uhhh

uhhhhhhhhhh

>>21465778 (OP)
The adult nuggets please.

>>21465781
motherfucking epicness

Gosh, I've not had a jam roly poly in ages. I'd like a slice, please, with custard.
Who would ever eat it with ice cream? Absolute savages.
Oh, and pork and Yorkshire pud for before, thanks.

>>21465778 (OP)
Coffee. Black.

>>21465778 (OP)
>doesn't order ahead on the app

I hope to never step foot into any UK territory
I will not call fries "chips"

>>21465781
this has happened to me so many times I think of backup orders at every restaurant

>>21465778 (OP)
i’ll have the cock chips, i mean uh the cod shits, sorry i mean the cod chips peas oh sorry wait no yes the uhh cod uhh chickpeas no wait sorry the cock chips peas oh no wait umm sorry uhh ill have the uhh sorry umm the cod chips peas and um cod no wait um peas no wait sorry umm ill have the umm cod chip pee oh no wait umm sorry ill have the uh cod chips, oh wait umm yes sorry the cod chips, peas, or wait sorry ill have the cod, chips, peas, and salad please.

oh uh sorry can i also have umm the jam ram, or no the um the jammy rammy, sorry no umm nevermind
no wait sorry i will actually have the um, the jammy roly poly, or no the jam rammy pammy, or no wait, sorry, the jam roly poly please. wait, no yes, thank you

oh ill uh have it with um cumstard, i mean um mustard, i mean um sorry um fuck ice cream

>>21465778 (OP)

uhhh... I'll have the liver, bacon, fried onions, bubble & squeek, peas & gravy with uhhh... a chocolate shake.

Why are UK food prices so much cheaper than the US? It would be 2-4x more expensive for any of those items here.

>>21466521
the euro is stronk, but too bad about brecksit

>>21465781
saw a gen a femoid in line at a dollar general and when the cashier spoke to her she never once made eye contact with them and shook her head instead of verbalizing but still had to play with her stupid fucking nose ring and commie dyed hair while being dressed poorer than the fent zombies on your local skid row

>>21466817
yeah lots of zoomer girls can't do social interactions at all. I guess they're too permanently online

>>21465778 (OP)
Cod, chips, mushy peas

>>21465778 (OP)
>bubble & squeek
WTF is that?

>mashed potatoes and cabbage
Okay no thanks.

>>21466521
The picture is from like 15 years ago.

>>21465969
Boo hoo, cry me a river you stupid cunt. Nobody wants you trailing grease and BO into their establishment anyway.

>>21466894
>>21466896

Think of it as Captain Smeckers Old Timey Smangleforts (A subsidiary of Pepsico designed it in a corporate boardroom in 1973 to make profit on cheap hog anus) and you'll do fine.

>>21465778 (OP)
Beef and onion pie, chips, peas, and a beer

>>21465778 (OP)
Europe isn't real.

>>21465781
She's just like me frfr

>>21465778 (OP)
Americano
Shepherds pie
And an apple pie

>>21466843
thats like 50g of fries and peas, you literally get more dipping sauce than peas
the fuck

>>21466900
5 actually

>>21465778 (OP)
Those prices are pretty damn good, or this is an old image.

>>21465969
>I will not call fries "chips"
Currently bonglish has evolved to sometimes recognise fries as a subtype of chips, referring specifically to the skinner ones you'd get with a burger but never to the chips you'd get with fish and chips (chippy chips). This is an overall improvement to either original usage.

where is this normally these would be 10 quid minimum

>>21468935
>>21465969
You'd probably have a conniption over Italian. Patatine can mean chips as in bags of crispy shits from Lay's/Walker's as well as chips as in fries. We sometimes append fritte at the end (patatine fritte) to specify fries but that's about it.