Bourbon in 2050 - /ck/ (#21468386) [Archived: 633 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:27:48 AM No.21468386
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>go to work at the Brown-Sazerac-Beam-Hill-Diageo Distillery Building No. 251
>walk along endless corridors of machinery and robots carrying out menial tasks
>Monsanto bred multi-purpose grains are fed into a machine that instantly turns it into mash, and another machine that condenses it into vodka right after. Not a single copper pipe in sight
>red 40 and yellow lake 5 are mixed and shot into the liquid, giving it that classic amber hue before the artificial bourbon flavor is finally added
>transferred and stored in plastic vats as rickhouses are a relic of the past, waiting to be bottled as "[last name]'s Old Fashioned Kentucky Bourbon-Made the Same Way for Over 250 years
>finally get to your desk and the drone carrying a sample whizzes by and drops it off
>you stick the bottle into a machine and wait a few moments before it spits out the result: 98.9% MATCH RATE, READY FOR BOTTLING
>finally have a moment to yourself, quietly thinking: "Is this what being a master distiller is all about?" as a tear rolls down your cheek
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:30:05 AM No.21468388
>>21468386 (OP)
did you just make up a scenario to get mad about
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:35:29 AM No.21468396
I work at a distillery. This is how they are now lmao.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:01:46 AM No.21468444
>>21468396
I jerk at a distillery. This is how I am now.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:02:36 AM No.21468530
>>21468388
>babby's first day on 4chan

when does school start, lil buddy?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:56:25 AM No.21468867
>>21468386 (OP)
Sound like Scotland.
>use old ass barrels
>use wet barrels
>use caramel colouring
>overpower everything with smoke
>double prices every 10 years