>made with REAL vodka
Where exactly does one get fake vodka?

>>21468146 (OP)
lots of places, it kills alot of people every year because they buy cheap vodka from abroad and its probably mixed with tractor oil

>>21468149
This is why you only buy vodka from ivan, fuck those broads

>>21468146 (OP)
No sure if bait or not but it means it's made with vokka istead of malt liquor. For some reason (marketing and racism) people think their alcopops are better with vokka instead of malt liquor.

>>21468146 (OP)
Sketchy places. Places that sell you cheaper kinds of alcohol that isn't safe to drink, branded as vodka.

>>21468180
I have a friend that worked at a small distillery in college. He described an undrinkable concentrated liquid they bought as an ingredient that allowed them to bring a canned rum cocktail to market. I imagine all canned vodka drinks start with 190 proof corn liquor.

>>21468338
what do they put in fourloko/dragon soop?

>>21468357
malt liquor. Unless one of those alcopops specifically says otherwise like OPs, it's always malt liquor.

>>21468363
huh, the more you know.

>>21468367
>There are a variety of beverages produced and marketed around the world as well as within each market which are described as coolers or alcopops. They tend to be sweet and served in small bottles (typically 355 ml (the normal size of a soda pop can) in the US, 275 ml in South Africa and Germany, 330 ml in Canada and Europe), and between 4% and 7% ABV. In Europe, Canada, and South Africa coolers tend to be pre-mixed spirits, including vodka (e.g. Smirnoff Ice) or rum (e.g. Bacardi Breezer). In the United States, on the other hand, alcopops often start out as un-hopped beers, depending on the state in which they are sold. Much of the malt (and alcohol) is removed (leaving mostly water), with subsequent addition of alcohol (usually vodka or grain alcohol), sugar, coloring and flavoring. Such drinks are legally classified as beers in virtually all states and can therefore be sold in outlets that do not or cannot carry spirit-based drinks. There are, however, stronger ones that are simply pre-mixed spirits (e.g. Bacardi Rum Island Iced Tea), often containing about 12.5% alcohol by volume, that can be sold only where hard liquor is available.


>Wine coolers gained popularity in the US market in the 1980s when Bartles and Jaymes began advertising their brand of wine coolers, which were followed by other brands, including when Bacardi introduced the Breezer.[4] A growth in popularity occurred around 1993 with Two Dogs, DNA Alcoholic Spring Water, Hooper's Hooch and Zima, which was marketed under the title of "malternative beverage." Wine coolers were on the decline due to the increase in the US federal wine tax, and using a malt-beverage base became the new industry standard. Later, Mike's Hard Lemonade was released in the United States, with humorous commercials depicting what they called "violence against lemons". Smirnoff also came out with another citrus-flavored malt beverage in the United States in the late 1990s called Smirnoff Ice.

>>21468180
they are better, they taste way fucking better with actual vodka than the malt liquor shit

>>21468149
Tractor oil wouldn't blend in with grain alcohol at all. It'd be dark and it would stay separated, floating above the booze. Very strange post. You may have had too much to drink.

>>21468391
are you acting retarded on purpose?

>>21468367
>>21468363
>>21468357
It can also be rice wine.
Ferments out super fast and is lately massively rising in popularity

>>21468146 (OP)
russia.
canada.

>>21468180
sometimes I wonder if the retards on this board are serious or just trying to be a parody of someone they saw on reddit.

>>21468338
They do not. If it's corn liquor they say something like "neutral spirits", the vodka ones are vodka.

>>21468510
lol i use that for pajeretes

>>21468146 (OP)
Probably China.