Salad.

You don't win friends with salad.

>>21472737 (OP)
Cobb salad is my test order at a new restaurant.

>>21472795
You don't win friends by being a baby bitch boy picky eater faggot.

Finally, a thread with no Americans.

for me? it's red onion, sunflower seeds, and ranch dressing. the perfect flavor combo
plus tomato cheese and croutons

>>21472737 (OP)
Gay ass vegan redditor thread
At least post a good salad

>>21473491
Ah... it seens that they just arrived... how unfortunate... >>21473640

>>21473871
Quit typing like a fag you're making my blood pressure rise

>>21472737 (OP)
Never understood why people put croutons in salad. Sure in a heavily sauced caesar it kind of works as an absorbant but otherwise it's just filler dry bread.

>>21472904
why cobb instead of caesar (the correct test salad)?

>>21473889
Same, but for nasty shit like raw onions, cukes and bitter ass tomatoes. For that matter am I seeing fucking NUTS in the OP's disgusting faggot salad designed to upset people?

I ate at a place called salad 2 go and they have these really good southwestern salad.

>>21473983
Only the bacon is cooked in a Caesar, plus I hate anchovies.

>>21472904
Cobb Salads are like poke bowls before poke bowls was a thing.

>>21472795
>You don't win friends with salad.
You win friends by tossing salad

>>21472737 (OP)

Bless your salad with Benedictine medals and prayer before you eat it. You can get possessed by eating demonically tainted food.

>>21472737 (OP)
That salad looks lonely, some fried calamari and chile peppers would perk it up>>21472795