i hate mushrooms because mushrooms taste like cum. doesn't matter what kind of mushroom it is. they're all just different varieties of chewy cum, and every single person who doesn't hate mushrooms is a faggot

>>21463097
>search your feelings
>you know it to be true

>>21463095 (OP)
why do you know what cum tastes like?

>>21463102
isn't it obvious?

>>21463103
you're a homo?

>>21463095 (OP)
they always smell like cum to me but never taste like it

>>21463105
no, faggot, i can just imagine what cum tastes like because i know what it smells like

>>21463108
You smell your cum?

>>21463115
OCD

guys can we please stop talking about cum? the topic of this thread is MUSHROOMS. this is /ck/, not /cum/, for fuck's sake

>>21463124
>she doesn't know

>>21463128
i don't know WHAT?

>>21463124
Nice Facebook frog, retard.

>>21463152
you wish you had my fucking frogs, faggot

>>21463095 (OP)
>admitting to being a cum snorter
lmao

>>21463165
i'm not snorting my cum, you cocksucker, it's just that after i jack off my brain is like "smell your hand bro" so i gotsta

>tastelet frog poster is a cum connoisseur
to nobody's surprise

>>21463095 (OP)
>frog poster doesn't know the first thing about mushrooms
>is mostly familiar with the smell of spilled semen

Alas

>>21463171
don't act like you aren't you ball licker