What do you get from the cheap pizza joint?

>>21461877 (OP)
quick sloppy from the lizard out front

>>21461877 (OP)
>What do you get from the cheap pizza joint?
The Hot n Ready.

>>21461877 (OP)
The money in the register. And a 40 if they have em
Bix nood.

>>21461934
I'm not Black, but if I was, I would demand a pizza as reparations, because Italians are white and as I learned in my mandatory DEI classes, all people with pale skin colors are inherently racist.

>>21461877 (OP)
your mom on her knees

>>21461941
gay sober posting is the worst

>>21461941
Antisemite. You'll be hearing from the adl. Didn't you take Holocaust education in school?

>>21461949
>Antisemite. You'll be hearing from the adl. Didn't you take Holocaust education in school?
I'm literally a Jew.

>>21461956
my condolences

The best thing about being Jewish is knowing that the rules are optional. For example, my mother is genetically Jewish, but I like to eat bacon with breakfast. It's okay, because I go to a Roman Catholic church on occasion just to confess my sins and bribe the priest so that I can get into Heaven.

>>21461968
>I go to a Roman Catholic church on occasion just to blow the priest so that I can get into Heaven
ftfy

>>21461956
A Jew going to a pizza shop? But like a mouse going to a mouse trap ain't it? Whatevs, saves me the trip. Into the oven you go

>>21461987
>A Jew going to a pizza shop?
Portnoy goes there all the time you stupid fuck.

>>21461992
>Portnoy goes there all the time you stupid fuck.
Why does everyone have to be such a dense cunt?
Kekalekakek!

>>21461992
I know, he has done great work in promoting the shouting of "fuck the Jews" campaign