What do you add at the cheap pizzeria to make this more palatable?

napkin and a fork

>>21465222 (OP)
Hot sauce, when they have it. Works wonders.

>>21465222 (OP)
I don't order a pizza without toppings

This may come as a surprise but you won't die if you skip a meal

>>21465222 (OP)
I don't add stuff to make it "palatable" but to increase flavor and suit my taste.

I like to go overboard with parmesan and red pepper. Like that video of the guy adding two bowls of cheese to his spaghetti, but even more.

>>21465305
It’s actually super bad for you. There’s a reason why countries with cultures/religions that have fasting traditions also have a higher incidence rate of people blowing themselves up.

A shitload of red peppers and "parmesan," of course. And a dash of oregano.

>>21465222 (OP)
HAWT HUHNEE

I've a better question: why are you giving money to a dining establishment you don't like for a meal you don't enjoy?

>>21465397
because sometimes you’re really fuckin hungry and it’s fastest

>>21465402
I've never been so hungry where I would have to eat something I don't like and pay for the privilege.

>>21465405
different people end up in different situations! hope this helps

>>21465421
I didn't need any help. I don't put myself into situations where I would be forced at accordion-point by a band of traveling polka-gypsies to eat dreadful pizza from their awful establishment where my only comforts are a smattering of wood pulp dust and sprinkling of red dandruff.
I'd rather the polka-gypsies take a stab than play accordion at me. What a menacing instrument

>>21465432
take your meds. if you don’t have meds, get some

>>21465453
The polka-gypsies stole them, as their kind are wont to do. : (

>>21465231
I, too, prefer to degrease my pizza before consumption

>>21465343
You can't be serious. That's not even fasting, that's just one meal a day and they eat like pigs.

>>21465258
good call

Almost any shit pizza can be elevated to at most a 5/10 with some hot sauce, or a 3/10 with ranch if hot sauce is not available.

>>21465744
>Breakfast pizza
I hope you wake up dead.

>>21465756
check out this fedora wearing faggot

>>21465798
I'm right

>>21465222 (OP)
Bovril and olive oil.

>>21465649
my wife worked with a little skinny muslim bitch. when ramadan came around she was fucking worthless at work. sickly and week, nearly passed out several times from hunger. stupid morons.

>>21465838
>she was fucking worthless at work. sickly and week
Not nice to talk about your whore wife like that.

>>21465222 (OP)
'chovies and hot sauce

looks good, wouldnt add anything

>>21465796
take your meds

>>21465916
take yours, but overdose. thanks bunches.

>>21465258
Hot sauce is a great secret weapon, I have used that to make the shittiest pizza taste okay

>>21465222 (OP)
mayonnaise

>>21465222 (OP)
pepperoni

>>21467430
Liar. Unless you're Japanese.

i make my own food

>>21465222 (OP)
Parmesan and red pepper flakes. Maybe some oregano if I’m feeling it.

>>21465222 (OP)
Oregano is the objective answer. The meme answer is pepperoni. The fact that neither have been mentioned in this thread just goes to show how little taste /ck/ has.

>>21465222 (OP)
Tapatio

>>21467727
You are soooooo fuckkking cool

>>21467753
I AM SO FUCKING POOR

>>21465222 (OP)
Green Tabasco, it gives a nice kick.

>>21465222 (OP)
For me it's the fake cheese and some red pepper flakes.