For me, it's americano.

>>21463242 (OP)
shut the frick up

>>21463242 (OP)
For me, it’s not being a newfag and knowing how to search the catalog.

>>21463274
No one asked.

>>21463242 (OP)
For me, it's some sweet piece of shit white chocolate caramel peppermint frappuccino that contains no actual coffee

>>21463284
Doesn't matter I told you little man.

>>21463274
>>>/wsg/5921481

>>21463286
Hey, that's cool, but do you really need to use cusswords so fraglantly like that?

>>21463242 (OP)
i too dislike coffee so i water it down
the weaker the better

I too enjoy a good hot cup of coffee at work. Cheers lads

>>21463242 (OP)
thats not an americano thougheverbeit

what's the difference betwixt an Americano and a Long Black

>>21464935
Long Black is what the americANO craves

>>21463242 (OP)
That's a fucking long black mate

>>21464935
Order of operation
Long black is double shot into hot water retaining the crema
Americano is hot water into the coffee mixing the crema in.

>>21464932
It is actually. I was gonna take a jab at it too but I looked up the menu it came from and it is an Americano. The extra foam threw me off.

>>21465628
They offer a proper long.

>>21463242 (OP)
These are the best fucking cups ever for coffee. Legit the GOAT. Don't ever fucking drop one, though.

>>21463336
>Espresso diluted with milk :oooo
>Espresso diluted with water >:(

>>21465116
hhhhuh. I always assume the crema would just float and end up on top either way, but I guess this is not the case. probably why a long black always has a certain je ne sais quoi

>>21465892
I can assure you nobody thinks youre a stinky faggot for disliking coffee.

>>21465901
I can assure you everyone thinks you're a stinky faggot for being a stinky faggot

>>21465116
Apparently Greg souders went ballistic on a barista in Austin for putting the water and coffee in the wrong order and it COMPLETELY CHANGES THE FUCKING FLAVOR PROFILE!

>>21466023
I don't know that is but frankly I don't even want to Bing or Yahoo! his name because I don't want to invest any such activity in terrible people. But he's clearly some sort of terrible person.

>>21463242 (OP)
>gf switched out the 100% arabica whole bean blend for a robusto/arabica blend without me knowing
>the only time I've actually had robusto is in a vietnamese coffee which was basically liquid flan
>wonder why my grinder smelled like sour armpits
>pull a shot and take a sip, nearly puke

how do people put up with this? It was a "gourmet" brand, very expensive, so now we have to drink all of it.

I'm wary of ordering an americano as I expect that jumbo africano ejaculate will have been added to it

>coffee
CALIFORNIA PSA, CEASE COFFEE AT ONCE

>>21467901
Americano, blue jeans and chinos, you can be what you wanna be. Isn't it?

>>21463242 (OP)
>Be Italian Barista during WW2
>American GIs start arriving from the south
>They complain your Coffee is too strong
>Decide to fuck with them by simply diluding it with hot water because they are too retarded from lead poisoning to simply pour milk into the fucking thing
>Years later Schlomo Shekelstein realizes a generation of good goys will pay premium money for Coffee that is diluted with 50% hot tapwater and they will willingly pay for this privilege

Do Burgerclaps really

I used to drink a lot of coffee. But for some reason, 2 years ago I started getting serious anxiety attacks when consuming more than a cup a day.

I fucking hate this shit. I love coffee and can't drink as I used to...

>>21467906
Such is life for the lardgolem.

>>21467928
if only there was some sort of decaffeinated coffee

>>21467904
>This product contains cancer known to the state of chemicals to cause California

>>21463242 (OP)
For me it’s the canadianono

>>21468116
Canada isn’t real, just like narwhals.