Cheeky Chippy Tea at the seaside in this heatwave

Chunky brown chips and the fish was perfect 9/10

>>21463505 (OP)
alright rMark lid

>>21463505 (OP)
piece of shit bitch bloody basterd benchod

>>21463505 (OP)
Small piece of fish. If all of tagt cost more than 6 quid, you got fucked. Also, ketchup: you're a cunt.

>>21463505 (OP)
Even most Americans think ketchup on fried fish is for toddlers. I thought they could report you from Bongistan for that?

>>21463505 (OP)
Ketchup? You’re a retarded tourist. Get a wedge of lemon next time, dolt.

>>21463814
Lemon? From a chippy? Are you a fucking batty boy?

Ketchup is fine on chippy tea, no idea why Amerisharts think it wouldn't be

>>21463821
If your shitty little chippy doesn’t offer lemon, do yourself a favour and get one from the shops. Fish and chips does not need american tomato sauce, it just needs lemon.

>>21463830
Fish and chip restaurant you might get a wedge of lemon, but I have never seen it from a chip shop.

You're a fucking mentalist

>>21463823
Fock off, twat. Nobody has ketchup on their fish, little shitweasel

>>21463844
Cunt, you're a fucking spastic for thinking that red sauce is the done thing on fish and chips. Never seen that in my life and I'd wet you up if I did

>>21463849
>shitweasel

What next, wankpuffin? Cockwomble? Twat

>>21463844
Mate thats vile. I wouldn’t even put ketchup on pastries. Not enough vinegar in it.

>>21463857
You're the little poof putting ketchup on their fish like a tranny child. Have a fucking word with yourself you fucking shambles.

>>21463877
>ketchup on pastries
I'm sorry what. What pastries would you even conceive of putting ketchup on?

That's weird. Putting ketchup of fish and chips isn't

>>21463883
That's it. Give me your postcode and I'm coming round to bum your tart's head in

>>21463885
You wouldn't do shit. I reckon you're lower Pennines. Giving it big balls crew, but really full of piss and wind. Nobody with any self respect would be putting ketchup anywhere, you nancy

>>21463505 (OP)
Fish is so fucking gross and if you like it you don't belong in this board.

>>21463909
I can readily imagine that you're "bi-curious" and "non-binary" but nobody really needs to read your noodle-armed, broccoli-headed angst. This isn't a hugbox, you're fucking buckwheat.

>>21463935
Imagine getting upset because someone made fun of your fagfood, fagdude.

>>21463823
UK obsessed with others while they should be looking to their own business as usual (selling their daughters to muzzy rape gangs)

>>21463936
I'm right though, aren't I? You're effeminate, have no real aim in life? You'd be destitute were it not for the good grace of your (ashamed) parents? You vape? Have a cuck fetish?

>>21463961
Is the thought of me being effeminate turning you on fishguy? You gotta stop eating fish, the mercury to your brain has already turned you into a didn't faggot.

I think it looks good

> the average person in current year is such a seething faggot that they immediately devolve into aspergic shit-flinging in a fish and chip thread

The absolute state of the modern human. Just kill yourselves already you miserable niggers. Also, british 'people' on the internet always act really hard, this is because the average british person is a puff-chest coon who thinks he's big and tough. If you're all so tough, why did you allow your country to be run into the ground? The french have more balls than all of you bitter little yapping dogs. Pathetic chavvy population.
> its jus a bit of fookin banter innit lad just a fookin bit o banter-
Die. I detest this country.

>>21463505 (OP)
Why don't Brits use hot sauce? Ketchup is dogshit. Why can't you stupid Brits handle some heat? God I hate you so much

>>21464238
>starts post decrying posters immediately devolving into aspergic shit-flinging
>immediately devolves into aspergic shit-flinging

>>21463505 (OP)
>Tomato ketchup
Picrel
>>21463821
>>21463844
Slices of lemon are definitely a thing at fish and chip shops here in Australia

>>21464461
Yeah I always get a lemond with my fishenchep, and also usually there's tartare sauce on offer.

>>21464468
>and also usually there's tartare sauce on offer.
Wow.
It must be really classy, imagine having tartar sauce on offer?

hah
what a fun thread to read

>>21464620
tardah sauce isn't really a big thing in Australia, you just don't really see it much but any decent fish & chip shop will in fact, ingratiate you with tartare sauce.

>>21464646
I was being a bit sarcastic to be honest.
It's available here in Bongland too but like the lemon slice, it's more of a restaurant meal thing.
I prefer a curry sauce for dipping my chips in but I'm not onboard with the ketchup over everything.

>>21463505 (OP)
>shitty fish and toddler fries
Is this the best food britbongistan has to offer?

>>21464689
Listen, you're boring. You're stupid and wooden. I've read many of your asinine, angsty anger posts. They're shit. You're shit. You're a fucking cunt, mix up your repertoire or just don't post. You're like a moribund bot, I get what your one track tiny mind is focused on and I'm sure we all do. I'd ask you to do better but you're clearly in the middle two digit range

>>21464697
If I was stupid and boring with nothing better to contribute to this board I would be posting britbong "food"

>>21464708
You've just proven yourself wrong, little guy. It's embarrassing

>>21464708
NTA
But your posts ARE predictable and boring.
I think a lot of anons have noticed your rabid obsession with the Brits.
You even post the same comments on food that isn't british but blame the bongs anyway.
You obviously have an issue with the brits but you are getting rather tiresome.

>>21464715
>he thinks there's only one person in the world who dislikes bong slop
Take your meds lmao

>>21464756
>doesn't realise she can be identified through sylometry
As I said, you're thick as shit

>>21464646
>>21464461
>>21463823
For me, it's chipotle aioli.

>>21464810
that too sounds good. i could be in the mood for all these things even tomato ketchup, depending on the day

>>21464803
>she
You couldn't even get that right and you're claiming to be able to tell through "sylometry" who is posting. Maybe if your diet didn't consist of dog sloppa you wouldn't be so mentally ill to think you can read behind the words of a random post.

>>21464865
Whoops, a "t" was missed out. I'm ashamed.

>>21463505 (OP)
>Chippy Tea
you guys sound like fuckin retards

>>21463954
>light banter about fish and chips
>I HOPE YOUR CHILDREN GET RAPED
huh?