I miss this nigga like you wouldn’t believe

>you want some sneed oils in your rice, Massa?

>only grows more powerful

>>21465698
helps that he's actually the guy that made the sauce and isn't a stock character from old minstrel shows.

>>21465698
>Stubbs

more like Midds

>>21465711
anyone who insults his sauce ends up as bbq

>>21465665 (OP)
this homie tried to sell me converted rice

>>21465665 (OP)
Old Based

>>21465665 (OP)
I'm sorry, it was an accident

were uncle ben and aunt jemima married

>>21465665 (OP)
I bought his microwave rice and it was expensive and shit. Stick to supermarket own brand now

>>21465780
lol, poor

>>21465665 (OP)
I don't think I ever had anything they made.

>>21465665 (OP)
>claim black brand logos are racist
>when black americans pioneered the catering industry in america
I'm a europoor I don't understand this
Would this not be a point of pride? IS black cooking not considered an equal contribution as black musc?

>>21465698
slop

>>21465665 (OP)
a respectable looking black man is offensive to the left

>>21465919
As well they should be. Never relax.

>>21465780
I used it exclusively to grow psychedelic mushrooms. Would never dream of eating the actual stuff

Dru legends neber die :DDD

>>21465955
Every bag of ben tek I ever tried got contams within 72 hours. I could smell the bags across the house they were so bad. Meanwhile I've done 100s of PF jars and can count the number I've had to toss on one hand.

>>21465665 (OP)

>>21465966
Yeah well I was a retarded kid with enough money for some uncy Ben’s and a single syringe and no patience for the pressure cooker flow hood shit. When I get back into growing again I’ll use my big boy knowledge and money to do it better. Come to think about it, mine never contamed during colonization anyway, always during spawning to bulk in a separate container with the coco coir/verm/gypsum. Lost about 1/3 of my grows to trich. Good times. Uncle never did me wrong. What were you doing wrong?

>>21465665 (OP)
>>21465964
>>21465989
The Cream of Wheat guy would kick all of your asses

>>21465665 (OP)
Why is his rice so good?

>>21465989
When they did this they also made it watery. It's garbage now, just makes soggy pancakes like real syrup.
Just get pie filling or whip cream instead.

>>21466058
Tasty as fuck and done in 90 seconds what more could you ask for?

>>21465704
what are you talking about, the mascot was a real guy the company owners saw cleaning tables at a diner.

>>21466058
ancient african secret

>>21465665 (OP)

>>21466034
His name was Frank White and he was very proud of being the cream of wheat guy
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_L._White

>>21466465
>Frank White
>Black

TELL ME ABOUT BEN
WHY DOES HE MAKE THE RICE?

>>21466477
>Frank Black
>White

>>21466909
He's a big guy.

>>21466436
Pic unrelated

Americans really will build their whole personality around a corporate mascot dreamed up by a marketing team in 1978.

>>21466465
>I'm not black like Barry White, no, I am white like Frank Black is

>>21466034
>>21466465
>>21466477
>>21466919
>>21467919
The box seems so plain without Frank on it :(

>>21466942
4U

>>21466988
I hate how Americans do that

>>21465665 (OP)
>no more black cartoon man on my rice-a-roni box
>time for a spastic boomer crashout
has anyone ever actually given a single shit about this? seems like something that Fox News made up to boost sales of blood pressure meds in shithole towns.

>>21466465
>en.m.wikipedia.org
phonefag.

>>21466465
That's because he had internalized white supremacy and didn't realize he was being used as pawn to make money for white people.

>>21466968
how? uncle bens rice is a major plotline in the sopranos

>>21465919
Leftists only tolerate minorities as long as they are completely subservient to the party

>>21468196
Shalom

>>21468020
Who makes Little Chef their whole personality?

>>21469220
A lot of people used to do! You must be a young whippersnapper

>>21469234
Moggs you.

>>21465780
...it depends on which one, and when you tried it I guess, due to enshitification, but I liked the wild rice I tried ten years ago.

>>21466988
Your whole personality is around a corporate mascot dreamed up by a marketing team, they are called Jesus and Muhammad

>>21465864
Fun Fact: Freak Shows used to give severely deformed, disabled people, a source of income and a place to belong -- with each other they were a family, but since it's politically incorrect, now severely deformed people can just be shut up at home and commit suicide. The other thing is that western effort to end child labour rather than regulate it resulted in children being pimped as sex slaves instead of working in clothing factories, not to mention what happened in th west -- so the modern George Bailey won't be able to get a part time job at the pharmacy as a tween but missing school to work for Hollywood is a-okay as long as he gets a tutor, even though he's much more likely to be molested working in Hollywood than in a Pharmacy. The childstar of Terminator 2 was molested by his tutor.

>>21469262
I knew there must be a reason the first terminator was so much better

>>21469234
Name 5 people who made Little Chef their whole personality.

>>21469462
1. Your Dad's gay lover
2. Your Mum's Jamaican boyfriend
3. Your Sister's Jamaican boyfriend
4. Your ex girlfriend's Jamaican boyfriend
5. Roger Waters

>>21465704
Aunt Jemima was the actual woman who founded the company and they got rid of her.

>>21469262
His name is Edward Furlong you sick pedo
>>21466919
whatever happened to pong
>>21468196
There's a link to an interview in the sources where he literally says "I just like being the cream of wheat guy."
>>21469462
Jackie Chan

>>21466034
>>21466465
>>21468007
People visit his grave and leave packages of cream of wheat
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LXjOHGmt1Ro
>>21471234
>There's a link to an interview in the sources where he literally says "I just like being the cream of wheat guy."
The actual quote from that interview he said “Cream of Wheat guy, Cream of Wheat guy, thank God Almighty, I am the Cream of Wheat guy"

>panic attack