>instead of a muffin lets use pancakes
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

>>21461661 (OP)
What exactly is a girdle?

>>21461661 (OP)
it's subbing one pastry for another, what's the big deal exactly?

>>21461661 (OP)
McGriddle is McGross, but my mom used to put 2 fried eggs in between pancakes decades before the McGriddle. I made it this morning for breakfast. I love my mom.

>>21461661 (OP)
I love it

salty AND sweet?!?!
OH MY GOD DO THEY REALLY

>>21461661 (OP)
this slop is for fatasses only

>>21461661 (OP)
Never ordered a McGriddle in my life, but one time I was going through the drive through to get my egg mcmuffin and coffee, and they gave me two mcgriddles with extra butter. They tasted like dry ass and I shat so much afterwards my ass was bleeding.

>>21461661 (OP)
I'm sure you would have had absolutely 0 opinions on this if [insert influencer here] didn't bitch about it on twitter, you fuckmonkey.

>>21461712
>I shat so much afterwards my ass was bleeding.
this is not a normal response to eating any fast food

anyone who says shit like this is easily written off as either a liar or someone who is profoundly fucked up

>>21461717
When I was a teenager I probably would've said the same thing. After I turned 30, a really unhealthy meal could fuck my guts up for a whole day. Enjoy your youth while you can.

>>21461717
>this is not a normal response to eating any fast food
I use wet wipes, and if I take more than 3 shits that necessitate wiping my ass multiple times I bleed. Not like, dripping blood into the bowl bad, but my ass hurts for the rest of the day and I get bloodstains in my underwear.

Sausage and pancakes with maple syrup are a great combo. If you don't like that you're wrong and would not like the McGriddle.

>>21461661 (OP)
Hey retard, there is the Egg mcMUFFIN, and the other shit. Now stop bitching about how they don't use muffins, you fucking RETARD.

>not cooking and eating your own food
Good goy, good. No reason for you to buy and prepare your own meals, goy. No reason at all!

>>21461720
Im almost 40 and can eat unhealthy meals regularly without shitting out blood or having diarrhoea. Theres something seriously wrong with you anon.

>>21461761
No, diarrhea is a natural reaction to the body being fed toxic ingredients like seed oils, preservatives and gums. If your body doesn't recognise poison, there is something wrong with YOU.

>>21461717
my ass has been bleeding for years. it's roids though.

>>21461796
>No, diarrhea is a natural reaction to the body being fed toxic ingredients like seed oils, preservatives and gums. If your body doesn't recognise poison, there is something wrong with YOU.
Yeah, you DENSE CUNT.
If your body doesn't violently reject things like carbs, fats, and proteins, you are the one with the genetic defect, not me.

>>21461804
I imagine when all you eat is fast food, your body becomes acclimatised to it. I feel bad for you, you're probably the living embodiment of the amerimutt meme.

I eat a diet of wholesome, homemade food. That's why my gut microbiome isn't used to that slop.

>>21461810
>I eat a diet of wholesome, homemade food. That's why my gut microbiome isn't used to that slop.
If that's what fills you with pride and happiness, go for it. Most people don't eat food outside of what they are comfortable with ANYWAY, so your comment is just about as meaningful and meaningless as everyone else's meaningless comments.

>its normal to bleed blood
The absolute state of this board lmao

>>21461830
It's not that you bleed blood. It's that the unhealthy food gives you diarrhea which causes you to have to shit multiple times over the course of a few hours. By the end your butthole is raw from being wiped too much, so it starts to bleed.

>>21461836
What makes it unhealthy?
>it has lots of fat and sugar
So would a custard dessert you'd make at home, does that make your ass bleed like a raped faggot?
>well it's the kind of oil they use
So if you were to make a vegetable saute using canola oil, you'd be shitting blood like a tranny on the rag?
>actually I meant to say that they use low quality ingredients
So if you were in poverty mode and eating Vienna sausages from a can, you'd be freebleeding like a rebellious teenage girl right out of your shit chute?

You have a severe physical illness and it's giving you a mental illness. Seek help.

>>21461846
Lmao, this is hilarious. I literally bleed from my backend about once every 6 months, usually when I'm drunk and decide to pig out on fried chicken and ice cream.

But sure, go ahead and diagnose me with "severe physical illness and mental illness" based on a few short posts.

>feeling euphoric for shitting blood
ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

>>21461661 (OP)
It's not very popular compared to the regular sandwiches. Some people don't think mcds puts enough sugar in their food already and want more. that's all

thanks to this thread I literally just had Mackdonnough's delivered to my house and they LITERALLY JUST started offering mack riddles for the first time here. I've never had one before, tucking in now with report back

>>21461855
Says the retard not getting rid of the bad blood in his body. If you don't shit out your bad blood on a semi-regular basis it gets reabsorbed back into your body. Maybe think about what your posting next time before you make a fool of yourself sonny.

>>21461861
wait, I've been drinking my semiannual anal blood. am I supposed to be disposing of it?

>>21461867
By the way retard, I've literally been to a doctor about it, described the symptoms exactly, and he said it's nothing to worry about. Because doctors actually know more than you, fuckwit.

>>21461870
I was just confirming whether or not I should consume or dispose of my rectal bleed. I have not made any other posts and I'm not the anon you're arguing with