ITT tasty pizzas that Italians would not approva

>>21463720
I so wished they sold this in my country. Have you tried it? Is it good?

Probably my pizza.

>>21463730
You should try pizza with bbq sauce, jalapeno and pineapple. Perfect combination of hot, sweet and savory.

Pineapple, jalepeño, and onion. you need nothing else.

>>21463735
That sounds gross 2bh. I don't even put sugar in my tomato sauce. Can't stand sweet pizza.

>>21463554 (OP)
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>>21463738
these look like shit
>>21463730
why would italians not accept this salame pizza with olives and jalapeno?

>>21463767
No one is going to approva that

>>21464061
It’s surprisingly good.
Not in the “this is quality shit way” but in the
“I’m stoned and drunk and haven’t eaten in two days because my food stamps ran out but I scrounged up couch quarters and oh my god this is divine” kind of way

Beto’s Pizza, Pittsburgh.

>>21463738
Holy thick boy

>>21464093
what funny is when I make pizza this way it *looks* thick, but the middle of it is paper thin. the crust edges just puff up nicely (and probably this one was an early one when I was still shaping too much dough to the edges.

>>21463554 (OP)
Are we all still pretending to hate this?
It’s my favorite.

>>21464248
ham on pizza is still absolutely horrendous, yes

Gorgonzola, pear and chocolate

>>21464263
lose the poisonous gold and we'll talk

my local 'za shop has a BLT pizza I enjoy a lot

>>21464263
You lost me at chocolate. I make mine with white pizza sauce, blue cheese, shredded mozzarella, pears, walnuts, rucola and honey. It's amazing

>>21464278
>AI slop
please stop.

>>21463554 (OP)
My East Texas grandmother used to make for me a "pizza" casserole in a rectangular Pyrex dish, with pioneer biscuit base, tomato sauce, velveeta, sausage and onion. It was good, but it definitely wasn't what I would call "pizza"

>>21463730
YUMMMM i love that pizza

it*li*ns are literally not human

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>>21463738
looks fantastic but needs hot sausage.
>>21464248
hawaiian pizza was always good. I never failed to reject the psyop. were we low on pineapple globally or what was the meme here?

I don't care if Italians woukd like it, I do

>>21464090
I'd eat it

Last pidzer I made

>>21464920
pretty good, would

>>21464248
it's awesome. people just follow the meme "pineapple on pizza = bad" but they just haven't tried it.

>>21464608
Animals died and were raped for this

“””Hawaiian””” pizza absolutely fucking sucks, but pineapple and pork on pizza is a winning combo.

White pizza, shredded pork, SMALL PIECES of pineapple, and jalapeños. The pineapples/pork/jalapenos need to cook and char a bit, you can’t just slap that shit on after it’s done cooking.

>>21463554 (OP)
hear me, sweden, for i come not with peace but with the bitter truth, soaked in gravy and flaming with wrath - for god has forsaken thee.
once, thou wert his chosen child, suckling on the sacred teat of kjötbullar med mos, thy soul nourished by the holy trinity: meat, mash, and lingonberry. but now... now thou hath fallen.
banana... on pizza? banana??! the fruit of eden defiled and baked into the oven of satan himself! and kebab? thou hast traded thy birthright for a wrap of foreign flesh drowned in white sauce!
repent! tear off thy banana slices! cast down thy garlic dressings! do not look to rome, or constantinople, or gothenburg! for the lord’s kitchen is silent, and his fridge is empty.
he hath packed his bags, boarded the night train to denmark, and he shall not return until the dough is cleansed and the sauce made righteous once more.
sweden, thou art lost.
but still i scream into the void, at 3am outside kebab 2000: return to the meatball, o ye bastards. return... or perish in banana-scented flame.

>>21464995
holy shit... i think you need to go back

>>21463720
you can just order one online with fast shipping? where do you live? africa?

>>21464996
back to where anon? frenschan is closed and soijak is way to slow kys faggot

>>21464998
The worst thing about that pizza is that someone snagged the floor of the oven when they were putting it in.

>>21463554 (OP)
Pretty sure they'd hate anything from Happy Joe's.

>>21465227
looking at that pizza actually made me feel sad

>>21464996
BACK TO THE FUTURE!

>>21465227
this actually looks good mate

>>21465285
today is opposite day isn't it?

>>21465320
No

>>21464939
I try it every time someone orders it and it's always shit to subpar. Pineapple is too sweet and too juicy. The reason I keep trying it is because I think it could be good if it's balanced just right, but it's always overwhelingly sweet. I don't hate that it exists, but I'm thoroughly bewildered by it being a staple.

>>21464995
Well i liked it.

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>>21463762
I dunno I thought they only like Neapolitan burnt crust type pizza. And they hate pepperoni.

>>21463730
>pepperoni, jalapeno, black olive

my brother. This is my go-to pizza.

>>21464263
Could be good, certainly unconventional.
But not coring the pears is the real travesty in this image

>>21464070
everything tastes better when hungry
everything tastes better when drunk
everything tastes better when high
everything tastes better when all three
fucking dumbass

>>21465380
It needs to be cooked. Cooked pineapple has a much more complex flavor than just the pure sweetness you get with uncooked pineapple. I mean, tacos al pastor are fucking amazing.

>>21463720
I like baked beans, but that's fucked