Thread 21462058

for me, it's Landshark, the best beer

>>21462058 (OP)
good for you, im gonna be drinking 4 natty daddies for every 1 glass of your landshart beer cause im a miser with my money and cheap beer is one of my vices

>>21462071
>"Natty Daddy is best enjoyed as close to freezing as possible"

kek must be shit

>>21462058 (OP)
where's the ice?

>>21462156
hopefully arresting illegals

>>21462156
in the icebox, silly!

>>21462159
no that ice.

>>21462058 (OP)
It's an even cheaper Corona knockoff sold at Jimmy Buffet's restaurant franchises for impotent boomers with absolutely no sense of self awareness. Most Landshark is used to chase Viagra, and it's the official beer of your sexually unsatisfied obese grandmother who keeps offering shoulder massages to your black friends.

>>21462174
bro..you need mental help..wtf

>>21462170
...why? I can kinda-not-really understand ice in wine, but why beer?

>>21462227

This city is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

>>21462174
>your horny grandmother --- offering massages to your black friends
HAHAHAHA, wtf fucking KEK!

>>21462174
This is actually a real thing I witnessed my friends mom try this at a birthday party for his fiancé a couple weeks ago shits wild

>>21462232
Why not? Ice in cider is actually the optimal way to enjoy cider

>>21462334
Bri'ish or American Cider? I just figured ice would just dilute beer even more, and you could just chill your mugs if you want a cold, crispy drink

>>21462058 (OP)
For me it's Lagunitas, the beer that's still good enough to remind me of where I grew up but just like that place it has definitely declined.

>>21462364
Lil Sumpin is pretty dank, like to get that when I wanna treat myself, though more partial towards Bodington's Pub Ale

>>21462232
keeps it cold, makes it taste so much better.

>>21462346
chilled mugs don't stay cold.

>>21462174
kys cuck

>>21462058 (OP)
I really wish I could enjoy beer but every time I drink it I feel dizzy then feel sick the next day

>>21465004
Stop doing that

>>21463268
then get another one that's chilled
>imagine not dedicating some freezer space for backup chilled mugs

>>21462334
Ice in cider? I hardly know her!

if that's the only "craft beer" on the menu ill just get a high life

>>21462174
>Black friends

Anon I...

>>21462058 (OP)
Superior shark coming through. Too bad it's so difficult to get.

>>21462232
i never tried it

>>21462058 (OP)
for me its diebels alt, the best beer

>>21462232
It’s a big thing in parts of SE Asia. If it’s machine made ice, and the beer is already cold, it’s pretty refreshing and doesn’t water it down too much unless you nurse it.