Is it considered acceptable to eat a whole pizza by yourself in one sitting or are you supposed to eat like 1 or 2 slices then put the pizza away for later? Or is it only something you should eat with multiple people?

>>21462192 (OP)
Fuck off with these ultra-low effect screencap/facebook tier threads.

>>21462197
Excuse me?

>>21462192 (OP)
What's the point of your question. You are asking permission to eat food. The purpose of food is to eat it. You are acting self-conscious and no one is necessarily watching you eat to begin with?
You sound like you are female or an illegal immigrant, asking such a retarded question motivated by unnecessary vanity. Which are you?

>>21462201
I'll translate for you: Fuck off

>>21462192 (OP)

>>21462197
what the smurf?

>>21462213
thanks. op is a fag.

>>21462192 (OP)
Depends on your relationship to food. Back in my excessive lardass days I'd often eat entire pizzas to myself. Now I try not to eat that kind of thing at all, but would stop at 2-3 slices. Eat a big salad first and then have pizza. Something like that.
The problem with ordering a whole pizza if you're alone is the temptation to keep eating it. Again, if you have a normal relationship with food it's not a problem. You order a pizza, eat until you're full and save the other 2/3 or more for other meals. Some restaurants the pizzas are really thin and intended for one person. Lots of variables.

>>21462206
I just don't want to do anything embarrassing or possibly illegal

>>21462256
This makes sense, thanks.

Another question, if I order 2 pizzas because I want 2 different toppings can I eat 2 slices of each pizza or can I only eat 1 slice of each then I have to put it in the fridge for later?
When is it acceptable to resume consumption of the pizzas? Is 4 hours long enough?

Any pie bigger than 12 inches (~30cm) in diameter is going to be at least 1000 calories. You're likely a fat shit if you finish the whole thing in one sitting. Most of the calories are in the crust and cheese especially if the crust is coated in olive or seed oil. I think pizza hut does seed oil coating.

How’s this a challenge? When I was a student, I frequently ate a whole frozen pizza as single meal of the day, in one sitting

>>21462272
just get a 2 topping pizza then.

>>21462322
a normal large pizza from any chain is going to be about 2000-2300 calories

Just post fucking moviebob and be done with it

>>21462197
They'd stop doing them if you stopped getting pissed and replying. You're blaming the roaches for your kitchen being dirty.

>>21462382
This thread was created before Moot went to Mexico

>>21462347
But then I'm only getting half of each pizza

>>21462537
2 toppings on each side means you get 4 toppings on one pizza. little caesars is doing a fantastic 4 promotion where you get four different types of pizza in one. I wish this was standard. it's the same as 2 toppings on each half, just rotate it 90 degrees and you get 4 different combos

>>21462561
food hack: order 4 of these and combine them into 4 single topping pizzas
you can thank me later :)

>>21462645
actually you'd have one with no toppings, one with one topping, and two with two toppings

>>21462192 (OP)
a Dominoes large (ie: medium compared to everywhere else) lasts 2 full stuffed meals. If you're a poorfag you can still get a $5 Dominoes and make it last 3 meals.

I'll eat a whole pizza then feel like shit and purge myself
I have a mental illness :(

>>21463048
based

>>21462645
>food hack
Back you go.

>>21462192 (OP)
i'll take that action. lets do this

>>21462192 (OP)
Nigga I eat it in half an hour for ten bucks and a free drink.

>>21462192 (OP)
1-2 slices are normal. 3-4 if you're a glutton. 5+ and you're beyond all hope. Leftover pizza sucks, and any claim to the contrary is poor people cope. American style pizza is either designed to be ordered by the slice in a busy city, like where it was invented, so that it's always fresh. Or to be shared with a family or group, hence the term pizza party.

>>21463088
>nigga
Ultra cringe

>>21462272
why the fuck do you need to ask permission to eat some pizza? how fucking retarded are you?

>>21462192 (OP)
Pizzas are generally sold in Small, Medium, and Large sizes. Smalls are about a foot (12") in diameter, with larges being in the 16-20" range depending on who makes them. You can get a smaller "personal" pizza in the freezer section that is about 6" in diameter. This would apply to any flatbread style or french bread pizza of similar area.

Anything small and below is easily eaten in one sitting. The personal size is better if you want to maintain weight, while the small is for more active people.

When eating mediums or larges, you are supposed to only eat part of it. Maybe a slice or two, and that should be a meal. Depending on the style, 3-4 might be ok if they only ordered cheese or some shit. For parties it's best to take 1 or 2 slices until everyone is served, then come back for seconds to clean up food waste. If there is cake or other food, pick slice amount per desire.

And of course there are "party" pizzas, these are huge ass pies that get cut into many squares. You definitely SHOULD eat these with many people. There are some pizza places that do these, but not all.

>>21462192 (OP)
I had Digorno the other day. I ate half of it with no problem but probably could have eaten it all.
Maybe they're smaller at 22oz, but I was doing some work and was hungry though.

>>21463048
>enjoy a whole delicious pizza
>gain minimal calories and don't die of a heart attack
The Romans had the right idea all along

why are like half the threads in the catalog about pizza?and not even "am cooking pizza" type threads

Yeah, eating a whole pizza in one sitting is generally fat fuck behavior. It's ok to same some for tomorrow fatty, nobody is gonna come and take it away from you.

I'm not fat at all but when I get a pizza I'm eating the whole pizza. If I make burgers I'm eating 2. It just feels right. I generally eat pretty healthy so I'm not worried about it. I'd recommend doing the same, if you eat well most of the time you can pig with far fewer short and long term consequences.

>>21462261
but you already have.

>>21462213
huh

>>21464100
it is the most widely enjoyed meal ever

>>21462192 (OP)
Of course

what's with these very easy challenge pictures might as well say drink this bottle of water make a million!

>>21469663
Don't think I could do it honestly