Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:58:31 AM No.21466511
are u an alcoholic? are ur balls sweaty? if u answered yes to both of these questions then i have the perfect thing for u
1. grate as much watermelon as u want and then pass it thru a strainer (optionally u could have frozen the slices overnight if u want ur cocktail to have a granita consistency)
2. use a funnel to put the juice into an empty bottle
3. get a glass and fill it to the top with ice
4. fill it to 1/3 with the juice
5. add 2 tsp brown sugar and 2 slices of lime or lemon
6. mix
7. add schweppes indian tonic water (not sponsored)
8. add 3 shots of gin (do not be a pussy)
9. mint and a slice of lime or lemon for décor
10. repeat until there's no more juice left
1. grate as much watermelon as u want and then pass it thru a strainer (optionally u could have frozen the slices overnight if u want ur cocktail to have a granita consistency)
2. use a funnel to put the juice into an empty bottle
3. get a glass and fill it to the top with ice
4. fill it to 1/3 with the juice
5. add 2 tsp brown sugar and 2 slices of lime or lemon
6. mix
7. add schweppes indian tonic water (not sponsored)
8. add 3 shots of gin (do not be a pussy)
9. mint and a slice of lime or lemon for décor
10. repeat until there's no more juice left
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