I think I want to get into drinking coconut water. What does /ck/ think? What should I get/avoid?

>>21464663 (OP)
Just drink beer; less gay.

>>21464663 (OP)
coconut water that's not fresh from a coconut is RANCID fuckin disgustin
tastes and smells like actual shit

Maui&sons

I tried a few brands and I thought Harmless Harvest was the best tasting plus it has no added sugar. I get them at Costco.

>>21464694
It is the best but stupid expensive.

>>21464663 (OP)
>I think I want to get into drinking coconut water.
Just drink it you fucking faggot.
There's nothing to "get into". Just pop the cock out of your mouth and drink the fuckin coconut juice

You know the water is the endoSPERM right?

>>21464663 (OP)
Harmless Harvest is super expensive and mediocre. Honestly I like the Goya cans with the pulp once you chill them.

>>21465897
Well it's CocoNUT afterall.

i got C2O, how did I do?

>>21466519
You did okay. Coaqua is my absolute favorite. I recently found the once upon a coconut cans at grocery outlet for 1 dollad each. They are quite good and really nice caffeine in the morning. Id recommend them.

>>21464663 (OP)
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A Man Drank Expired Coconut Water. This Is What Happened To His Brain.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZut_SZYybA

>>21464663 (OP)
The cheapest one
>>21464694
>implying there are brands with added sugar
why are amerisharts like this

>>21468082
I hate these videos. I don't know why someone would be dumb enough to keep a coconut out on the counter for a month.

>>21468501
the same type of person who drinks something foul and thinks rinsing their mouth out is good enough to 'fix it'.

>>21468501
So imagine some drones at a third world country that bottles coconut water, some coconut fell off the assembly line and he picks it back up, except it's actually a coconut that had fallen there from days or weeks ago -- well not his problem. I've tasted fresh coconut juice from coconuts that are fresh and kept cool, it's delicious. The can version always taste old.

I really like the Goya cans w\ pulp.

>>21464663 (OP)
>he doesnt have his own coconut palms

>>21469931
>lives under constant threat of bonking by coconut
no. thanks.