>haven’t had ice cream in ages
>get a dozen pints of different flavors and brands and sundae stuff to play around with
>freezer dies

>>21467861 (OP)
God is punishing your greed.

>>21467873
or encouraging him to eat a dozen pints of ice cream at once

>>21467861 (OP)
This is your fault for your hubris.

You’ve got quite a night ahead of you son. Better stock up on whipped cream

>>21468078
This, OP probably even called it Project IC(ecre)A(m)RUS(h)

>>21468101
More like IC(e)R(e)AM (r)U(sh)

>>21467873
>>21468078
Feels like it, yeah.

>>21467861 (OP)
You should find a buffet with a good selection of ice creams.

Time to buy a bunch of dry ice or at least regular ice to bulk out your freezer until you can get through what's in there or get a new one.