why are people so fascist when it comes to food? that’s a lot of no’s for what’s basically a god damn hot dog

less than 5 bites? what a homo

>>21472584 (OP)
cause it gives people the sense of power they crave. they don't have any real power in their lives so they need to exert it in something mundane

>americans attempting food etiquette
>for hot dogs
they just don't get it, do they? they simply don't.

>>21472587
How many bites do you gulp your glizzy in, anon?

>>21472584 (OP)
>etiquette
>paper plates
If you are around paper plates, there is no such thing as etiquette.

>>21472584 (OP)
In case you haven't noticed, 50% of threads on /ck/ are:
>i don't like thing, therefore thing is wrong
>A or B? you have to pick one, let's argue about it
OP pic is just proof that boomers were as fake & gay as you.

>>21472584 (OP)
>Dress the dog, not the bun
>No wrong time for a dog
only good rules on this list

>>21472584 (OP)
Onions are better nested between the dog and bun

>>21472619
minced raw onion is better nestled, pickled or grilled onion is better on top

>>21472621
Pickling is a chinese psy op and raw onions are better than grilled.

>>21472611
>chicago dog sauge
literally ketchup??

>>21472617
>Dress the dog, not the bun
Why the fuck would you not want the condiments to soak into the bun? That's the whole point of having a bun or bread in any sandwich.

>>21472584 (OP)
>bendy paper plates to serve long narrow things with a propensity to roll

>>21472584 (OP)
places like this are about culture
they just wants a no fuss from some karen and want to keep it chill, low cost, and casual

My hot dog rules

>Upside-Down Mandate: You must eat the hot dog with the bun facing downward to align with cosmic hot dog energies. Failure to do so insults the establishment’s sacred geometry and brands you a societal heretic, shunned at all cookouts.
>Tuesday Swallowing Ritual: On Tuesdays, you must swallow the hot dog whole without chewing, as biting disrespects the Sausage Deity. Non-compliance offends the establishment’s spiritual patrons and outrages society, leading to public denouncement on Twitter.
>Condiment Precision: Apply exactly 17 drops of ketchup and 12 squirts of mustard, counted aloud in a reverent tone. Miscounting profanes the establishment’s condiment altar, earning you society’s scorn and a lifetime ban from hot dog stands.

>>21472601
about 12. its really only important to get double digits tho

>>21472812
>has 9 rules about how to serve a fucking hot dog
>wants to keep it casual

>>21472584 (OP)
>hotdogs
Isn't that more of a lunch meal?
Anyway
>bun(toasted)
>mayo
>shredded jalapeño
>bacon
>sausage
>onion
>honey mustard
Fite Me

>>21472584 (OP)
I just like putting a mustard-based or vinegar-based coleslaw on mine and that's it

>>21472885
I think you misunderstood. If you present yourself as uppity right away, you deter an uppity clientele. It's a good Karen-deterrent strategy. Reverse psychology if you wanna call it that.

>>21472584 (OP)
>why are people so fascist when it comes to food?
that makes no sense. maybe you mean totalitarian?

>>21472584 (OP)
I've been there 5 times and NEVER seen a sign like that, please cut it out with the aislop.

>>21472584 (OP)
This is a joke right?

>>21472584 (OP)
NO HOT DOG FOR YOU! But to be real for a second I think it's because a lot of people have strong personal pride with the dishes they create and any attempt by a third party to inject themselves into the process is an affront to them.

I’m from chicago and never one had anyone spazz out about ketchup. It’s a meme from fake faggots who want to act like a simple food is a piece of cultural baggage

Isn't Chicago all about their famous deep dish 'za though?
t. not american

>>21473255
Oroginally chicago had a lot of poles, germans, and czechs, so they brought the sausages over, over time the chicago dog developed, aka a hot dog/frankenfurter with a lot of vegetable toppings. Then people got pretentious about it. Irl no one cares. The most traditional thing would be to eat it with some onions and mustard. But that isn’t particularly exciting to the average “foodie”

>>21472597
go one day without thinking about americans
it would be the biggest accomplishment of your faggot life

>>21473253
try asking for ketchup at gene and jude's

>>21473272
Oh boo hoo the few legacy businesses who got semi popular by continuing an old meme do a thing where they get mad about ketchup

I don’t even like ketchup on hot dogs but this whole charade is incredibly gay

what is worse, making rules for hot dogs or making rules for raw fish on rice?

>>21473072
i went there on tuesday. sadly it is real

>>21473287
sushi since the hot dog people know they are being over the top

>>21472584 (OP)
>don't think there is a wrong time to serve hotdogs
Well clearly when you only have cloth napkins that is the wrong time according to the 10 faggot commandments for hotdogs.

>>21473287
People who make hotdogs didn't waste 10 years of their life studying traditional honorable bun placement so it's less fun breaking their rules, you get to make sushi fags incredibly angry when you dip the fish in soy sauce.

>>21473287
Hot dogs. The suchi pic literally says it's not mandatory. It's just explaining how sushi is normally eaten probably because the restaurant is in some flyover state full of ignorant hicks where the most exotic thing they've ever eaten is Tex-Mex.

>>21473376
Sushi culture is downwind from shitty japanese corporate culture of doing what your boss says only because he says it, it deserves to be lampooned. Ask yourself: if you found the sushi tasted better doing one of these forbidden things(just hypothetically, we know you're the most heckin cultured japanese food respecter don't worry anon), would you eat it in that taboo way that tastes best to you, or in the way that the chef who isn't eating it decided it should be eaten?

>>21473272
>try going to this tourist trap
no thanks
especially if they're gonna be fags about a havin a little tomato sauce on a glizzy
>>21473372
is that Kobayashi dragon maid?

Hot dog autists are stranger than anime autists

>>21473376
1, 4, and 7 are things that can cause the sushi to fall apart, 3 and to some extent 5 are roundabout ways to say don't waste food, and 8 is just basic hygiene.

>the chef studied for ten years before he was even allowed to make the rice? amazing.
>can you bring me a fork and bottle of ketchup please?

>>21472584 (OP)
>condiments on fingers should be licked not washed
What kind of fetish is this?

>>21472597
>god put you on Earth to seethe about people you will never meet
what is up with eurocucks kek

>>21473287
If you put a sign like this up, your establishment deserves to be vandalized. Jap autism isn't endearing or cute. It's gay as shit.

>>21473287
If a place had this on their menu I would go out of my way to do each one slowly and purposefully.

>>21472611
American street food looks depressing. I’d rather get a Banh Mi (Vietnamese sandwich).
Where is the dog anyway? I don’t see any dog.

>>21472584 (OP)
>utensils should never be used
t. shitskin

>>21473287
Hotdogs. Because raw fish does rwquire some care and freshness checks but hot dogs are just ground up mystery meat like a fucking Slim Jim.

>>21474197
Canada coded even