someone explain to me the fucking point of poppy seeds

>>21463778 (OP)
Texture, flavor, and visual appeal.

Whats the fucking point of this thread?

>>21463778 (OP)
>someone explain to me the fucking point of (you)

>>21463778 (OP)
Plausible deniability when you need a few extra days to study for a drug test.

>>21463781
Texture, flavor, and visual appeal.

Personally, I call them poopy seeds. They stimulate my imagination.

>>21463799
what does the thread taste like

>>21463778 (OP)
No real point in terms of taste on bagels.
If you want to really see what poppy seeds can be, see pic related.

>>21463778 (OP)
It’s so you have an excuse when you fail a drug test

>>21463778 (OP)
To make a huge mess first thing in the morning when you're having breakfast.

>>21464716
Haha

>>21463778 (OP)
To make a mess everywhere

>>21463778 (OP)
>whats the point of poppy seeds HMMMM??
>whats the point of coffee when you could just take caffine pills, its so much more efficient!
>whats the point of paprika??
>whats the point of beer? just drink liquor if you want alcohol!
>whats the point of hooters? why not a strip club? nobody wants just wants chicken wings! you could just eat them at home and jerk off to big tit porn!
>why do they brush the crust with egg? did you know its not actually for taste??

Its not even the fun type of autism, its the annoying kind that just lets us know you werent bullied enough as a kid.

>>21463778 (OP)
>he fucking point of poppy seeds
I understand you completely, 0 point

>>21464005
Based cozonac enjoyer

>>21463778 (OP)
i like the texture
i like the taste
i like the mess
i like the look
i like the mess
i like the mess
fucks up my drug tests

>>21464005
i can taste the poppy seeds on a bagel

it annoys me when people use seeds as decoration and you can't even taste them.
like sesame seeds on burger buns. I don't think they are even toasted. I never noticed any taste from them.

but in other places they use many seeds and it tastes really good. my favorite is romanian covrigi. they have sesame, poppy, and sunflower seed versions covered entirely in seeds. I don't think the greek and turkish versions are as good

>>21463778 (OP)
If you use enough poppy seeds you can catch a mild opiate buzz. It's not a joke you can actually get high from poppy seeds. Poppy seeds can fuck you up.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE

>>21464005

>>21463778 (OP)
You plant the puppy seeds in the ground and water gently and that's how you grow a puppy.

>>21463858
cheese with a hint of vanilla

>>21463778 (OP)
Fuel the Jewish opioid trade