The evening snackage

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>>21471909 (OP)
>serrano tapas
basedpilled, just because of this I'll give you spanish hack
>get baguette of bread (I just can't conceptualize any other bread here)
>slice kind of like a sub
>slice a juicy tomato in half
>rubb it on the bread while you squeeze it (both parts of the breadcrumbs of the bread)
>now pour a tiny bit of olive oil on the red parts
>put in the chorizo and salami
>eat
hope ya the best, and that kinder looks hella good as well

>>21471909 (OP)
>imitation crab
>nitrates
>heavily refined sugar delivery systems
the beer is the only actual food in that picture, amazing

>>21472043
>muh nitrates
what are you a boomer?

>>21471909 (OP)
are those fish thingies edible out of the box? where do I find them?

Why do foreigners like 1664?

I only buy it bcs its barely above trash and im on welfare

>>21472043
the peanuts have 100 calories from fat and only 20 from sugar

>>21472144
Maybe I am. Doesn't take away the fact that I could beat your twink ass nine ways from Sunday, without even breaking a sweat. Sit your bitch ass down, boy.

>>21471909 (OP)
no rhyme or reason to those. 1/10

>>21471909 (OP)
>1664
meh. tastes too fruity.

>>21471909 (OP)
no baguette?
what are you going to do with the surimi?
i go for Munich beers...

>>21471909 (OP)
You seem like youll be eatin the evening package on the love boat

>>21471909 (OP)
the evening snack is 500 calories?

>>21474388
Trans weeb

>>21474388
That's way more than 500 calories

>>21473202
Doubt it since you're scared of meat. A girl can probably beat you up kek

>>21474442
The only one scared of meat is your mother when I take off my bathrobe and show her who's the real man in the baby making room. Sit your ass back down, twizzle tits.

>>21471909 (OP)
I wish I could get to the point when I can just enjoy a few drinks, I almost envy people who can it's just so normal.
If I'm drinking then I'm drinking!

>>21474950
I would've believed you, but for the frog. Virgo detected

>>21471927
when i was in canada i befriended a swiss guy and we went on a hike to a glacier and he did this as a lunch snack was kino
highly recommend

>>21475507
the interesting part is that this practice (rubbing the tomato) is almost exclussively from catalonia, a small part from spain

>>21471909 (OP)
>bread
>cheese
>cured meat
let me guess, you need more?

>>21476323
You have more in that picture, you're a saucy boy.

>>21476335
okay, but I didn't NEED it

>>21476345
Just pulling your leg lad, looks banging, would devour right now.

>>21472156
you have to be 18 to post here

>>21472043
>>>/fit/

>>21474442
I wish a girl would beat me up