 (OP)
Red Baron brick oven

>>21461873
>>21462594
Homerun inns sauce is terrible, fool me twice, never getting that one again

>>21460326 (OP)
tombstone is the best

>>21461762
Hello fellow stl bro

>>21460326 (OP)
Accept no substitute.

>>21460502
I'm 5'10" and 150 lbs, but I came here to see what all the fatasses like. Back when I ate frozen pizza, I liked picrel when I lived in 'sconsin.

>>21460867
Literally everything under the Newmans own label sucks complete ass. I never understood the obsession with this brand

>>21460326 (OP)
The $4 ones from Kroger are pretty good honestly.

I was shocked to find something this good at Walmart of all places.

>>21460326 (OP)
I don't know but this is the only one I buy considering I would rather buy a deli pizza or a freshly baked pizza if I'm spending significantly more.

Tombstone, it's 5 bucks and its the only frozen pizza that doesn't suck

>>21465654
It's definitely the best value by far but objectively best tastewise? Nah...

>>21461963
This but the white spinach + formaggi
Also:
Italpizza Rustica
Di Fara
Wal-Mart's BetterGoods brand pizzas (white mushroom is great)

I feel like every single frozen pizza has cut too many corners and they're all just complete ass compared to a decade ago.
I barely eat anymore bros I hate cooking and frozen food quality is just plummeting.
I'm so hungry.

This are pretty good. Sauce is a bit sweet but the thin crust is nice and they have good pepperoni. Tend to go on sale for around $4 so decent price.

>>21460326 (OP)
Best frozen pizza is the pizza I make at home, on the grill, finish in the oven, then freeze what's left wrapped up nice and tight. Pull that out, thaw, toaster oven (or air fryer) reheat. Fucking cash I tell you.

>>21460882
awesome quality for a cheap price is somehow wrong???

let me guess, you'd buy a bag of dog crap if it was expensive enough, right?

>>21460338
Red baron is still my favorite, and Tonys is pretty good for the price. When I was younger red Baron was notably more expensive, but then they suddenly dropped the price and for a few years were still much better than anything else, before reducing their quality to match the reduced price.

>>21460867
>15oz
>>21460956
>21oz, mostly crust
>>21461762
>lol 10oz
>>21461963
>13oz
>>21462182
>14oz
the absolute state

bettergoods pizzas rule.

>>21466233
is a pound of fat and carbs not enough for you, my man? how fucking fat are you

eating frozen pizza is like the rednecks from Tex-ass wearing a belt-buckle
>tombstone for your dick

>>21466233
the absolute state of your adiposity yeah

>>21460392
KWAB