tomato is optional - /ck/ (#21472070) [Archived: 182 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:12:24 AM No.21472070
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:13:32 AM No.21472075
>>21472070 (OP)
>no bun
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:13:53 AM No.21472076
4 fried eggs
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:27:54 AM No.21472112
>>21472070 (OP)
>$5 Cheese
What, is it 35 year aged cheddar or something?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:32:35 AM No.21472122
where the fuck is the bread????
Replies: >>21473766
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:34:44 AM No.21472125
>>21472070 (OP)
Twenty ketchup please
Replies: >>21472177 >>21473489
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:36:56 AM No.21472133
>>21472070 (OP)
$10 burger
$5 bacon
$5 cheese
$2 lettuce
$2 tomato
$1 mayonnaise
Replies: >>21472236
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:56:10 AM No.21472177
pizza
pizza
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>>21472125
based and 'chupilled
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:28:05 AM No.21472233
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fight me
Replies: >>21472495 >>21475180
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:29:12 AM No.21472236
>>21472133
You can't do that.
Replies: >>21473368
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:34:24 AM No.21472248
>>21472070 (OP)
you expect me to make a perfect burger with a limit and prices that donโ€™t make any sense. I could make an adequate or even good burger
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:37:56 AM No.21472256
>>21472070 (OP)
hamburger 10
cheese 5
pickles 2
lettuce 2
ketchup 1
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:00:52 AM No.21472315
>>21472070 (OP)
This restaurant is a ripoff.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:03:51 AM No.21472318
>burger
>cheese
>pickles
>caramelized onions
>thousand island
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:05:57 AM No.21472322
>bacon
>cheese
>egg
>egg
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:06:08 AM No.21472323
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$5 for cheese is wrong. that's a secondary topping like all the veggies beneath it. i'll fix it for everyone.
Replies: >>21472329 >>21472330 >>21474423 >>21475093 >>21475161
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:06:22 AM No.21472325
>>21472070 (OP)
>onion rings
>raw onion x2
>caramelized onion x2
>pickles
>lettuce
>tomato
>mustard
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:07:55 AM No.21472329
>>21472323
Then everyone would pick cheese
Replies: >>21472340
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:08:00 AM No.21472330
>>21472323
with this fixed one:
$10 hamburder
$5 bacon
$2 cheese
$2 carm onions
$1 bbq sauce
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:12:58 AM No.21472340
>>21472329
you must not be american. everyone SHOULD pick cheese. are you a communist?
Replies: >>21472344
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:14:57 AM No.21472343
>>21472070 (OP)
3 onion rings
5 ketchup
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:15:29 AM No.21472344
>>21472340
The worst part is the meat and the cheese. Even vegetarian patty is unacceptable because it tastes like a fresh Nike shoe. Burger can get improved by replacing the meat, maybe with grilled lemongrass tofu?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:16:24 AM No.21472347
>>21472070 (OP)
For me, it's 2x bacon and 2x Fried Egg. Please butter and toast the buns. I'll just have breakfast.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:17:11 AM No.21472349
>>21472070 (OP)
2 hamburger patties. Done.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:36:31 AM No.21472490
>>21472070 (OP)
Hamburger
Bacon
Cheese
Pickle
Raw Onion
Lettuce
Tomato
Ketchup
Mayo
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:38:21 AM No.21472495
>>21472233
How isn't this a first post?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:42:39 AM No.21472500
7 lettuce, 2 tomato, and thousand island. Keep the change, cutie ;)
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:44:55 AM No.21472503
>>21472070 (OP)
>hamburger
>bacon
>2x raw onion
>mustard

Perfection.
Replies: >>21472519
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:51:31 AM No.21472519
>>21472503
this is actually incredibly correct given the limitations of the original image
i could also really live with bacon being swapped with cheese, even though i'm pissed it's still $5
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:56:13 AM No.21472532
9 onion
2 thousand island
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:58:05 AM No.21472535
smash burger
onion
mustard
give the rest of the money to mom i guess
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:02:15 AM No.21472540
>>21472070 (OP)
4 eggs
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:04:53 AM No.21472546
>>21472070 (OP)
10 pickles. Luv me pickles
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:05:43 AM No.21472548
this is the most pigeonholed one of these I've ever seen. There's dozens of other toppings you can put on a burg and in crazier combos that are better than any combo on here.
Replies: >>21472550
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:06:49 AM No.21472550
>>21472548
also the lack of bun choices
feels facebook normie tier
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:30:04 PM No.21473358
>>21472070 (OP)
There's no pineapple, therefore it cannot be the perfect hamburger.
From what's left I'd go:
Smashburger
Fried Egg
Pickles
Raw Onion
Thousand Island
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:37:25 PM No.21473368
>>21472236
but he just did
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:48:58 PM No.21473381
>>21472070 (OP)
>a burger for $20
Me ordering Five Guys with no fries.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:59:00 PM No.21473392
burger - 10
cheese - 5
pickles - 2
raw onions - 2

salt and black pepper

Eaten once per week by yours truly.
Replies: >>21473412
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:04:58 PM No.21473397
I prefer cheese and ketchup on my fish, am I pgoing to hell?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:15:19 PM No.21473412
>>21473392
That's sad, only two pickles for that much food?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:26:14 PM No.21473486
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>>21472070 (OP)
4 eggs
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:27:18 PM No.21473489
>>21472125
kek
Opened the thread to say this.

Great minds think alike.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:40:19 PM No.21473505
>>21472070 (OP)
veggie burger
(vegan) cheese
lettuce
tomato
thousand island
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:37:03 PM No.21473630
bun
caramelized onions
bacon
cheese
fried egg
tomato
mustard
bun
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:50:53 PM No.21473644
>>21472070 (OP)
>Semmelbroetchen
>Kasslerfleisch
>Frikadelle
>thinly sliced raw onions
>vinaigrette with lots of chopped raw garlic and parsley
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:51:57 PM No.21473648
Smash burger, Cheese, Egg.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:20:30 PM No.21473683
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>>21472070 (OP)
bacon, fried egg, cheese, lettuce, tomato, mustard
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:27:25 PM No.21473692
>>21472070 (OP)
Hamburger, bacon, cheese.
Everything else is superfluous.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:01:39 PM No.21473762
>>21472070 (OP)
>no mayo
>no jalapenos
>no options for the bun
I can't build my perfect burger with this
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:04:24 PM No.21473766
>>21472122
This must be a "keto burger."
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:18:15 PM No.21474147
>>21472070 (OP)
hamboorger, chiz, baycon
Replies: >>21474148
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:19:20 PM No.21474148
>>21474147
the only thing id add is ketchup and mustard, thats it
maybe 2 patties instead of one as well
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:20:22 PM No.21474152
>smash burger
>cheese
>pickles
>ketchup
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:20:24 PM No.21474153
hamburger
bacon
pickles
caramelized onion
thousand island
simple as
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:22:14 PM No.21474160
>>21472070 (OP)
20 Ketchups
Replies: >>21474164
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:23:16 PM No.21474164
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>>21474160
Forgot pix
Replies: >>21475186
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:26:00 PM No.21474168
>>21472070 (OP)
this is the least appealing smash burger i've ever seen photographed
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:49:51 PM No.21474224
>>21472070 (OP)
>smash burger
>cheese
>fried egg
>caramelized onion
>smash burger
CHAOS REIGNS
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:10:45 PM No.21474278
>>21472070 (OP)
Smash burger, onion rings, raw onion, caramelized onion, thousand islands.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:56:13 PM No.21474393
bun
shit
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:05:24 PM No.21474423
>>21472323
>burger $10
>onion rings $5
>raw onion $2
>caramelized onion $2
>thousand island $1 (contains trace amounts of onion, which is necessary)
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:12:09 PM No.21474438
>>21472070 (OP)
>$5 bacon
>$5 fried egg
>$5 cheese
>$5 onion rings
Done.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:59:36 AM No.21475036
>>21472070 (OP)
Smash Burger
2x Fried Egg
Pickles
Lettuce
Thousand Island
Replies: >>21475082
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:05:56 AM No.21475053
Onion rings
Onion rings again
fried egg (over easy)
raw onion
caramelized onion
ketchup

I'm an onion god burgers are for fat niggers
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:16:09 AM No.21475082
>>21475036
You went over budget after the eggs, tardbro
Replies: >>21475108
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:18:16 AM No.21475086
>>21472070 (OP)
My perfect burger has all those ingredients together (except the sauces, only BBQ sauce).

I refuse to play under your ridiculous rules.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:21:18 AM No.21475093
>>21472070 (OP)
honestly tomato is the best fucking condiment on the burg after cheese. a burg without a 'mato feels empty, hollow, dry, disgusting.
i guess if i have to choose, i'd go smash burger 10, cheese 15, and then pickles 17, tomato 19, thousand island 20
the lettuce would be next, but it doesn';t really add anything other than texture so i guess i gotta pass
>>21472323
gotta go smash burg, 10, cheese 12, pickles, 14, tomato, 16, lettuce 18, and then thousand island 19 with ketchup 20 as a dipping sauce on the side. i'd love to have some carm onions but the sauce comes first
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:28:17 AM No.21475108
>>21475082
Well fuck it. Let's just make it four fried eggs and call it a day
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:36:01 AM No.21475121
>>21472070 (OP)
hamburger
cheeseburger
big mac
whopper
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:53:17 AM No.21475148
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>$20
>isn't enough for the basic combo of cheese, lettuce, onion and tomato on mustard & ketchup bun
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:00:03 AM No.21475161
>>21472323
$10 Veggie burger (meat makes me constipated)
$2 cheese
$2 lettuce
$2 pickles
$2 raw onion
$1 ketchup
$1 mayonnaise
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:03:40 AM No.21475164
>>21472070 (OP)
Bacon
Bacon
Bacon
Lettuce
Tomato
Thousand island
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:05:02 AM No.21475166
Burgers shouldn't cost more than $2.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:05:45 AM No.21475168
>>21472070 (OP)

$10 hamburger
$5 cheese
$2 raw onion
$2 caramelized onion
$1 BBQ sauce
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:09:06 AM No.21475172
A shame you can't get a burger with beef meat and salt at any price.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:14:54 AM No.21475180
>>21472233
This is my answer too.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:19:09 AM No.21475186
>>21474164
>White sauce instead of red
Looks more like Ronald McDonald's Creamy Surprise.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:15:04 AM No.21475251
>>21472070 (OP)
>No beetroot
>No pineapple
Can't make a fucking burger with this
Replies: >>21475275
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:34:02 AM No.21475275
>>21475251
Get fucked you cum drinking faggot
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:12:42 AM No.21475334
>>21472070 (OP)
>4 smash burgers
>4 cheese
>2 fried egg
>4 strips of bacon
>2 pickles
>1 raw onion
>1 lettuce
>1 ketchup
>1 mustard
>1 thousand island