>>21463711 (OP)>another indian threadright, ive ad enough of it now. every time i turn on me computer, some swarthy dothead from delhi or bangalore’s piping up, slaggin off british food like we’re out ere gnawin on cold beans straight from tin like gremlins. "boiled food" they say. "no spice," they cry. listen pal, we fought and conquered half the planet and built sunday roast, full english, pie and mash, and chip butties. dont act like that’s not culinary warfare in its own right. weve got 47 types of crisps, three kinds of gravy, and the technology to put chips in anythin. between bread, in a naan, or straight in the coat pocket for later. you lot took our railways, we took your curry. call it even you fucking melt. but say owt bad about shepherds pie again and i swear ill launch a frozen yorkshire pud at your head faster than you can say tikka masala, which, by the way, we invented. jog on lad ye absolute wasteman. cheers.
