This is all my food for the next 5 days

ok

>>21470044 (OP)
glhf

>>21470044 (OP)
Is that what you bought for 5 days worth of food or is that just what you have left in the kitchen?

>>21470048
bought it
except whats in the ziploc bag, thats stuff i already had

>>21470051
That's rough, whats your rationing plan look like?

>>21470051
>bought it
grim. you could have done way better for what you paid. you're gonna be miserable and it will be your fault.
always a leaf too, god why is this country full of such fucking retards.

>>21470060
1/5 of each item pictured per day

>>21470065
i'll put some cream on those crackers if you need some extra protein.

>>21470064
What would you pick

Hdhdhh

>>21470072
Beans, 2 onions, bacon, rice would make banging beans and rice for like 10 meals. Probably enough cash leftover to buy like 2lb of chicken and some veggies to break up the monotony for the same price of what you got.

>>21470141
I cant cook anything so that probably wouldnt taste very good

>>21470044 (OP)
Could've gotten rice/potatoes/chicken/eggs for however much you paid for those snacks but you got that instead? Really?

>>21470151
Suffer with your slop then.

>>21470161
Ok

>>21470151
How did you make it past 18 without being able to cook?
We're not talking molecular gastronomy or michelin star cuisine, just home cooking
How can you not cook? You just follow instructions, it's that easy

>>21470167
I can cook
I wont have access to cooking equipment for 5 days

>>21470171
Including fridge?
This makes even less sense since you were already aware this was going to happen yet you didn't prep food in advance?
Even if surprise you could've made cold foods during the down time like sandwiches, chicken wraps, chips and dip, salads

How old are you? You can't be this retarded as an adult anon

>>21470044 (OP)
if this is supposed to be for a hike or something like it then the food is decent i guess, tho i would recommend getting some more carbs if possible, if you exercise yourself complex carbs are often a good energy source

>>21470178
No fridge
Everything you listed will be disgusting after 5 days

>>21470182
Ok, than what were you planning on doing with the 1.5 pounds of highly perishable cheese then, genius?

>>21470184
>he fell for the highly perishable cheese meme

>>21470186
By all means, continue to eat fresh milk cheeses sitting out at room temp for days.

>>21470193
Literally why they invented cheese

fuck galen weston. no name and president's choice are total rip offs.

enjoy shitting water

>>21470044 (OP)
You are an actual manchild living on snacks instead of real food

>>21470198
That "pizza mozzarella" isn't heat stable, unlike heavily-salted traditional hard cheeses.

>>21470044 (OP)
>5 days

As an alcoholic, I could stretch that out for weeks. Get on my level.

>>21470072
>What would you pick

>>21470044 (OP)
Where is the staple food like rice? If you are having money trouble and trying to ration why are you buying precooked food like pickles? Buy basic ingredients like rice, flour, yeast, sugar, salt, pork , (and veggies if you can afford them.) For $15 USD I can buy enough flour and yeast to make bread for a month. Learn how to cook from scratch and you will not find yourself wanting.

>>21470620
Learn to read

>>21470044 (OP)
Sucks to be you

>>21470585
Moisture is the only variable that matters

>>21470044 (OP)
Were money an issue?
I see that you won't have access to a fridge or cooking utensils for the next couple of days, but if you weren't on a budget why didn't you just buy camping MRE's?

>>21470044 (OP)
>no eggs
>no fresh anything

>>21470044 (OP)
You eatin’ whore durves for the next week.

>>21470044 (OP)
Do you have flour?

>>21470072
Flour
Eggs
Milk
Butter
Sugar
Keep the cheese
Tomato puree
Onion
Mix of herbs
You got two two pizzas and enough pasta to feed you for two days and you can bake a big batch of some sorth of pastry and freeze it and that's breakfast

op triggering all the poors itt kek

>>21470044 (OP)
you should be fine with the nuts and nut butter you silly cannuck.

>>21470044 (OP)
this guy is larping as a sailor from the 1700's.
>kidneystones.jpg

>>21473725
Are you a bot? Thats some retarded made up nonsense if I ever heard it

>>21470044 (OP)
For the same amount of money you could' ve gotten rice + lentils and would' ve lasted a whole month.

Retarded faggot.

>>21470141
>2 onions
>10 meals
Why even bother with the charade at that point?

>>21470044 (OP)
This looks like what you would have if you were living in a firewatch tower in the woods

>>21470180
Not enough carbs for you in a kilogram of nut butter and crackers?

>>21473940
What charade? It's a super easy, nutritious and filling meal. Cut up half the bacon, render it in a pot, scoop it out, chop up 1 onion and sautee in the bacon fat, add bacon back then add 2 cans of your beans of choice juice and all and let simmer for like 5-10 minutes. Serve with rice. Gives you like 5 meals. I was accounting for a double batch to use up the bacon efficiently.

A bit grim if I’m honest my guy. If you’re on a budget you probably could have sprung for some cooking essentials and still had some money left over for some chicken.

>>21470762
How are those better than pickles, salami and cheese?

>>21470044 (OP)
What’s left for the last 2 days?

>>21470044 (OP)
Are you on food stamps or whatever the Canadian equivalent is?
You shop like someone on food stamps

>>21470044 (OP)
you plan to survive on snacks alone?

>>21470065
whoa, your a genioos

you can survive on the jar of peanut butter alone for three days. it won't be pleasant, perhaps the worst three days of your life, but you'll make it

>>21478438
You can survive with nothing for three days
I do not think this is about survival