Thread 21469753

>>21469753 (OP)
how are you supposed to say the name? "oohtz" or "uhtz" either way it's retarded and i refuse to buy brands that have retarded names.

>>21469762
you-ts

>>21469767
Say what now?

>>21469810
Yeah, he had two bags of 'em.

>>21469822
Two bags of what now, did you say you-ts!?

>>21469833
Yeah, two Utz.

I got these at the gas station the other day and they were really good. I haven't seen this flavor at the grocery store but I'll definitely try their other flavors. They were sturdier and less greasy than Lay's.

My grandparents would eat these because they had high blood pressure. Saltless. Tasteless. My grandparents just could not understand why i wouldn’t touch them. “Whatsamatter? Don’t you like potato chips?” Then I’d have to explain that I loved potato chips but I needed flavor and they would explain that these potato chips had no salt and they were healthier. It was a huge failure to communicate. “I don’t care if they are healthier i want actual potato chips!!! What’s the point of eating these they are not enjoyable?!!”

>>21469870

I use these for cooking.

>>21469983
What do you cook with potato chips? Sounds interesting

>>21469810
>>21469822
>>21469833
>>21469838
Goddamn

>>21470005
Boil them to make mushy potatoes

>>21470188
You're worse than fast food golem. Have some self respect you tranny

>>21469753 (OP)
i like them with salsa valentina

>>21470206
You eat them with trash.

>>21470211
what is your condiment of choice (if any) then nose picker?

>>21469753 (OP)
uoh

great packaging, mundane comestible

>>21470188
Grim.

An inferior product for inferior people
Behold: perfection

(the secret is the shortening powder)

>>21471989
i think you meant to post pic related, peasant (or the pickle flavor ripples)

>>21471989
imagine if the Utz girl ripped a mega belch in your face after downing the entire bag
totally nasty, right? haha